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I thought making out meant trying to see something (because of how people say "I can't quite make that out" or whatever)

— Bootlebat

I don’t know how old I was but one day I thought I saw pubic hair. I ran out and told my Mom and Dad I had hair down below. My Mom told me there was not any as she gave me a bath last night. I said maybe some water got in and grew some.

— Mark

When I was about 11 I believed I had breast cancer because I developed 2 hard lumps in my nipples. I had heard a commercial about checking breasts for lumps. For a year I was scared I had cancer and was totally relieved when I finally asked the doctor and he told me it was normal and I was just developing.

— Michelle

I remember being really little and walking in on mum after she had come out of the bathroom. I remember seeing her pubic hair and thinking how gross it was and that it was like how dads had hair on their chest. yuk!

— sparky

I used to believe that I could "wish" my breasts were bigger, but now I know I was just a boob for thinking that!!

Anon

When i was young, after I first learned about breastfeeding babies, I thought that breasts were just sacks filled entirely with milk. Thus, if a girl got hit/cut on her boob, it would pop and leak milk...

— ~Katie

when i was a kid i used to believe that girls have dicks too but now having sex with one i found out that they dont!!

— Talha Aziz

When I was a child used to believe that when a woman was breast feeding one breast was for liquids and the other was for solids. So a baby would eat and then they would take a drink from the other breast.

— michael

i used to believe that when a women turned 60, her vagina would grow skin over it so that she couldn't use it anymore. i didnt quite figure out how she went to the toilet though...

— B.J

Until I was about 18 or so, I used to think that if I masturbated too much (I'm female, by the way) that my clitoris would get bigger and bigger the more I did it.

Anon

I have a friend who's mother believed, until she was almost 50, that your urine and menstrual flow all came out of the same hole. She thought there was only one hole *down there*.

— laf

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I used to believe that inside my penis there was a snake, and each time i got a "hard on" the snake was trying to get out.

Anon

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Until I was 15 I believed that men had a hole like a woman underneath their penis and that's how men had sex together.

Anon

I didn't used to know that there was a difference between the penis and the balls. I thought it was all balls. 

— Neil 

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We use to think the male organ (penis) was called a PUDDLE....
My twin sister and I both called it that...

Anon

Perhaps with the idea of delaying the inevitable, my highschool-age uncle told us six-year-old boys that girls have teeth in their vagina. Took awhile before I dared to find out the truth.

— al

Until I was about nine, I thought that breasts were these white, conically shaped, spirally looking things. It wasn't until retrospection years later that I realized that was what the bra my mom wore looked like. (a la 1950's)

— Jane

When i was very little (around 5) I use to think that the pee comes out of a girls clitorus. Intill i asked my mom and she corrected me. Glad i still dont believe that!

— Meg

As a little boy, I knew that girls and boys had different parts between their legs, but I thought that a girl's parts were the same as a boy's parts, just pushed inside (inverted). Made sense to me.

How did they get that way? Well, at first, boys' and girls' parts were the same, then a dinosaur kicked a girl in the crotch....

— bd

I don't know how I came to belive this theory.All babies are born as girls.You become a "boy" if you sneeze,or cough too hard.It pops out,and you're done being a girl.I used to dread having a cold.When I would sneeze,I would rush to the bathroom,just to make sure I hadn't "popped".

— Lucy

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My dad was uncircumcized...and I AM circumcized...Imagine my shock when he had to teach me to pee standing up. I thought every boy had a different penis!

— ttttt

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