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When I was in first grade- I vividly remember announcing to the teacher and the entire first grade class that I had a "Virginia" (not a "Vagina") and my mommy said all the girls had "Virginia's" like I did. You should have seen the teachers face.

Jennifer
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i used to believe that everyone had the same private parts until they were 18 and that when a boy turned 18 the little flap of skin that you pee out of turned into a penis. i was so terrified that i was actually a boy and would grow a penis.

ashley
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Up until I was 18 and saw my boyfriend naked for the first time, I believed that men had two separate ball sacks. When boys drew penises it would be a penis with one ball on each side ..even on the net people draw it like 8==0 ..can you blame me?

meat and TWO veg.
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when i was young i was always of the belief that a girls bum ran all the way to the front. I came to this conclusion after seeing my friends baby sister being changed. And it wasn't until a 2nd grade argument with a girl that i was told that it wasn't the case and all boys' problems were they had deformed third legs

tripod
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I used to believe that as a kid, you had 2 separate butt cheeks, but when you grew up, your butt crack grew together. I was very shocked the first time I saw a naked adult buttocks and realized the butt crack was still there!

Jannie
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When I was lil I believed that you developed *ahem* breasts as soon as you put a bra on, and it didn't matter if you were a male or a female. I was sOo convinced of this because every night when my mom or aunt would take their bras off before they went to bed -it would appear that their boobs had shrunk!! I still believed this even after I got my first training bra - I would REFUSE to take it off before I went to bed, because I wanted my boobs to be big and I didn't want them to ever shrink. It took me YEARS to realize that my mom and aunt were wearing push-up or padded bras!!

Disappearing bOob trickster
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When I was about 11 and still flat as a pancake, I used to discipline myself to sleep on my back just in case the pressure of sleeping on my stomach slowed the breast-growth process in any manner. Now I dress to make them look smaller--aargh!!

Anon
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I used to think my testicles made my pee. At 5, what else could they possibly be for?

Richard
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When i was getting 'the talk' from my parents my little brother walked in, i think i was about 10 and he was about 8, he walked in just as they were explaining vagina...he didnt quite catch the va bit..so for ages he was walking round saying china :P

jess
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I was told that when you "do the deed" by yourself, you grow hairy palms. Funny thing is I was 17 when they told me, and I looked at my palms. Needless to say everyone got a good laugh at my expense.

ED
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I used to believe the little bumps on a womens nipples spelled out "suck here" in braille for blind babies

Bubz
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When I was about 2 years old I saw my older brother naked briefly when my mom was putting him in the bath. I was convinced a penis wasn't attached to the body, but rather something boys had to hold between their legs. If they moved their legs apart, it would fall off. No idea how I came to this conclusion.

Anon
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My mom was babysitting my cousin who was the same age as me (2) and we were both being potty trained, well when it came his turn to "go" my eyes got so big and i screamed "TIMOTHY HAS A TAIL!" he looked down so seriously at himself then looked back at me like what are you talking about? My mom then try to explain it to me in the best way possible!!

Amber , pittburgh PA
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my grandmother taught me what a vagina and a penis was when i was about 3 and i always thought a penis was a peanut and one day i asked if i could have a penis butter and jelly sandwich

Sandwich girl
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Sometime in elementary school, I had to go to the doctor for a physical. When I heard the doctor tell my mother "slight breast deformment" I was terrified. Turns out it was "slight breast development"!

Anon
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When my cousin and I were about 10 or 11 we thought that if you rub butter on your chest every day and don't wash it off, it would make your breast grow( we were anxious ). After about a week of horrible body odor and still no breast we were convinced that it was time dump the Parkay and head for the shower.

Akilah
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When I was about 8 or 9 I overheard boys at school bragging to one another about their huge penises. "Mine is so big it hangs past my knees!" etc. I was concerned, so I asked my older brother (15) where he put his penis when he went #2. He looked at me confused, so I asked, "Well, does it dangle down in the water and go down the hole, or do you flip it over your shoulder?" I was very mad when he started laughing hysterically. I really thought boys had 3ft long penises.

PrincessD
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I used to think that boys only got penises after they turned 18, and before that I thought they just had a little flap of skin that opened to let the pee out.

Anon
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A friend I had told me once that when she was a kid, she used to think Men had leaves as private parts. She had only seen naked statues...and they all had leaves there.

Anon
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My sister was born when I was six. Due
to a congenital malformation she was born with a penis. Thus, I believed girls had penises too. She stood to
pee just as I did. When she was about
six she had it amputated so she would
look like a normal female. For a long time I thought the doctors may cut mine
off too.

Anon
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