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when my sister was little, i read the little critter books so her. she also had a strange fixation with her private parts, and wanted to know what they were called. many a times after that, she would always want me to read her the "little clitoris" books, and thought thats what they were called
In the 60's when you went through a cafeteria line to get milk, the milk machine had chocolate on the right and white on the left. So, as I was growing up I believed nursing mothers had chocolate on the right and white on the left.
i used to believe that boy and girl have no diffrent. When i was a little,i bathed with my sister and other friends in Nursery(childcare centre) together. When i finally went to my first grade school, i asked my teacher if we could bath together. :D
you are not going to believe this. I'm 17 and until today I thought I might have breast cancer because there are lumps in my breast. Well turns out they are just growing. lucky for me!
i used to believe that cats were strictly female and dogs strictly male...
i also believed that my mothers breasts were called "luvyous" so when i asked for some mothermilk my first words were "luvyou".... it seems that my father used to tell my mother that he loves her while caressing her breasts... ;D
i thought the phrase "getting a boner" referred to men getting their periods.
When I was about 6 years old I found out that I didn't have a penis,so I tried to make my own by using a toiletpaper-tube..My best friend was a boy and after seeing his penis I thought I was not normal.I practised to pee standing up with this,and after a lot of spilling on the floor,hands and clothes I actually got quite good at it!I did it a long time,until my mum finally saw it and explained that I was a girl and therefor had no penis..
When I was younger, I thought all penises were the size of a 3 yr olds (like a baby carrot), so imagine my surprise when I walked in on my dad in the shower. I thought he had some problem!
When I was young I knew that a common euphemism for penis was the word "weiner". Being a logical person I assumed that if a penis was a weiner, then a weiner must also be a penis. One time when I was about 5 my father took me grocery shopping and we walked down the aisle where the cocktail weiners were. I looked up on the shelf, pointed, and exclaimed "Look Dad, its a jar of little penises". I had no idea why he was walking away from me to quickly after I said that.
I used to believe evrybody's privates were diffrent-- thus the name "privates"
i used to believe that girls had testicles....the were inside her boobs
I grew up with sisters and never saw a penis. I did hear about "balls" though. I thought the penis was made up of these balls, like a snowman!
When I was little I believed you got breasts when you got married! My belief was based on the fact that the only women I saw whith them were married, thankfully it's not true as I have them now and am not married yet!
a friend of mine didnt know that men and woen had different "equipment" and one day she walked into her parents room,and her dad was in his underwear, so she walks over to her dad, grabs his
weiner, and screams, "Look mommy ! daddy pooped his panties !"
For the longest time I was confused about where the clitorous is. I remember telling a friend that my clitorous wasn't sensitive, the part i pee out of is. Luckily my friend didn't laugh too hard, and explained that I had the two confused.
when i was a small child i always thought that both men and women grew breats and had babies but when my mum told me when i was 12 that only women could i was embarassed
I used to believe that sticking your toung out in public was as bad as showing your private barts in public
One day my daughter came home from preschool and announced that she had seen Christopher's "tail." She demanded to know why she didn't have a tail...did I cut it off because it was ugly? Of course, it was his penis as they were changing his diapers. I think that deep down she'll always be suspicious of boys' "tails"
When I was in first grade- I vividly remember announcing to the teacher and the entire first grade class that I had a "Virginia" (not a "Vagina") and my mommy said all the girls had "Virginia's" like I did. You should have seen the teachers face.
i used to believe that everyone had the same private parts until they were 18 and that when a boy turned 18 the little flap of skin that you pee out of turned into a penis. i was so terrified that i was actually a boy and would grow a penis.