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I used to think that "testicles" was the word for intestines. so I was watching The Simpsons one day with my mother when Bart was on steroids and he said his testicles didn't fit in his underwear and I asked how he got his testicles in his underwear.
Jane
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I remember being in 5th grade and watching my first "informative" video about puberty. They demonstrated via cartoons what happened when a girl got her period and also what happened when a boy orgasmed [for some reason...I'm guessing they went on to talk about how babies were made but I had probably shut down with embarrassment by then].
Anyway, I had just gotten my period and hated it, so when the narrator was talking about how stuff "ejaculated" from the boys penis, I clearly remember thinking "HA! At least they have to go through something, too!"... as in something unenjoyable and that they didn't enjoy.
They belief continued till I was in 8th grade and foolishly clicked a porn link that was in my inbox. That's when I discovered that they enjoyed it A LOT and "jerking off" a guy was not the cruel practice I had imagined.
Oh, how very young and mistaken I was.
Idiot girl in the back row of Sex Ed.
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When i was little, i used to look at my brother naked and then look at my bits and wonder when i was going to grow my penis. I honestly thought i had to grow mine and that my brother just got his earlier than me.
Emma
I used to believe that if you get an erection when u went the toilet its was because of all the urine gatherin in ur penis - i didnt think about the bladder.
And when you get the other type, i thought that was stored up as well...
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When I was little, my older neighbor and his friend were talking, and I heard them say something about watching porn. I figured porn was another word for movie, and therefore wanted to watch one. I went up to my mother, put on my "Big Girl Face" and proudly told her that I wanted to watch a porn with her.
Julia
i always thought that the arby's 'hat' icon was a vagina because the top of the hat looked like what i saw when i looked down when i was sitting on the toliet. i never talked about it with anyone cause i thought it was such a weird thing. i thought it for years. (being a real young child)
until one day, driving pass an arbys i seen that it was a hat and not the overview of a vagina. but still to this day i sometimes see that hat has a vagina
Rachel
When I was little, I thought boys had one penis. No testicles, just a penis.
I once walked in on a kid peeing in kindergarten. He's a boy. Scarred for life. Hope he doesn't remember. Must go hide under bed
Up until my very first sex education class in the fifth grade, I had no idea that there was a third hole down there. Needless to say it was quite a shock to my poor 10 year old self- figuring out there was another body part down there I hadn't even heard of!
Jean
I used to believe that if you drank loads of milk that you would end up with huge boobs. Afterall how else did mums feed their babies?
Rune
when i was little i randomly insisted to everyone that the vagina was called a tina. my mom tried to tell me otherwise but insisted so she went along with it. when my dad took me to one of his baseball games he introduced me to a girl on his team named Tina. I was mortified and i couldnt understand how anyone could name there daughter Tina. my parents had to explain to her why i would go anywhere near her and looked terrified everytime she tried to talk to me.
Danica
I used to believe my vagina was fake. I always thought I was a boy, I never knew boys had penises until I grew up.
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when i was little, i asked my mom if i would have "big muscles" when i grew up, like barbie did on her chest.
oh, dear.
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when i was 3 years old girl, once opened the bathroom while my dad was taking a shower, i was so frightened, and told everyone that my mother married an animal, my dad is an animal since he has a tail! hoh :))
shiloon
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when i was younger i was taking a shower with my mom and i saw the hair on her vagina and i started crying and told her that the was a hairy monster attacking her vagina
Lily
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When I was four years old and naked in my bedroom, my moher entered and I asked her where babies came from. She pointed to my penis and said, "From inside there." Over the next two years I thought I would have to carry a baby inside my penis if I ever became pregnant. So I avoided any kind of contact with girls on the playground at nursery school and kindergarten. Later, in the 1st grade, my best friend told me the true fact of life. I was shocked and then relieved.
alan abel
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For reasons lost to history, I used to believe that the word "tambourine" was essentially synonomous with vagina. I was therefore quite confused and intrigued when my older brother told Santa Claus that he wanted a tambourine for Christmas.
I was actually kind of relieved that Christmas when he got one from Santa and I realized my mistake. I did however continue to be intrigued with and confused by those things formerly known as tamborines.
Peter H
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When I was young my mom made up different words for many things in my life. I was told that girls had mooneys and boys had nooneys. I remember going to school and somehow it came into conversation with my friends about mooneys. I was quite surprised that they had never heard of that word. It took me a while to figure out it was not the correct term.
For a joke my family and I continued to use the terms. When I was a teenager my mom would threaten me to behave or she would cut my mooney off!
It kind of backfired when my older sister phoned home to tell us that she had met a man and it was quite serious. When she told us that his last name was Mooney we completely lost control. My mom and I laughed so hard that we could not get off the kitchen floor for at least two hours! My poor sister, what are the chances the man she would fall in love with would have that name!
They have now been married for ten years and she still can't bring herself to tell him the story! It's our family secret.
Beverly
I thought pee-nis was pen-iss because if the PEN ISLAND joke.
My mother use to tell me when i was younger - before i hit puberty - dont let boys or anyone touch your boobs, if so, they'll get bigger ... Now I am a D Cup.. big for a small Asian girl - I wonder what my mother is thinking...
When I was little, I saw my friend's penis. Mind you, we're both guys and he was circumsized while I wasn't. When I asked my mom about it, she told me that doctors cut off the foreskin on your penis when you're little. #1- I had a good imagination.
#2- I thought she meant the head of your penis.
#3-she didn't tell me it was a by choice!
I had nightmares till I was a freshman at highschool that someone was gonna come into my room in the middle of the night and chop it off while I was sleeping. Those guys still freak me out!
Drewskey89
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