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When I started masturbating (or, more like playing with myself), of course, I did it in my room in private. Well, when my parents and my doctor started talking to me about it, I was really scared, because I thought that they had put secret cameras in my bathroom and my room to make sure that I wasn't doing it! So, for years afterwards, I would always masturbate under my bedcovers to make sure that the "cameras" didn't see me!

embarrassed girl
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After I had hit puberty, I thought that only girls got hair "down there" because I'd only ever seen women naked. I was really suprised when I started getting sexual years later!

Anon
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Just a few days ago (I'm 13) I found out that the penis and the testicals were different. My dad was telling a story about his friend on a boat. He said that ONE of his testicals were hanging out. I was confused until I asked my mom. It makes more sense now

Anon
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I thought Viagra was an allergy medication. When I mentioned this to my dad, he laughed. I then asked the question he was dreading. "Well, what is it then?"
He said, briefly, "It's for men who's penises aren't straight."
So for a few months, I imagined boomerang-shaped penises!

Katherine
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about 3 years ago, i thought you were supposed to have sex with people of the same gender!!
first shock: IM 16
second shock: MY FRIEND THOUGHT SO 2 AND WE TRIED IT
third shock:IM TELLING THE TRUTH

Anon
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i used to believe that i was a boy until i went into a boys restroom and saw their weiners and i realized that i am a girl (that was 2 years ago) im 15!!!!!!!!!!! thats the truth!!!!!

nothing
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"remember i started playing with myself at a very young age and, probably like a lot of guys, discovered masturbation before i was able to produce semen. i found it very addictive because it felt nice, but you could imagine my surprise when i DID start to produce that stuff, i didnt know what it was and i was afriad to do it again! all my friends in school eventually start talking about masturbation but never mentioned anything like that happening and i thought i was after breaking my penis by doing it too much! haha"


the same thing happend to me! i started masturbation at around 5 and hit puberty at 10 so when i started produceing seamen i didn't know what it was, until my friends and sex ed enlightnend me on the subject

vincent rose
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when i was a little girl - about 5 - my 8 year old sister was kind of explaining body parts to me and she called the clitoris a Giblet.
when my mom told me she was removing the giblets out of a chicken, when i was about 12, i was horrified and wouldnt speak to her for weeks. i think i then officially hated my sister, lol.

lucy
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I used to think that "testicles" was the word for intestines. so I was watching The Simpsons one day with my mother when Bart was on steroids and he said his testicles didn't fit in his underwear and I asked how he got his testicles in his underwear.

Jane
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I remember being in 5th grade and watching my first "informative" video about puberty. They demonstrated via cartoons what happened when a girl got her period and also what happened when a boy orgasmed [for some reason...I'm guessing they went on to talk about how babies were made but I had probably shut down with embarrassment by then].

Anyway, I had just gotten my period and hated it, so when the narrator was talking about how stuff "ejaculated" from the boys penis, I clearly remember thinking "HA! At least they have to go through something, too!"... as in something unenjoyable and that they didn't enjoy.

They belief continued till I was in 8th grade and foolishly clicked a porn link that was in my inbox. That's when I discovered that they enjoyed it A LOT and "jerking off" a guy was not the cruel practice I had imagined.

Oh, how very young and mistaken I was.

Idiot girl in the back row of Sex Ed.
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When i was little, i used to look at my brother naked and then look at my bits and wonder when i was going to grow my penis. I honestly thought i had to grow mine and that my brother just got his earlier than me.

Emma
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I used to believe that if you get an erection when u went the toilet its was because of all the urine gatherin in ur penis - i didnt think about the bladder.
And when you get the other type, i thought that was stored up as well...

Anon
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When I was little, my older neighbor and his friend were talking, and I heard them say something about watching porn. I figured porn was another word for movie, and therefore wanted to watch one. I went up to my mother, put on my "Big Girl Face" and proudly told her that I wanted to watch a porn with her.

Julia
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i always thought that the arby's 'hat' icon was a vagina because the top of the hat looked like what i saw when i looked down when i was sitting on the toliet. i never talked about it with anyone cause i thought it was such a weird thing. i thought it for years. (being a real young child)

until one day, driving pass an arbys i seen that it was a hat and not the overview of a vagina. but still to this day i sometimes see that hat has a vagina

Rachel
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When I was little, I thought boys had one penis. No testicles, just a penis.

I once walked in on a kid peeing in kindergarten. He's a boy. Scarred for life. Hope he doesn't remember. Must go hide under bed

Anon
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Up until my very first sex education class in the fifth grade, I had no idea that there was a third hole down there. Needless to say it was quite a shock to my poor 10 year old self- figuring out there was another body part down there I hadn't even heard of!

Jean
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I used to believe that if you drank loads of milk that you would end up with huge boobs. Afterall how else did mums feed their babies?

Rune
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when i was little i randomly insisted to everyone that the vagina was called a tina. my mom tried to tell me otherwise but insisted so she went along with it. when my dad took me to one of his baseball games he introduced me to a girl on his team named Tina. I was mortified and i couldnt understand how anyone could name there daughter Tina. my parents had to explain to her why i would go anywhere near her and looked terrified everytime she tried to talk to me.

Danica
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I used to believe my vagina was fake. I always thought I was a boy, I never knew boys had penises until I grew up.

Anon
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when i was little, i asked my mom if i would have "big muscles" when i grew up, like barbie did on her chest.

oh, dear.

Anon
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