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once when i was little, my mom decided to give me and my little brother a bath. i looked down at him, and looked down at me, and thought that my parents had cut off my penis. i was so stupid ._.

Anon
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When I was a young girl, my mother apparently could not bear the thought of her daughters saying the word "vagina" so she taught me and my 2 sisters that it was called a "tushie." It wasn't until I was in 6th grade and my teacher told a male student that she was "gonna nail his tushie to the wall" that I realized my mother had lied to me.

C
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when i was around 5 i think, i was sleeping at my grandmothers house and i was watching tv on the couch and it was on teletoon. one of those adult cartoons came on after one of my shows and suddenly my penis went solid. i asked my grandma why it was so long and hard and she said it was because it was sleeping. i believed that until i found my dad's playboys and it happened again. my suspicions were verified during last year's health classes! lol

saving private sleepy
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I used to believe that an erection was a curse that had somehow come upon me and that when I was gonna have sex (not quite knowing the mechanics of it at the time)I'd have to run to the bathroom and wait for it to go away before she'd notice and I'd be embarrased. Sad yet true....

Anon
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Someone once told me that having sex caused a woman's breasts to grow. Everytime I looked at Dolly Parton I thought "wow!"

Anon
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When I was a little child. I used to think that in your vagina the little sprouting thing was a growing penis !

Sprouting penis !!!!1
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When I was young, I asked my mom what the difference between boys and girls was. She looked at my older brother and, finally, after a long awkward silence said, "Boys have blue eyes and girls have brown." I guess my mom didn't realize that I'm a girl, and I have blue eyes. Imagine how scared I was when I went in the bathroom to look at my blue eyes and realized they are blue!

xChristyx
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When I was 10, I wanted big boobs, so I used to do these exercises, where I was basically flexing my arms and chanting "I must I must I must increase my bust". I think I read that in a Judy Blume book, and thought it worked.

Anon
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This isn't me, but a friend of mine when she was little heard her mom call her female anatomy her vagina, well she thought it was called a "from China" as an inside joke we now call it our "from China's"

Anon
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I used to believe that your balls and scrotum were a 'hat' for your penis - so-called a 'Penis-hat.'

Tom
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When i first found out that boys had different parts than girls. I would call a penis a cow squeezer because at that age to me, it looked like an utter. For the longest time i would refer to it as a cow squeezer. One day i asked my mom what it was really called and she told me it was called a penis. Right then my aunt walked in and only heard my mom saying penis and she goes "Why are you saying penis to your 4 year old girl?"

Anonymous
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I used to believe that an Asian women's
vagina ran horizontally from thigh to thigh. That's until years later when I built up the nerve to ask an Asian women...Take it from me,they don't.I have a black eye to prove it!

Scheagol
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I used to believe that a woman had a boob for each baby. My mum had two children and therefore 2 boobs. It wasn't until I met a woman who had 14 children that i realised this couldn't be so...

Dibble
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When I was in first grade our teacher told us that if we could kiss the tip of our elbows we would turn into the opposite sex. I really wanted to be a little boy and so did all my girlfriends :) So we all tried to kiss our elbows and it never worked!

Anon
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I was sure I'd turn into a boy when I grew up.Instead of'When I grown up I'm going to...' it was 'When I grow my tail I'm going to...'
No-one corrected me until I was about 8.

H
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When I was about 2 1/2 years old I had climbed into my sisters crib. She was about a year old at the time. My mother overheard a conversation which she has told us several times. My sister took her diaper off, something babies do I guess, and when I saw she had no appendage like I had I said "It's ok, Mommy will take you to the store to buy one." I thought she was missing a part!

Anon
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When I was about 10, I began growing breasts. I thought it was some tumor and i would try to smush the little nub that used to be flat...weird.

NippleSmusher
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That if I kept playing with my peepee it would turn green and fall off.

I had no idea
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When I was little I once saw a dogs disgusting 'red rocket' penis, and for a long time I thought that's what all men had. When I got older I eventually asked my mom how she could stand making out with my dad and not throw up. After a long laugh, my mom had to explain to me that it really didn't look like that.

Jen
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when i was around 6 or 7 i used to ask mom y she wudnt give my nanny the money she needed for chest operation. I actually thought she had a deep hole in her chest - was actually her cleavage.

fred
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