sex: rude bits

I used to think that sex was inserting your willie into a girl's poop hole and peeing in it! I actually believed that until I was around 15!

When I was at boarding school, a girl in my dormitory told me that you only grow when you're asleep, and if you slept on your front, you grew up flat-chested. I spent ages trying to get to sleep on my back, but gave up eventually and resigned myself to pancakedom in later life. Despite sleeping on my front, I'm now a 34F.

When I was about three we used to read Babar, the books about the elephant, and when I saw my newborn brothers penis, i asked my mother what it was. She explained as best she could, to a three year old, but I just nodded and said "Ah! Babar," because I thought it looked like an elephant trunk with two ears.

I used to think that we were all born as boys and if your parents wanted a girl, they cut off your penis and sprinkled majic stuff on his boobies to make em grow later!!!!

I used to have a female friend when I was really little and she said she would show me hers if I would show her mine. I agreed, then she asked if she could touch mine. I said no way. You already broke your off!!

I was nursing my daughter and my 4 year old neice aske me what i was doing (her mother did not breastfeed her ot her younder sister). I told her I was feeding the baby. She said "My mommy feeds my sister with a bottle" and asked what was in my boob. I replied milk and she asked if it was chocolate........lmao

When I was nearing my 5th birthday, may 8 year old sister told me ALL babies are born with a penis, but when children turn 5, half of them loose their penises and become girls. I wanted to remain a boy, so for several weeks prior to, and several weeks following my 5th birthday, I used packing tape to hold my penis on.

i asked my mum one day why girls didn't have a 'willy wonka' (my name for it at the time). my mum told me that girls didn't pull up their pants fast enough after peeing and birds came and pecked it off.

When I was eight a boy told me that penises tasted like candy. He was wrong.

When I was in sixth grade, I had snuck a medical book down from my parents' shelf to find out about girls' parts. Lo and behold, when I went to lunch the following day at school, I said to my friend "Jeff! Jeff! Girls have THREE holes! THREE of 'em!" Some of the guys at the lunch table looked at each other and said "No way!" and waved me off. Some of the girls looked at me as if I were nuts.

when i was 12-ish my best friend (who was a girl) and myself (also female) used
to torment her little brother by telling him that when he turned 6 (he was 5), his
"peter" would fall off and he would become a girl. We used to tell him that it
happened to us and it didn't hurt. We also used to tell him that when little girls
turned 6 they grew "peters" and became little boys.

For the first few months after he turned 5, he lived in fear of turning 6. Then he
started to not believe us. We continued with the prank until his 6th birthday and
when he turned six he came up to us and said that his "peter" fell off and he was
now a girl! Fortunately, 6 year olds can't keep a straight face for long, so after a
few seconds he dissolved into laughter.

poor kid...now I realize that it was an awful thing to do.

I used to believe…

all grandmas and my womber told me not to touch my tallywhacker anymore than nessessary. if i did it would turn black and fall off.
the first, how could something that feels good be bad...

I used to beleive that male and female anatomy were the same- that was until mommies had babies, and then they grew breasts to feed them and thats what made the difference.

when I was younger...I never listened much to the beginning of words...untill my first Sex Education Class in 5th grade I honestly thought "vagina" was "bagina"..

When bathing with my Dad (at a very young age) I asked my Mum why he had a carrot coming out of his bottom... She explained what it was, but for years I thought it would only work if it was wet and soapy.

I didn't see a female's 'parts' until I was sixteeen, though intensely curious. I knew they were 'different' and my 5-year-old logic suggested they the difference was that fmeales had two penises. I remember a journey on a tram to visit the dentist when I seriously thought this way possible and 'underessed' my fellow passenegers. Represssed or what?
PS: Now have two daighters, each blessed with one penis