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When I was younger I used to think when people said 'balls' or 'nuts' they meant penis. So if someone got hit in the balls they were hit in the penis.

Ariella
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I used to have a bath with my brother until I became extremely embaressed...
It was bath night and me and my brother were playing "Slip 'n' slide" in the bath, this consisted of us both soaping up and whizzing round a dry bath.
We were draining the water and my brother had the soap, he dropped it and I grabbed for it, I found something and tried to pick it up... I soon realised it wasn't the soap and was actually my brother's private part.
I asked my mum why I didn't have one and she said that I was a girl.
I was so confused,
my mum had always said that me and him were so alike and I realised we weren't.

Soap and Willies
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When I read about monks being castrated I asked my mom about it right away and she told me it was when they took away the part of a man that made him give babies. I asumed it meant they cut off the penis!!!! She also told me about being sterilized, and that dad got it done a few years back. I asked dad if they were gonna take mine away too :\

Anon
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Until I was ten or eleven I thought a vagina was a "pagina"

Anon
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As a little girl, I thought a man's penis looked a lot like a vienna sausage.
Then, I heard the term "balls".
I was CONFUSED.
I thought that there were two spheres INSIDE the penis.
I also thought that it was just two balls, one connected to the crotch and another hanging off the first.
All I can say is, THANKS, SEX ED! :D

And Don't Get me started on what I thought about my clitoris...
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when i was 6 i thought girls peed out of there butt hole!

axel
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In fifth grade, teh "bad" kids decided one day to tell me what horny meant.... I thought (and always had up till then) that it was just a reference to unicorns and other animals with horns.
Now I crack jokes at one of my friends because she doesn't know what some words, that have to do with sex, mean.(and she's 15 almost 16)

glad it's no longer me
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I used to believe that when a man got an erection it would stick straight out about a foot long and be as hard as metal. So I was always extremely confused when guys in movies with erections had a lump in their pants. I logically assumed that an actual erection was only shown in NC-17 movies and that these were just how hard-ons were represented in movies XD

A clueless 14 year old girl
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When I was younger I used to believe you grew breasts by drinking milk. I would drink obsessive amounts of milk so I would grow breasts. I believed this until I was a flat 11 year old. Then I stopped drinking milk alltogether and they grew. Go figure.

haha
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I thought calling someone a prick simply meant they were a jerk. So I was out to dinner with my mom, very conservative aunt, and 2 cousins (one younger), I was complaining about movie critics and very, very loudly exclaimed "they're SUCH PRICKS." The family just stared at me shocked...my momsaid, "what?!?!" I said it even louder wen my older male cousin told me what it really meant and I was incredibly embarrassed and apologized. I got a double whammy for embarrassment when I actually called the guy I liked and told him the story randomly and he was entirely not interested...it was mortifying. Especially because I was 15 and didn't know what a prick was!

Anon
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I thought that the word "ejaculate" meant to laugh hard/think something was really funny. So when my former stepmom, dad, and step siblings were with me when I was about 9, someone said some kind of joke, and I cracked up and yelled "I'm ejaculating!" quite loudly. I got a few very odd looks. I'm still embarrassed to think about it.

Anon
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Well my mom always referred to a vagina as 'tuttel'. I always thought everyone knew that you could also say 'tuttel' when referring to a womans genital parts, since you have lots of words that refer to it.

When I was about 14 there were a new sort stuffed animals, which were called; Tuttels. I was disgusted, why would someone make something innocent like stuffed animals such a grose thing.

Whoops
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Omg when i was little i watched a movie and in the movie a man said can i see your pussy so i though that a pussy was a cat so 2 days later we went to my aunts house to visit her and she used to have a little kitty and i asked her can i see your pussy and everyone looked at me really weird and it was sooo embarrasin because i didnt know what it really ment when i got older i found out what pussy second meaning and it was so akward

Can i see you...
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When I was little, I thought that a boy's penis filled up with urine. I didn't know about bladders. Later on, I learned about testicles, and I thought that was what filled up with urine.

Rebekah
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I used to think that everyone's genitals looked entirely different.
I would imagine all kinds of weird shapes going on down there for different children.
I believed this until my preschool friend left the door open when she was using the bathroom- I exclaimed, "She has a pee-pee just like mine!"

Anon
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When I was little I held the adament beliefe that girls only became girls when their willies dropped off.

My mum brings it up to this day.

Anon
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I used to believe that there really was such a spread as vaginamite.

Rae
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When I was a little girl I was coming home from the beach. Of course I only knew what a girls part looked like at the time. I was outside of my cousins house with my grandma who was helping me hose the sand off of my feet. I stood there as my feet were getting hosed off and all of a sudden my cousin pops out of the house butt naked (mind you were both little tots). I screamed "MOMMY, GRANDMA WHY DOES HE HAVE A STICK STICKING OUT OF HIM!!!!"

Anon
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When I was 4 years old, and my little sister was a newborn, I saw my mom changing her, and when I saw that she didn't have a penis, I exclaimed "What happened!?"

Anon
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For some unknown reason I used to think that you could shoot people with your penis, like a laser. We were in 3rd grade at the time and me and my friend were play fighting and 'shooting' each other with 'guns', so I said to him, "Lets shoot each other with our willies!" I remember him looking very confused. I wonder why!

Zap Man
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