the best of rude bits
I thought making out meant trying to see something (because of how people say "I can't quite make that out" or whatever)
sex: rude bits
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Oh this is SO embarrassing...When I was 17 I was in study hall talking about how when my female hamster goes pee the fur in that area was wet for a while and I thought it was gross. My two female friends said "well excuse her! They don't make toilet paper for hamsters!" I said "No, she didn't poop...she peed" I had NO IDEA that girls had to wipe after peeing AND pooping!!! It just never crossed my mind! I also thought until I was 15 that when you had sex with a girl there was only one hole...the hole you have sex with and they pee out of were the same thing. I knew NOTHING about girls.
When I was a child, my mother referred to vaginas and penises as "pee-ers". You use it to pee, therefore, it is a pee-er! I truly believed that this was the technical term for them. It took years for me to understand that she only called them that since peeing is what they are used for.
Imagine my dismay when I when I started school and heard my teachers talking about being nice when playing with your your peers.
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im a guy. i used to think that girls got their physicals where the doctor would put his finger in a girls vagina and tell her to turn her head and cough. then squeeze her boobs to check their firmness.
When I was a little girl my Aunt told me if I would rub chicken doo doo on my boobs they would be very large. Yes, as bad as I hate to admit it I tried it and their is definitely no truth to the tale!
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My mom used to call my vagina a "tudy". I never could watch "Facts of Life" with a straight face. A girlfriend's mom called it "Margaret". I don't know why.
I remember at about 6, I used to play doctor with a little girl and I thought my penis looked like a hot dog, while her vagina sort of looked like a hot dog roll. I didn't know exactly how or why you would do it, but I thought they were made like that purposely, so the hot dog would fit in the roll.
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I used to believe that the male genitalia was called a "Venus", and the femal a "China." Needless to say, this made geography and science VERY interesting.
My friend Kitty used to think a hand-job was when you stuck your index finger in the guys pee hole. Thank goodness her boyfriend had very strong morals. . .
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Circumcision meant getting your dick and testicles cut off
When I was younger I thought being circumsized meant that you had a sex change. When I noticed that I had a scar on my penis I asked my parents what it was. They told me I had been circumsized. I was devistated.
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When I was little and I got a "hard-on" I use to show my parents and say look "magic"!
when i was around six years old, i believed that because my baby brothers (my only siblings) and my best friend (a boy) all had inverted nipples -- and i did, too -- that i was really a boy and some mistake had been made in the determination that i was a girl.
Until my late teens, I didn’t know that there were two “exits” in the female genital area; I used to believe that urine & menses came out of the exit – the vagina! When I finally saw a picture that showed the urethra – I was shocked, stunned & completely grossed out!!! I still get the shivers thinking about it.
I was thinking on the school playground one day and thought I was brilliant. I had a runny nose and thought 'well, stuff comes out of your nose and stuff comes out of your penis. Both can be messy so why is it that our noses can be uncovered in public while the other part can't be?' I thought I'd run around with my nose covered and no pants on to show the world that it should be no more of a taboo than exposing your runny nose. I thought I'd bring something the next day to cover my nose and start the revolution and I'd be a hero. I told my mother about my great idea and she explained why I shouldn't expose that part. I never went through with it either.
For some reason my vagina was referred to as a "gar" by my none-to-progressive parents. I was mortified the first time I heard of the fish called by the same name.
I remember the day my dad told my brother to refer to his penis as a "pecker." When I asked him what to call mine, he said something but my mother quickly sushed him. For many years, I was bitter because my brother had something to call his private parts, but I didn't.
Until I was 12 my mother called the vagina a "Tucchi".I believed this to be true until I was introduced to her old boyfriend.His last name was "Tucchi".
my brother told me the woman's name "Eunis" was actually the word for a girl's private parts. this made sense since there were guys named 'Dick.' Yes, I know it's ridiculous...I've beaten him repeatedly for this intentional misdirection
My older brother actually had me convinced that "balling" a girl meant that the boy inserted his testicles in a girls' vagina. When the time came for...well....you can imagine MY surprise. Goofy old fart. Nearly left me a virgin.
I once blurted out (ever the jokester) How ironic that the brand name was OB!
Since it was made to fight B.O. Boy was my Mom pissed at my ignorance.