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I used to think (having never seen a woman naked) that men and women had the same private parts. Hmmm, imagine the scarring that can do to a little kid when he sees g-ma changing clothes.
when i was younger i thought that for a girl to become my girlfriend all i had to do was show her my penis, i dont know why i thought this, but i didnt think it for long and i never did it thankfully
i used to believe that when you ate hotdogs your boobs would grow!
When I starting developing breasts i told my mum that i thought i had insect bites on my nipples! Gives a new meaning to bee stings eh!
When I was 4 i used to believe that boobs were just over-grown pimples, so I was like "why don't boys have them"
My younger sister used to think that a cow's udder was actually 4 penis'. She went round telling everyone that a cow had 4 penis'. She liked doing it when I had to walk around with her.
i used to think my testicles were where the wee-wee was kept
When I was little, I wondered how girls peed, I thought they had a little penis they peed out of.
After a neighbor-boy told me "Once a boy gets a zit they shoot sperm" I thought that a penis would shoot sperm constantly looking like a 4th of July sparkler.
when i was 16, my friend told me and a few other friends that she wanted to get a clitoris peircing. everyone around said it would hurt, and i just sat there and then said "well where is it?" and she said "in your vagina. it what gives you an orgasm." she was being really nice to tell me this, then i sat there and thought, and figured i must not have one, because i would have known if i had ever had an orgasm, so i blurted out "oh. well i dont have one." im 19 now...and she still laughs about it :)
When I was little, and was first exploring down there, All I was able to feel was my clitoris, and I thought I secretly had a penis and was really a boy.
For no apparent reason whatsoever, I used to think, until about the age of 6 or 7, that men had three testicles.
My mother has always been very vacant about sex, however one day - I think I was about 10 - we were cooking sausages in the kitchen and she unwraps a package of very small hotdogs (like cocktail weenie size) and goes "now honey, that's what guy's ..eh hem hem's look like." I didn't say it but I was petrified since they were so hideously small. I was dissappointed for quite a few years until I discovered otherwise and I remember thinking "oh thank god, I'm glad I got one that's bigger then a footy frank."
Now that I relive this story it makes me sickly puzzled about the relationship between my parents...
when i was little about 5 years i walked in on my sister in the bathroom.I noticed that she didnt have anything down there. Me, being a boy asked her how she urinated she didnt say anything so then on i thought girls urinated out of there butts.
I used to believe that every one, guys and girls, had only one hole. I thought everything came out of the vagina. And guys had a poop hole and of course their penis. haha
When i was little i went to stay at my gramma's house. i was petting her cat and out of no where i said "My daddy has a tail too." I guess i walked in on him when he was going to the bathroom the day before!
I used to think pubic hair was really called 'public hair' until I was about 15
I used to believe that when a boy was curcumcised they cut off one penis, which is why I only had one left.
I used to believe that vagina was pronounced "bachina." It was my cousin's fault. She pronounced it wrong at the age of 6. I believed this until 5th grade.
this is an embarracing one 2-
I used to think that guys only had one "bump" there(lol), just the penis-nothing else. So when i kicked a guy in the 7th grade, he said, "ouch, u hit them and they jiggled," i said really loud(cause i was amazed and confused) "THERE'S MORE THAN ONE???"
he flashed me l8er and i didn't make that mistake ever again,lol