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I used to believe that vagina was pronounced "bachina." It was my cousin's fault. She pronounced it wrong at the age of 6. I believed this until 5th grade.

Anonymous
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this is an embarracing one 2-

I used to think that guys only had one "bump" there(lol), just the penis-nothing else. So when i kicked a guy in the 7th grade, he said, "ouch, u hit them and they jiggled," i said really loud(cause i was amazed and confused) "THERE'S MORE THAN ONE???"

he flashed me l8er and i didn't make that mistake ever again,lol

gail-15 yrs old
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so i was a counselour at a preschool camp and this one kid (a boy) looked at another kid (a girl) when they were getting undressed to go to the pool. he must have become very worried because she didnt have a penis. he came crying to me and told me the whole story

sam
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Me and my two sisters used to tell my younger brother that everyone was born with a penis and that when you were 10 if it dropped off you would be a girl and if it stayed on you would be a boy. It was the funniest thing ever watching him on his 10th birthday waiting to see what would happen!

Heather Olsen
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My mom told me that when I was little, I walked into the bathroom where my dad had just gotten out of the shower and I shouted at him, "Daddy, your tail is on backwards!"
Somehow everybody in my family, and now my boyfriend know this story!

Anon
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One of my earliest memories was being in a park and a boy was having a pee. I thought he was peeing from his bellybutton and that he had the same parts as me in the correct place. Until I was seven I thought a penis was a man's bellybutton.

Anon
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I used to this girls had penises until they got older and then they fell off. I was in a co-ed swimming class when i was 4 so every1 took a shower together. I was so suprised to see a girl my age without a penis!

Anon
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I grew up with 3 younger brothers and never saw a male adult naked, so I thought every boy had a penis the size of a small finger. When I was 10, I went to visit my dad and walked in on him in the bathroom as he was getting out of the shower. I thought he must have hurt his penis because it was swollen. He and my mom thought it was pretty funny, but I was really concerned!

Anon
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I didn't pay much attention in sex-ed class--until I was 16 I thought women peed out of the clitoris, and I also believed the vagina opened up into a big open space.

Anon
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When I was little I walked in on my Dad getting out of the shower and I later asked my mom why Daddy had a tail.

Cassie
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I used to believe that penis's looked like poop, attached to a guys crotch. There was no resmblance to actual genitalia-no balls, no penis....jsut poop

Candice
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I attended Catholic School and I could not see any signs of breasts on the Nuns, their habits were white and flat so as a child I thought they cut their "boobs" off.

Susan
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when i was about 3 years old i got into bed with my grandparents and as they both sleep naked and i'm female i asked my grandpa whats taht pionting to his penis and my grandma told him he had to tell me the proper name and so 4 years i went round telling people my grandpa carried peanuts(penis)in his trousers

Anon
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well when i was5 years old i remember looking down at my private part and wondering why i had a "hot dog" hanging out of me. i just sat there for an hour and looked at it well anyway i forgott about it till i was 7 years old. it was the first day of school and i was scared, it was half way over and i went up to my teacher and said "why do i have a hot dog growing out of me" and i pulled my pants down in front of the teacher the teacher said "umm because you need it you will learn about it later" well anyway i was reallly scaared i went home thinking i was weird. the next day i went up to a kid and pulled his pants down. i was so relieved to see he had a "hot dog" to. lol

mike
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I used to think that boys didn't get their penis until they were 18 which was legal adulthood!

beckles
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I'm not circumcised so when I was little I used to think that my penis was so special because I thought that I was the only person in the world to have a retractable penis.

Not so special anymore
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I thought perhaps I my penis had an eye of it's own so that it could tell when it was looking at the loo.

Anon
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When I was 6, i thought that everyone had a penis (I'm a boy). One time, one of my classmates, who is a girl, came over to my house. I used to like walking around naked, so i took my clothes off, and she just stared at my penis and laughed. I didn't know why it was so funny, but everone in my class found out that she saw my penis and they all laughed too. I was so confused!

Dave
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This was my mothers belief. She once told me that when she was a young child, she thought that women with large breast were pregnant, and the nipple was the door where they would squeeze out.

Anon
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My grandma thought that if she made cute names for everything us kids wouldn't know what she was talking about. To this day I sometimes accidently call a penis a "futzer" and a vagina a "pocket book".

Heazure
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