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i used to believe little girls had the same equipment as little boys (i must have dreamed this) but that it was just tucked inside and they pulled it out when they needed to use it.

tim dugan
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when i was younger i thought that for a girl to become my girlfriend all i had to do was show her my penis, i dont know why i thought this, but i didnt think it for long and i never did it thankfully

Dean
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As a result of helping my mom change my baby brother's diapers when I was three, I somehow reasoned that the entire purpose of a boy's penis was to help the doctor tell if a baby was a boy or a girl, which was important because the parents would have to know that in order to decide what to name it and what kinds of clothes to buy. I believed this until I learned about "the birds and the bees" when I was eleven - it was certainly a shock.

Amanda M.
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I used to believe that a girl was a girl and a boy was a boy because of the type of underwear they wore. Needless to ay, I had an 'accident' in school and the nurse only had boys underwear. All day I could feel 'things' growing down there!

Anon
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my little sister, at the age of 4, used to ask my brother to see his "tail." when he declined, she would announce "mommy, daniel won't let me see his tail!"

maggie
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I used to believe that an erection only occured after a male was married and that it was a permanent thing.

Anon
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I used to believe that vaginas were actually called puttycats becuase that was what my mom would call them.Later when I found out the real name,she told me she would call it a puttycat becuase when she was little she had underwear with Sylvester from The Looney Tunes on it,and when people would come over her house she used to point to her underwear area and say ,"Look at my puttycat".

Christina
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when i was younger, i used to believe that 'testicles' were tentacles, so one day at school, our teacher asked what do you call the legs of an octopus, and i embarassly put up my hand and said, "testicles miss".

fig
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Omg when i was little i watched a movie and in the movie a man said can i see your pussy so i though that a pussy was a cat so 2 days later we went to my aunts house to visit her and she used to have a little kitty and i asked her can i see your pussy and everyone looked at me really weird and it was sooo embarrasin because i didnt know what it really ment when i got older i found out what pussy second meaning and it was so akward

Can i see you...
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I read a lot of FanFictions (stories about shows that people just borrow the characters from) and for years I wasn't really up on the sexual slang. And of course, because I was curoius like all preteens and earily teenagers are, I read some light smut. And I had no idea that masturbating was called anything but that: 'masturbating'.
So when two male characters would talk about 'jacking off' or even *more* confusing to me the British 'wanking off' I just assumed it was some strange thing that was unique to those characters.
It tooke me a couple of months and some reading of more hardcore stories until I fiugered it out.
Same thing goes with a blowjob.
Also, on a side note, I thought "being in the closet" just meant you were shy.
Imagine how imbarssed I was when I told my mom one of my best friends was in the closet, and she said: "Jared's gay?"
I was mortified. I'm so glad now at 17 I know more than I did.

Alley
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I used to believe that a boy's penis was coiled up kind of like a garden hose, and when he peed, he had to unroll it..

Anon
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I used to believe that my testicles were actually grapes

Anon
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i used to think that when i got a hard-on it meant i had to pee.

mw
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In second grade it was common knowledge among us boys that the way you made your penis bigger was by holding pee in for as long as you could.

toon
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i used to think that the umbilical cord was attached to the penis so the size of your penis depended on where the cors was cut.

Ken
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I used to believe that a hand job was when a girl did stuff to a guys hand...u know, kiss it lick it masage it, wutevr. I could never figure out what was so good about it.

Anon
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When I was about 7 years old, my friend and I played house. He was the baby and I was the mother, and I ordered him to to take a bath. He stripped naked, and I saw his penis (the first one I had seen). I had learned that boys had a penis and what it looked like, but I never was told about testicles. I saw his testicles and thought they were another penis. From then on I thought boys had two penises!

Andrea
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I used to belive that all babies were born the same, and the parents had to go out and buy a penis for the ones they wanted to be boys.

Josh
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When i was little, i thought that when i grew up i could only have two kids because i only had two testicles.

nick
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My grandma told me that when she was little she didn't know anything about puberty. She used to live on a farm and always ride horses. So one day she started crying and freaking out because she though the horses hairs got stuck ummm...down there.

Anon
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