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I thought making out meant trying to see something (because of how people say "I can't quite make that out" or whatever)

— Bootlebat

As I first time realized i have a glans penis, I thought it looks just like ball inside of penis and for long time I was afraid if I recovered it too much it would just fall off! Really!

— Hajer przodowy

i used to believe that my willy would soon be cut of by the loo seat and so i never used to pee in the loo.

— barty

When I was a little kid, I believed that erections were caused by the need to urinate.

Anon

when I was about 6,I walked in my parents bedroom.Dad was sleeping and his Penis was hanging out the fly of his boxer shorts.I had never seen one before and ran out of the room screaming to my Mom that there was a snake on Dad's shorts.

— Connie

when i was a kid, i used to believe that i was uncircumcised. imagine my surprise when i found out i was.

— I found out just a few days ago

My son is 9. I was driving in my car with a friend and my son. I asked her to hand my eye glasses. She didn't hear me so I asked her to hand me my Spectacles. My son says to me "Mom you don't have those". I said yes I do they are in the glove box. He says "No only boys have those" It took my friend a minute and I to realize he meant Testicles. LOL.

— S.L.H.

when i was around 8, i'd only seen the penis of one of my friends. i'm circumcised, and he's not. my dads looked like mine, so i thought that the difference in appearance was a family trait, and that everyones penis looked similarily different in their family.

Anon

i used to think that girls had, men's parts "down there"

Anon

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I was babysitting a little boy, and he told me that he was mad at his sister once and he cut her "weiner" off, and that's why she didn't have one. LOL!

— Kelly

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I Used to believe that boobs made milk if a woman was a cow. So i listened to my dad and what and who he called a cow.

— Hugh Jarse

Most of us boys growing up in the 1950s had no access at all to pornography or even nude pictures of women (besides an occassional topless maiden in National Geographic which gave us a boner for a week!) Full frontal nudity was a taboo, even in men's magazines! I finally found a nudist magazine one day but they had the women's pubic area airbrushed out which confused me. I knew girls had cracks down there (I had seen my sisters nude a few times) but couldn't understand where that crack went when girls got older. I thought maybe it slipped further down between their legs so they could have babies. I also had no idea that after puberty, hair grew in that region. I graduated from high school not having a clue on what was really down there!

— Mike

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when I was a kid, girls trousers used to be zipped at the side. My brother sincerely believed thats where we kept our 'bits'!

Anon

i used to think that moms took a straw and stuck it between their boobs and thats how babies got the milk and also i thaught that the foreskin was for wen i grew up and my penis got bigger but i found out that it was for a different bigger

— me

i used to believe that pee came out of the vagina

— Janey

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i used to believe that all babies had penises and that the girls one would disappear after they were toilet trained.

— JP

I used to believe…

That masturbation would make you blind

— NN

I used to believe…

whenever i was little, my mom always called my vagina a 'bird'...i thought everone called theirs that, imagine how surprised i was whenever i was getting my talk in 4th grade and they called it a vagina, i was so embarressed!

Anon

When I was about 5, i used to believe that my clit was really a little penis. I said to my mom, "mommy! even girls have penises just liek boys but they are really little!" my mom was like uh yeah hunny...

— Jacqueline

I used to believe that milk didn't come out of women's nipples but out of the cleavage between the breasts. Seemed logical because men's nipples don't give milk as well, do they?

Anon

Up until the age of about 11 or so I had only a rough idea of boys' private parts, I knew about penises but had no idea that testicles existed. Therefore when I saw the boys in their trunks at school swimming lessons I thought the bulges in their groins were the effect of rolling up their penises!

— baggie1

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