rude bits

i knew waaaay too much as a kid. i used to think when you were circumsized( i think i spelled that right) you had the part of the penis that made sperms cut off. my brother had that happen when he was very young. i always wondered why my parents left all the making grandchildren business up to me. that always made me mad.

loopy laura

When I was 18, a friend and I were hiking and we stopped to piss. He was amazed when I pulled back my foreskin to pee. He thought that circumcision was the removal of the head of the penis, and that he was uncut and I was cut, because, after all, the only visible part of my penis was the skin.

Maybe that explains why he thought I was Jewish

I remember in 1st Grade, the little girl and I would always be together at recess. One day she told me that she had this hole under her belly button and if you put your finger in it, it got bigger. She told me that is where the babies came from and that it was called your bachina. I also thought you peed out of the "bachina" too.

Zeke

I remember when I was really little, I was taking a bath with my little brother and my cousin, Allie, at my grandma's house. I remember my little brother then saying, "Mom, why doesn't Allie have a pee-pee?" I didn't know either!

Zeke

i used to belief, when i was around 4-10, that i had a left "nut" when my older sister sed that every woman grows one.

nutty

When I was little I used to call vaginas triangles and one day I told my brother that I had a triangle and he told me he had one too so I was super confused until I learned that guys had penises and girls had vaginas

Anon

we were just sitting around one night talking and what not, and the story of how loud my brother screamed when he was circumsised cam up. well he got really mad that no one had never told him that he was circusised. i still don't know to this day if he knows what it really means. He was 11 then and 13 now.

a sister

I used to think that oral sex was talking verbally dirty about sex to each other. It wasn't until I was in high school that someone corrected me.

lemon

One of my guy friends in 4th grade was talking about "boners", and he asked me if I had boners. Not knowing what the hell he was talking about, but not wanting to say so, I said I did (I'm a girl). To this day I think he probably knew that I didn't have a clue what I was talking about, even though I assured him emphatically that I did.

Anon

you know those marble statues with the naked people? well,i seen one of a guy in a book, and at the time,i knew about penises,but not testicles or anything else. so when i seen this marble statue with his nuts hanging out i thought it was like a mistake or a decoration.so i remeber telling my sister and her friend,who were older by 3 and 2 years about the statue and i asked how guys could have sex with those things under there?it would have been very hard...

Anon

As a boy I only ever saw my Mum naked (in the bath) Because of that I thought only Females had pubic hair. At school two boys were holding hand brushes to their pubic area pretending they had pubes, I laughed at them and called them sissys!
When I started to grow pubes a few years later,they reminded me of it in the school showers

steve

Well, sometime during lunch, (in the 2nd grade or so) I mentioned the word "pussy cat"; (thinking that it ment something similiar to being a push-over, etc)A girl named Sara accused me of saying a bad word and I continued to believe so as well until later on.

Bunny