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When I was four years old and naked in my bedroom, my moher entered and I asked her where babies came from. She pointed to my penis and said, "From inside there." Over the next two years I thought I would have to carry a baby inside my penis if I ever became pregnant. So I avoided any kind of contact with girls on the playground at nursery school and kindergarten. Later, in the 1st grade, my best friend told me the true fact of life. I was shocked and then relieved.
For reasons lost to history, I used to believe that the word "tambourine" was essentially synonomous with vagina. I was therefore quite confused and intrigued when my older brother told Santa Claus that he wanted a tambourine for Christmas.
I was actually kind of relieved that Christmas when he got one from Santa and I realized my mistake. I did however continue to be intrigued with and confused by those things formerly known as tamborines.
When I was young my mom made up different words for many things in my life. I was told that girls had mooneys and boys had nooneys. I remember going to school and somehow it came into conversation with my friends about mooneys. I was quite surprised that they had never heard of that word. It took me a while to figure out it was not the correct term.
For a joke my family and I continued to use the terms. When I was a teenager my mom would threaten me to behave or she would cut my mooney off!
It kind of backfired when my older sister phoned home to tell us that she had met a man and it was quite serious. When she told us that his last name was Mooney we completely lost control. My mom and I laughed so hard that we could not get off the kitchen floor for at least two hours! My poor sister, what are the chances the man she would fall in love with would have that name!
They have now been married for ten years and she still can't bring herself to tell him the story! It's our family secret.
I thought pee-nis was pen-iss because if the PEN ISLAND joke.
My mother use to tell me when i was younger - before i hit puberty - dont let boys or anyone touch your boobs, if so, they'll get bigger ... Now I am a D Cup.. big for a small Asian girl - I wonder what my mother is thinking...
When I was little, I saw my friend's penis. Mind you, we're both guys and he was circumsized while I wasn't. When I asked my mom about it, she told me that doctors cut off the foreskin on your penis when you're little. #1- I had a good imagination.
#2- I thought she meant the head of your penis.
#3-she didn't tell me it was a by choice!
I had nightmares till I was a freshman at highschool that someone was gonna come into my room in the middle of the night and chop it off while I was sleeping. Those guys still freak me out!
When I was small, I thought that old men didn't have penises. I couldn't picture it so I figured that at a certain age they just fell off.
I used to believe that a vagina was called a front bum.
I used to believe that a man's penis was carrot shaped.
when I was about3 or 4, I used to think that boys had long tails and girls had short tails.(the penis and clitoris)
I even went up to my mom and said look mom daddy has a big tail and i have little one!!i thought that intil i was 7 i think.
In elementary school a rumor circulated about this one boy, Jared. One of my friends told me he had a "boner." I asked what a boner was, and she said, it was like when a lizard sheds all its skin in giant scales, like molting or something, with a boy's penis. Apparently Jared had done this sort of thing in class. And a bunch of people believed it! (Including me)
Until I had a good look I always though men have testicles in two different sacks one hangin on each side of the penis. I had seen the illustrations on biology books but just thought the drawing was from one side only.
Before I learned about how men have testicles, maybe up until the age of 8, I thoight that men just had a penis with a bunch of hair around it, and nothing else, and was always very baffled when I heard people referring to a guys "balls".
Now the funnier part- when I did eventually learn about testicles, I did not know about the "sack" that they are in, and I thought that they were just these two hollow "balls" stuck behind the guy's penis...
when i was younger, i used to believe that 'testicles' were tentacles, so one day at school, our teacher asked what do you call the legs of an octopus, and i embarassly put up my hand and said, "testicles miss".
one day I caught my dad in the kitchen wearing noting but his underwear. back then they didn't wear boxers so he was in his briefs which of course meant to a kid that daddy must have something in his shorts cause you couldn't see that when he was wearing pants. I looked at my mom and said...look mommy daddy pooped his pants.
When I was six years old, I asked my father what my testicles were for. He jokingly told me, "Son, those keep your penis from flying away." So I took him seriously. I believed him for about a half a year until I convinced my friend of the same thing. Then we tryed to spread the word, but we got into a big argument with another kid about it...................
When I was about four or five years old, for some reason I was ynder the impression that I was supposed to have FOUR testicles. Well, one day, i was using the toilet, and I started to feel around and I was frightened when I realized that I only had two testicles. So I ran out of the bathroom screaming, "My balls are gone daddy!' So my dad reassured me that I was okay, and thats that.
I used to believe that if you rubbed butter on your boobs they would get bigger......
I had an older brother who was in a band so My mom and i got him this shirt that says on the front "I'm with the band" on the back it said" show me some hooters. So when i asked what hooters were she told me that hooters were feet.. I belived that till i was about 9.
one time in school about 3rd or 4th grade i heard some one say "vagina" and i thought they said china and for some reason i thought that when they said "china" i thought they were reffering to the females body part and i thought about this for the longest time and i thought china is a country.but then my mom told me about sex about age 9.