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When I was small, I thought that old men didn't have penises. I couldn't picture it so I figured that at a certain age they just fell off.
I used to believe that a vagina was called a front bum.
I used to believe that a man's penis was carrot shaped.
when I was about3 or 4, I used to think that boys had long tails and girls had short tails.(the penis and clitoris)
I even went up to my mom and said look mom daddy has a big tail and i have little one!!i thought that intil i was 7 i think.
In elementary school a rumor circulated about this one boy, Jared. One of my friends told me he had a "boner." I asked what a boner was, and she said, it was like when a lizard sheds all its skin in giant scales, like molting or something, with a boy's penis. Apparently Jared had done this sort of thing in class. And a bunch of people believed it! (Including me)
Until I had a good look I always though men have testicles in two different sacks one hangin on each side of the penis. I had seen the illustrations on biology books but just thought the drawing was from one side only.
Before I learned about how men have testicles, maybe up until the age of 8, I thoight that men just had a penis with a bunch of hair around it, and nothing else, and was always very baffled when I heard people referring to a guys "balls".
Now the funnier part- when I did eventually learn about testicles, I did not know about the "sack" that they are in, and I thought that they were just these two hollow "balls" stuck behind the guy's penis...
when i was younger, i used to believe that 'testicles' were tentacles, so one day at school, our teacher asked what do you call the legs of an octopus, and i embarassly put up my hand and said, "testicles miss".
one day I caught my dad in the kitchen wearing noting but his underwear. back then they didn't wear boxers so he was in his briefs which of course meant to a kid that daddy must have something in his shorts cause you couldn't see that when he was wearing pants. I looked at my mom and said...look mommy daddy pooped his pants.
When I was six years old, I asked my father what my testicles were for. He jokingly told me, "Son, those keep your penis from flying away." So I took him seriously. I believed him for about a half a year until I convinced my friend of the same thing. Then we tryed to spread the word, but we got into a big argument with another kid about it...................
When I was about four or five years old, for some reason I was ynder the impression that I was supposed to have FOUR testicles. Well, one day, i was using the toilet, and I started to feel around and I was frightened when I realized that I only had two testicles. So I ran out of the bathroom screaming, "My balls are gone daddy!' So my dad reassured me that I was okay, and thats that.
I used to believe that if you rubbed butter on your boobs they would get bigger......
I had an older brother who was in a band so My mom and i got him this shirt that says on the front "I'm with the band" on the back it said" show me some hooters. So when i asked what hooters were she told me that hooters were feet.. I belived that till i was about 9.
one time in school about 3rd or 4th grade i heard some one say "vagina" and i thought they said china and for some reason i thought that when they said "china" i thought they were reffering to the females body part and i thought about this for the longest time and i thought china is a country.but then my mom told me about sex about age 9.
I thought everyone had a penis but mine was really small so I couldn't see it (this belief stemmed from walking in on my babysitter's son peeing when we were about three).
I was 3 when my brother was born and when I watched my mom breastfeeding I was sure one was vanilla and the other chocolate!
When I was younger, my mother always watched talk shows like "Maury" and such, and occasionally there'd be an episode featuring hermaphrodites. Once my mom explained what a hermaphrodite was exactly, I was sure I was one as well because that at that time I thought that all girl's privates were totally smooth, like a doll's. I kept on thinking this until I was 11 or 13, I believe.
this happened to my brothers friend.
so his parents let him in the delivery room (don't ask me why) and when his sister popped out, they said it was a girl. apparently he didnt know that girls didnt have penises and he called her umbellical cord her winkie. so when his dad snipped the cord he exclamed "daddy, you cut her winkie off!"
When I was younger my sister told me that if you pinched your nipples very hard for one minute your breasts would grow bigger. I went through many painful minutes with no results! Haha
As a child, I had walked in on my dad in the bathroom once or twice, prompting my mom to give me "the talk," so I wasn't exactly a stranger to the male anatomy.
One day, though, I ended up playing doctor with a friend of mine and found that his penis was a lot smaller than my dad's, both in absolute terms and in proportion to the rest of his body. I knew from TV that having a small penis was something to be ashamed of, so I teased him for it for years. It never occured to me that they grow the way they do