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top belief!
I used to think that if I rubbed hand lotion on my breasts, they would grow larger. Actually, it was funny to think that because at the time I was hitting puberty and my boobs really were growing. It took me the longest time to understand that it was NOT the hand lotion making my boobs grow, it was my own body growing on its own time.
top belief!
i used to think that when a guy got a vasectomy, it meant that he got his testicles cut off, so when my dad said he was goign to get one. i said "oh my god, why would you want to cut your balls off" ive been getting crap from them ever since
Justin Brown
when i was about 5-6 i would play with my balls (before real masturbation lol). i would try to count how many i had. my idea was that there were hundreds in me and everytime i tried to grap them they would slip away into my gut.
perverted
top belief!
I had gotten it into my head that if I cut my willy off with scissors, I would suddenly have powers like Superman. I seem to remember contemplating it seriously at one point, but chickening out (to my subsequent huge relief). I wonder what child psychologists would make of that one...
I used to think that a girl's vagina faced towards the front, and that my penis should point forward. When I started to get erections, I thought my penis was at the wrong angle. I learned the truth from an anatomy textbook.
(Yes, I did wonder how babies came out, as they'd have to turn about 90 degrees if the vagina faced forward).
my mom used to always rub on my stepdad's stomach, so i always thought that my stepdad's balls were right below his belly button
embarrased
im a girl and i used to think my mom had a penis and i would eventually grow my own
top belief!
Until I was about 6 years old, I believed that womens breasts were filled with milk and that when they had a child their breasts would 'deflate' after breast feeding them for 6 months. I was convinced that they had to wait until their breasts 'refilled' before they could have another child ... :s
Loopy
I used to beleive that out of one of a womans niples came milk and the other was Juicy Juice!
Debbie
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I was at school when I was about 6 or 7, and the bell had just rung for lunch. A boy called Levi ran up to me and asked me if I would like to see his 'marbles' Thinking that he meant little round marbles that you play with, I followed him under one of the desks near the back where he promptly pulled his pants down and showed me his penis. I was mortified.
Tanya
When I was little the only time I saw penises was in art museums, on greek statues. I thought they were just little sacks of flesh, because the statues were always chipped in that area
Orevet
top belief!
when i first heard about the g spot, i thought it meant your gut.
so i thought that there was a letter for every part of the body.From a-z spot
g spot
top belief!
When I was about 10 I somehow thought that the old fashioned foil-wrapped cubes of soapy stuff used by my Dad for shaving were actually called pubes and the reason why the boys at school were embarassed to talk about them was that they were scared of shaving. I explained it all to my mates too, so that they knew what pubes were - I think they thought it was true……...
lazura
When I was very young I thought a man's penis was called a "bill", and when my dad went to the bathroom his penis would coil up in the toilet. I always wondered how he managed not to ever have it flushed.
I also thought, for some reason, that "sex" meant cutting off the man's "bill" with the help of a doctor.
a little girl with a bizarre imagination
I used to think that being circumsised ment that you had a tail on your penis. When I saw a scar on my penis, one day, I freaked out and ran around yelling "I am not a dog! I am not a dog!"
MAU!
top belief!
I used to think that boys had two penis'. One for the front, and one for the back! Well, it made sence to me! Looked like girls had two vagina's...one for the front, and one for the back!
MAU!
when i was little i use to think that a guys balls were on the end of his dick! I wonder how that worked. Boy was i suprised during sex ed this year!!
Lor
This isn't mine, but when she was 12, my friend used to believe that a testicle was another word for “tentacle”.
What’s worse was when she asked me on the phone what a testicle really was.
TK
I used to believe that only boys could be gay
Shade
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