sex: rude bits

I used to believe that penises had a bone in them ... Yikes! I don't know why tho', just assumed it, 'til I was like in 5th grade! I'm 29 years old, the word "Boner" was pretty popular back then ...

My mom had ear lobes that were connected and my dad had the kind that were seperated from the cheek, so I used to believe that the doctors delivering babies would figure out the gender by looking at the shape of the baby's ear lobes.

My friend was pulling on her breasts (the ones she didnt have yet) saying that it would make them be big when she got older. I didnt ever want breasts so I would push really hard on mine. I dont know how hers turned out, but it seemed to work for mine!

When I was little I was out at a restaurant with my paints, soon I realized that there was some kinda party going on down stares from us. peering over the balcony I saw a strange shaped cake, mom thin asking me "heheh what is that Cody?" I just set down feeling left out from the party and mudderd.. nuffen, just half a dog bone... later did I learn that it was a penis shaped cake for a woman's bridal shower... I thought they messed it up and left off the two round parts on the other side of it which makes a bone shape. 8==8 <--- bone shape

this is not about me this is about my children when they were small. When my children were small i told them that if they did not change thier underware every day they would get "Robin Rotton Croch" and thier penis would turn green and fall off.well they beleive me because until this day (they are 21 and 19" they have a lot of underware. i laugh when i think about it now,some people tell me i am mean for telling them that but it worked.

When I was about eleven years old, I used to read a whole lot of the manga Sailor Moon before it came out in America. I couldn't help but notice that the characters had extremely long and beautiful shiny hair. I liked it especially when they twirled around in their sparkly glory, the rainbow colors swirled around them, and their hair flowed in the wind. Of course, my hair was nowhere near that long, and I felt like a bum next to the characters. One day, me and one of my best friends were playing Sailor Moon. I was always the character who had the shortest hair (Ami/ Sailor Murcury) This made me mad after a while, so my friend made a "magic potion" that would make my hair grow as long as Sailor Moon's floor-length hair. The stuff consisted of raw eggs, grass, out-door onions, milk, saurtcraut, and whipped cream. It smelled awful, but I was determined to get my wish. Little did I know I was about to go through a little thing called puberty. Of course the "magic" didn't work, and terribly dissappointed, and me my friend didn't talk about it in a couple months. A few months later, I noticed that I was sprouting hair on my privates. I thought I was the only person in the world that this happened to, I got scared stiff. I thought that this was the doing of the "potion" my friend made for me. Later, I went to a restaruent with my family and friends, and when they asked me what was wrong, I busted out in tears and screamed, "Katy made hair come out of my vagina!!!!!!" In front of everyone. I spilled out my entire story to practically the whole restaurant in hysterics. Afterward, my mother (and everybody) just started to laugh as if they were going to choke, and I don't think I had been more embarrased in my life. Nonthless, Im still a HUGE anime fan!!!--- I was so stupid when I found out the truth.

when i was 5 i was watching my mum breastfeed my little sister, i was amazed by it. i asked her what flavuor it was, she replied its just plain then i asked but if you eat choclate will it turn to chocolate milk, my mum said yes so i went around telling everyone i knew that baby has chocolate milk from mummys boobie!

I was talking on the phone with one of my friends. (a guy) well we got into questions about penis's. I was courous so i asked if there was a bone in it. He said no. I was really surprised.

I used to believe that every penis had a name. I always called mine Edward. For some reason I thought that if you were a boy, your mother would choose a name for you and your penis (dunno whaer I got that from) So when i was little and I heard the name Edward, I thought people were talking about my penis!

Until i was in 5th grade i think, i didn't know that penises became erect. So it didn't make sense to me how the floppy penis got into the girls vagina. And even when I did learn it, I thought they just got hard and pointed straight down. Therefore, it warped my idea of how sex occurred. It's hard to explain how I thought sex happened, but I suppose you could imagine it. Plus, even after I learned what penises were like and what they did, I was still surprised when i saw an erect one! They're so funny looking!

When I was younger, maybe five or six, I remember watching Seinfeld, and hearing Jerry tell Elaine that he had "tricks" he did with his penis. I took this to mean that he could swirl it around and make it jump and stuff... This misconception wasn't helped by the fact that while snooping in my stepmom's room, I found a dildo that did similar "tricks" .....
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Oh well!

when I was a younger girl my mom told me that if I let the boys touch my boobies theyd grow really big. That was dumb seeinghow I wanted big boobies. I used to allow my friends that were boys touch them all the time. Thanks MOM! I wonder tho they are a G cup....

Once when I was about 12 I was on the phone with a boy from school. He was having a sleep over and was making fun of one of the other boys for having a "hard-on" I thought he said Heart on so I asked what he ment, he then repeted the kids name and said he had a "hard-on" I agian heard Heart-on so I thought that ment he cut a heart out of paper and stuck it over his male parts.

When I was around six, I heard the expression "pop her cherry" or something like that. I thought it meant that girls were born with their labia stuck together and that the first time they have sex, the penis would break open the slit.

My mom used to say girls had 'front bottoms,' and always called butts, well, butts. When I found out ass meant 'bottom' (I was around five or six), I had a very involved argument with my friend on whether your ass was in the front or the back. Took me about a year to figure that one out.

For those of you in the States, and growing up in the 70's, you should remember Elvira. Well a friend of mine told me her "boobs" were fake. From then on, I would sit real close to the TV amazed becasue they looked so real... Later on, I realized, yes they are fake, but not in the way I thought...

When I was little and saw my aunt breast feeding I very bluntly walked up to her and stated that "this one is for millk and this one is apple juice." everyone was laughing so had they never told me any different.

when i was a lil'un i asked my sis where she got her boobs she goes she bought em and when eva we went shoppin i always used 2 look 4 a shop dat sold boobies , one day we walked past a sex shop! and i said to my mum . " Mum i think im old enough to have boobies now can we go in there and get some?" Well let me just say my mum was a bit shocked!