sex: rude bits

I would always beg my mother if i could have a little brother or sister, because being the younger child, i wanted to boss someone around. My mother told me that my father could not because he had a bisectamie. Well when i took my cat to get neutered,i realized they were the same thing. So the next night, when we were holding a small get togeather with our friends and family, i sat down and announced that i couldn't have a younger sibling because my father was neutered. My parents were flustered and sent me to my room.

when i was younger i thought a penis was a hat worn by a men.
As i grew older i wonderded why i never recieved one until one day i asked my father for a lone of his penis.

i used to believe that a boys 'tinhg' looked like an eel because my brother said he had a long one.

I used to think that you had to buy hard-ons at the store. I think it was my mother who told me that after watching "Then an Now" ( good movie!). I thought that they were like condoms that had sort of a plastic dildo thing in the end. I didn't know guys got erections so this seemed perfectly logical to me. I'm a freak . . .

when i was small (around 5 or 6) i ran to my mom and yelled MOM MOM!! I THINK I SWALLOWED A MARBLE then i shoved my hands down my pants and yelled NO TWO MARBLES!! (true story)

when i was little i talked in on my mom in the bathroom and i went up to her and told her she had hair growing "down there". i asked her if she needed me to pick them out for her as i walked up to holding my hand out ready to pull.

I always thought that circumcision was like putting your penis on steroids. So, since I am uncircumcised, I would try to hold my foreskin back in hopes of making my dick grow larger and faster.

When I and my classmates were little we used to believe the vagina area on girls was called the China area. Thus, no one ever did a report on China or ate chinese.

My cousin and friend told me that a woman gets pregnant by eating pistacio pudding. Boy was I scared! I just ate pistacio pudding the day before!

i used to stand in the shower when i was little,like 4, and squeez this pink thing with a white "target locater". I used to play with it the whole time in the shower and refill it with water. intill one day my mom came in to make sure i washed up and she told me that was for her. I got older and i realed i was playing with a douch.

While hanging out with some friends and the older guy that I had a HUGE crush on we decided to play word association. I led a pretty sheltered life until late in high school, and of course when there is more than one male sexual words populate the conversation; the last word said before me was clitoris. I had no idea what this word meant but I remembered from art class that green was the most mentally neutral color (I was told that is why they have “green” rooms for actors and actresses) so I thought it was the safest possible answer. Needless to say my friends were first taken aback but then presumed I must not know what the word meant. To make matters worse I insisted that I did, thinking I was saving face by not admitting my ignorance, then mumbled some excuse for my answer and tried to move the focus off the girl with the ever reddening face. Four years later I am still introduced as “the girl with the green clit” by the guys that were there that night.

I used to believe your glans can fall of your penis when you pull down the foreskin (I'm not circumsized).

When I was 5 I used to think that boys and girls both had the same thing until a friend proved otherwise.

hey I was only 5

The urban legend of the school nurse! It seems quite universal and had many others confirmed that they had the same belief in school. At a certan grade in school, 5 I think, the class would line up for a private inspection by the school nurse. It was rumoured that she would weigh our testicles with a cold metal spoon. And if you got an erection she would deflate it by pricking it with a pin. When the time came for the visit there were alot of nervous little faces lined up outside the office. Strangely enough when it came to the second inspection in high school, the same rumours went around and the faces certainly did not look any less nervous lined up outside the office.

My mom used to tell my brother that if he ate too fast, his appendix would burst. I thought she was talking about his penis, so every time she said that I imagined my brother having the anatomy of a Ken doll -- that is, no "parts" whatsoever.

When I was young I always believed that big pink rubber bag was for placing on your stomach when you had a upset stomach....later I was told it was a Douchbag!

when I was young my parents used to refer to my vagina as my "china," I suppose for pronunciation ease. Well, I was horrified when one summer my grand-parents took a vacation to China. My parents quickly corrected the terminology.