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I thought making out meant trying to see something (because of how people say "I can't quite make that out" or whatever)
sex: rude bits
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one day while in the car I picked up my mothers redbook magazine and started reading some article about sex.Well I got to this part that started talking about testicles. When i asked my mom what they were she just frowned and grabbed the mag away....I never learned what they were until about a year later
Our (16 year old) friend, while we were having a conversation about sex, etc. with a large group of guys and girls, suddenly burst out saying "Wait! Guys have TWO testicles?" We laughed an explained it to her.
Funny enough, her mom is a school nurse.
I used to think some of my balls would disappear and grow back. Sometimes i thought i had 1, sometimes 2, and sometimes even 3. But later on after i examined closer i realized that i had always had 2 balls.
when i was about 2-4 my parents were watching this comedian and it said something about a girl having a penis. i thought i had known that only guys had penises but that joke had confused me. i asked every man walking down the street if they had a penis but then one day my parents told me and i stopped...haha
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I used to get really upset when i saw my brothers 'bits' because I wanted some.
I used to believe that penises had bones in them. Even at the age of 28, and having had some sexual experiences I still believed that this was the case.(Obviously,I had never seen a penis in a non-aroused state)So when a Jewish friend of mine invited me to her son britz I was alarmed! I thought how much pain will the poor baby endure having a piece of his penis bone chopped off!!
Nursing women can actually squirt milk from their breasts without squeezing them with their hands. I thought there was a special female pectoral muscle that squeezed out the milk so that her hands and arms would be available to hold the baby.
when I was probably 4 or 5, I knew girls were different but had no idea how. I had a dream where they all had varying sizes and numbers of penises--as many as five or six very small, or two or three somewhat larger.
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I used to belive that if you dressed really slutty your breasts would get bigger, cuase most of the people I saw with big breasts always dressed like that.
After viewing someone hypnotizing someone else on T.V, ( I was 3), I thought I could hypnotitize people by jumping up and down naked, so my penis would swing to and fro. I tried this on my mum and told her to get me a sandwich. She did it(She must of been playing along).Then I told her to get me a nintendo 64. She didn't. I thought I just needed to recharge. I sat on my bed with my penis under the cover. I then tried it on my dad and he looked at me, puzzled. Then I realized I possesed no such power.
As a little girl, I saw my grandmothers masectomy scar across her chest, where her right breast should have been. I imagined she had put a really tight belt across her chest (bandito-style!)which had squashed her breast away!
My 3yr old daughter who has long blonde hair, insists that when she was born, she had a willy, because, as the pictures show, she had short hair then, and so must have been a boy! Lol, she's glad I changed her!
I used to think that girls didn't have a word for their private parts, because I had always heard the word "penis" (I have a little brother) but my mom always referred to my sister's and mine as simply "private parts." Then I thought they were called "chinas" because we picked that up somewhere (obviously mishearing it). Good case in point to be upfront with your kids.
When I was about five, I was on a car ride with my parents. I'd recently learned what a penis was. We drove by a field of cows. I said to my mother, "Wow! That cow has a lot of penises!"
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When i first started developing breast's i didn't tell anyone because i thought it was breast cancer. I was terrified!!
My mum is french so she called vaginas, 'zizi's' and penis's something like 'ricket's'. I was watching the news and it said that children in 3rd world countries had rickets due to malnutrition. So I thought that if ate badly you'd become a boy.
See there's logic there!
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I used to think that girls peed out of their clitorises and that they were mini penises.
when i was 5-7 i was watching t.v. i was going through all the channels and saw a porno channel. it was the first time i had seen a penis and didn't know what it was and thought it was an overgrown worm. i was confused, why did worms only live with men? i finally understood what it really was until i was 11 and nurses talked to me and the rest of the girls in my class.
I used to call penises "wigs" and vaginas "wee-wees". Well, imagine what I was thinking when one day my dad came home and said "You could tell that wasn't Ronnie's hair! He was wearing a wig on that bald head of his!" I was so shocked and thought this man "Ronnie" was born with his penis in the wrong place!
When I was little my mom use to tell me and my sisters that I should watchout for stangers and not to do anything they say because they were only out for our bodies. So we thought that our Bodies were our viginas.