rude bits

I used to think some of my balls would disappear and grow back. Sometimes i thought i had 1, sometimes 2, and sometimes even 3. But later on after i examined closer i realized that i had always had 2 balls.

Anonymous

when i was about 2-4 my parents were watching this comedian and it said something about a girl having a penis. i thought i had known that only guys had penises but that joke had confused me. i asked every man walking down the street if they had a penis but then one day my parents told me and i stopped...haha

Somebody...

I used to get really upset when i saw my brothers 'bits' because I wanted some.

Poppy

I used to believe that penises had bones in them. Even at the age of 28, and having had some sexual experiences I still believed that this was the case.(Obviously,I had never seen a penis in a non-aroused state)So when a Jewish friend of mine invited me to her son britz I was alarmed! I thought how much pain will the poor baby endure having a piece of his penis bone chopped off!!

Rosa

Nursing women can actually squirt milk from their breasts without squeezing them with their hands. I thought there was a special female pectoral muscle that squeezed out the milk so that her hands and arms would be available to hold the baby.

MD Caruso

when I was probably 4 or 5, I knew girls were different but had no idea how. I had a dream where they all had varying sizes and numbers of penises--as many as five or six very small, or two or three somewhat larger.

Anon

I used to belive that if you dressed really slutty your breasts would get bigger, cuase most of the people I saw with big breasts always dressed like that.

Anon

As a little girl, I saw my grandmothers masectomy scar across her chest, where her right breast should have been. I imagined she had put a really tight belt across her chest (bandito-style!)which had squashed her breast away!

Anon

My 3yr old daughter who has long blonde hair, insists that when she was born, she had a willy, because, as the pictures show, she had short hair then, and so must have been a boy! Lol, she's glad I changed her!

Anon

I used to think that girls didn't have a word for their private parts, because I had always heard the word "penis" (I have a little brother) but my mom always referred to my sister's and mine as simply "private parts." Then I thought they were called "chinas" because we picked that up somewhere (obviously mishearing it). Good case in point to be upfront with your kids.

Kristin

I used to think that girls peed out of their clitorises and that they were mini penises.

Stupid girl

when i was 5-7 i was watching t.v. i was going through all the channels and saw a porno channel. it was the first time i had seen a penis and didn't know what it was and thought it was an overgrown worm. i was confused, why did worms only live with men? i finally understood what it really was until i was 11 and nurses talked to me and the rest of the girls in my class.

vivian

I used to call penises "wigs" and vaginas "wee-wees". Well, imagine what I was thinking when one day my dad came home and said "You could tell that wasn't Ronnie's hair! He was wearing a wig on that bald head of his!" I was so shocked and thought this man "Ronnie" was born with his penis in the wrong place!

Ash

When I was little my mom use to tell me and my sisters that I should watchout for stangers and not to do anything they say because they were only out for our bodies. So we thought that our Bodies were our viginas.

Audrey

When i was little, this group of teenagers told me that all women had "chynas", so you can guess what my surprise when i heard of Chyna of the WWF

zlonk