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when i was about 5, i thought that a penis was called a peanut. My brother was walking across the hall in just a towel and it accidentally dropped and i saw his parts. The next day i was with my brother and his friends and i said something about seeing him naked. his friends asked me what it looked like and i said it looked like a peanut
I remember one time when I was about 14 years old I was taking one of those purity quizes online with a friend who was 16 and a girl (I being a guy). She started filling it out and reading the questions out loud. When she came across the question "Have you ever shaved your pubic hair?" she clicked yes and moved on. Well, I didn't know what the word pubic meant so I thought they just misspelled public hair (like as in the hair on top of your head) I immideately asked her when she did that because I had never seen her bald before. She started beating the crap out of me because she thought I had been spying on her. By the time I explained myself I had already earned my very first black eye.
I used to belive that all babies were born the same, and the parents had to go out and buy a penis for the ones they wanted to be boys.
When my brother was 3 or 4, (I would've been 6 or 7) I walked into the living room to find him crying his eyes out... It was *i think* his first erection, and he pulled his waistband out and showed me.. he said "I think I'm sick" and I said... maybe it's just an infection."
I used to think that testes held your pee.
My bedroom and my parents' bedroom shared a wall and I could hear whatever they watched on TV. One night they watched a special on PBS about breast cancer. No big deal, except that I was eleven and just hitting puberty and for about six months I was certain that those little lumps were cancerous tumors.
It took a nice little diagram of breast development to convince me that I was wrong.
Even though I'm a girl, for a while I didn't know anything about female genitals. I thought there was nothing down there except one hole in the front for peeing, and another hole in the back for pooing. Then I learned where babies come from and revised my theory to include three holes. But I thought there were three holes, some hair at the front, and that's it, and I couldn't imagine why anyone would find female genitals interesting to look at.
I didn't know a thing about labia, but one day I discovered my own labia and clitoral hood. Since female genitals are nothing but a row of holes, I assumed that my labia were going to grow into testicles and my clitoral hood was going to grow into a penis and I would turn into a boy. I figured this is why my parents kept making me dress in pants and running shoes instead of dressing girly like I wanted to.
I was watching my little cousin (he's like 4) while we were at his pool, and I was lying on my stomach on the pool deck. He came up to me and pointed to my bikini top and was like "what are those?" I asked if he meant the stripes, and he said "no, sit up." so I leaned up a bit and he grabbed my breast and was like "this! what's this?" I was speechless, needless to say, and my aunt and mother were howling with laughter.
I used to believe that a mans penis was supposed to be curved up, like a banana.
When I was 9, I used to watch the T.V listings just for fun so, when something weird or gross was showing, I'd run to my mum and tell her. But, one day, as I was looking at the listings I saw a movie's name. It said, "Virgina Wool" I ran to my mum and said, "Mum! There's a discusting movie on called Vagina Wool!" After that, if I see something gross on T.V i ignore it and keep from more embarasment.
My girlfriend and I both have black hair. When she was making a crude joke, I realised that she thought people's pubic hair matched the colour of the hair on their head! We were in our early twenties at the time.
I guess it's perfectly logical, as people's body hair varies in colour, and she just hadn't seen the pubic hair of anyone who didn't have black hair.
I gave her a hard time about it for a few weeks, though.
When I was about ten, I was talking to my friend at school, and this guy who hated us walked up and said to me, "You haven't got a dick, you've got a virginia."
My friend and I burst out laughing, and the other guy walked away confused. We wondered what he'd make of the shop called "Virginia Hair Design" if he ever saw it, or if he'd ever seen a map of the USA (this happened in Australia).
When I was younger, I had no idea what the difference between boys and girls was (and I mean the REAL difference). When I was about 5 or 6 years old, I went to my cousin's house, and one of my cousins, A.J., who is a boy, was a baby at the time, and my aunt went to change his diaper. I stared at it thinking "What the heck is that thing?"
Then later, I went to my other cousin's house, he was about 3 or 4, and he went to go to the bathroom and for some reason he had this insecurity and always wanted someone in the room with him. Since I was the only one in the room, I went in and -- stupidly -- watched. First of all I didn't know why he'd put the seat up and I told him he'd probably fall in, and he didn't get a word I was saying and just went along and peed right there. When I saw that I never looked at a guy the same again.
I used to get the words "vagina" and "Virgina" mixed up. This later led to an incident in the 3rd grade when the teacher had called upon me to name the 50 states and I my reply went something like, "Alabama, Alaska, Arizona... Utah, Vermont, Vagina..."
I got a citation for that.
kiedyś wyobrażałem sobie że dziwczynki też mają penisy.
i used to believe that a boy never *got* his sperm until he was 16, it was like a *special* birthday present! i seem to remember telling all my friends this when we were headin to sex ed class!!! D'oh!
Ahhh, my first boner. I remember waking up in the wee small hours of morning because somthing had felt weird to me. It twas then when i noticed i had a erect penis and not knowing what it was and completely terrifed i punched it. As it sprung back up a joilt of pain surged through my body resulting me screaming at the top of my lungs awaking family members.
When I was 5 and I'd just come out of the bath and Dad was drying me with a towel I looked down at my chest and asked him if I could have some pimple cream for my two "pimples."
He laughed (at that time I didn't understand why) and said no.
And then I said, "Oh I get it- they're itchy bites"
I used to think that the clitoral hood was the vagina (I was not actually aware of the prescence of a hole there). When I was 9, I had a yeast infection, and so I described the itching as being, "behind my vagina," so the doctors assumed I was ashamed to say, "anus" and thought I had pinworms. Itchy.
When I was little, I saw the other girls naked all the time, but never the boys so I just assumed that both sexes had female parts. I was pretty surprised when I walked in on my male friend peeing.