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I used to believe, until I was about 13, that a guys 'nuts' were like actual nuts (similar to walnuts or something)... hard brown brittle things that weren't really connected to the guys body, just hanging loose. It made perfect sense to me, because I figured that the reason guys went into so much pain if you hit them 'there', is because the nuts could 'crack open'.
Even seeing biology textbooks at secondary school didn't change my view, because they just showed the balls as pale brown round circles in cross-section diagrams!
Even now, in the back of my mind, I still think of guys having brittle walnut-like things...
i used to belive when i got an erection that if i bent my penis it would break like a bone
My friend, who is a boy, told me that when you have a physical for a sport, they have to grab your sex organs and squeeze them. For the longest time, I thought they'd grab my vagina and boobs. I was scared of male doctors for a while after that. :[
When I was younger, I was singing karaoke with my mom. I was singing "Quit Playing Games With My Heart." Being the weird jokester I was, I decided to switch the letters while singing it.
"Qlit Puaying Games With My Heart" did not go over well with my mom.
I later looked it up on Google, but didn't know what it was until a few years later.
When I was a kid, I had just seen the third Austin Powers movie. One day, my parents and I went to a fast food place, and I recalled something funny from the movie out loud.
I said "Austinpussy."
sometimes, i would fart with my legs closed and the air would run up seep into my "other hole"! And when i stood up i would make "queefs" ! Well for the longest time (til i read about reproduction when i was 9) I thought that my vagina was a hole where the farts would come out! XD
I thought that a vagina was called a "Suzie." I remember watching Rugrats and giggling to myself at Nickelodeon's dirty jokes.
Well this isn't mine, but its my brothers. He's ten and I've been his guardian for two years, I guess I need to pay a little closer attention to him. Last year his teacher gave her email address to the class if they needed help with homework or something I guess. My brother decided at Halloween he'd send her an e-card, well guess what it was. It apparently it had a picture of a vampire and said "I want to suck your clit". Yeah, she called me about it and luckily wasn't really mad, I think concerned was the word she used. Anyway, I actually thought it was kinda funny but had to have a talk with him about it. I asked him if he knew what a clit was. He said yes. God, I thought, I seriously don't want to have this kind of talk with him. I asked him what it was. With all sincerity he said it was the skin on your elbow and pulled on his to show me. I guess some kid at school must have told him that, I didn't ask anymore questions I just told him not to do anything like that again. What makes me wonder more is, why the hell he wants to suck his teachers elbow or even suggest that? He mentioned he sent a card out to Joel, his best friend, too and who knows what that one said.
when I was young me & all my m8s used 2 think that boys & girls had penises, then when I got older I thought I saw a very small 1 when my mum was getting changed. I told my friends at school It was true and my teacher looked concerned
when I was younger, I overheard my friends talking about a girl they knew. They were disgusted, and said that she played with herself. Being an only child, and thinking they meant, playing by herself, with stuffed animals, or something, I said, I do too, what's the big deal?
When I was little my older brother told me that boy's penises were just like the garden hose & they could be as long or as short as they wanted. He told me he could coil his up inside of him or just pull it out when he needed to. I looked through my mom's book "The ABC's Of The Human Body" over and over again to see if I could find a picture of a uncoiled penis!!
I believed that, during a circumcision, they cut the whole head of the penis off. I had no idea what a foreskin was or anything, just that, despite their tastiness, pigs in blankets always reminded me of something...
When I started masturbating (or, more like playing with myself), of course, I did it in my room in private. Well, when my parents and my doctor started talking to me about it, I was really scared, because I thought that they had put secret cameras in my bathroom and my room to make sure that I wasn't doing it! So, for years afterwards, I would always masturbate under my bedcovers to make sure that the "cameras" didn't see me!
After I had hit puberty, I thought that only girls got hair "down there" because I'd only ever seen women naked. I was really suprised when I started getting sexual years later!
Just a few days ago (I'm 13) I found out that the penis and the testicals were different. My dad was telling a story about his friend on a boat. He said that ONE of his testicals were hanging out. I was confused until I asked my mom. It makes more sense now
I thought Viagra was an allergy medication. When I mentioned this to my dad, he laughed. I then asked the question he was dreading. "Well, what is it then?"
He said, briefly, "It's for men who's penises aren't straight."
So for a few months, I imagined boomerang-shaped penises!
about 3 years ago, i thought you were supposed to have sex with people of the same gender!!
first shock: IM 16
second shock: MY FRIEND THOUGHT SO 2 AND WE TRIED IT
third shock:IM TELLING THE TRUTH
i used to believe that i was a boy until i went into a boys restroom and saw their weiners and i realized that i am a girl (that was 2 years ago) im 15!!!!!!!!!!! thats the truth!!!!!
"remember i started playing with myself at a very young age and, probably like a lot of guys, discovered masturbation before i was able to produce semen. i found it very addictive because it felt nice, but you could imagine my surprise when i DID start to produce that stuff, i didnt know what it was and i was afriad to do it again! all my friends in school eventually start talking about masturbation but never mentioned anything like that happening and i thought i was after breaking my penis by doing it too much! haha"
the same thing happend to me! i started masturbation at around 5 and hit puberty at 10 so when i started produceing seamen i didn't know what it was, until my friends and sex ed enlightnend me on the subject
when i was a little girl - about 5 - my 8 year old sister was kind of explaining body parts to me and she called the clitoris a Giblet.
when my mom told me she was removing the giblets out of a chicken, when i was about 12, i was horrified and wouldnt speak to her for weeks. i think i then officially hated my sister, lol.