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I thought making out meant trying to see something (because of how people say "I can't quite make that out" or whatever)

— Bootlebat

I used to be convinced that a vagina was simply a round hole on the front of a girl's groin

— Bob

I used to think that everyone's pubic hair was black unless they dyed it. Still unsure. (I don't get out much).

Anon

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I used to believe my weenie was a tail like animals have. My mom loves to bring this up when I bring a new girlfriend over to my parents house.

— LaughedAtOften

I used to believe…

up until puberty I thought that my nipple would inflate like a balloon to form a breast

— EiEi

I was told that if I kept playing with my "willie" it wouldn't grow. I kept playing with it and it didn't grow much.

— Bob

Our family word for female privates was 'tweenies' - short for 'inbetweeneies'. There is a current BBC children's programme that I cannot bring myself to watch.

— Mudspanker

My brother and I used to believe that girls would grow a penis when they got older and that it was called a China.

Anon

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I used to believe my penis, would grow to such an insane length, that space aliens would land on it, and then take over the world.

— Nobby

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