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a friend of mine didnt know that men and woen had different "equipment" and one day she walked into her parents room,and her dad was in his underwear, so she walks over to her dad, grabs his
weiner, and screams, "Look mommy ! daddy pooped his panties !"
I used to think that my pet dog'd testicles were "fart bags" where he kept his farts!
When I started learning about the goodies on women, I would try looking down the TV screen on those commercials that had women in the shower (shampoo, shaving cream etc) because I thought you could see 'more'.
I thought that boys had a bone inside of their penises that would pop out and make them hard. If you stuck something inside the hole and then turned the guy on, it would break the bone and the guy would never get an erection again. This was discussed on the playground as a form of torture.
When I was little I heard someone talking about having a vasectomy and my mom explained that it was so a man couldn't father children any more. She didn't explain how it's done, so I thouht it meant that they cut the guy's penis off.
When I was little my older brother told me that boy's penises were just like the garden hose & they could be as long or as short as they wanted. He told me he could coil his up inside of him or just pull it out when he needed to. I looked through my mom's book "The ABC's Of The Human Body" over and over again to see if I could find a picture of a uncoiled penis!!
i thought that when a man peed he actually "squeezed and wrung out" his penis like a washcloth. i forget who set me straight but i believed this until i was in my midteens
I remember trying to describe my vaginal itch as a little kid (4 or 5 maybe) as 'little ladies in high heels walking around'.
My family managed to keep a straight face, even after I named the women and would talk to them whenever the vaginal itch came back.
I used to think that we were all born as boys and if your parents wanted a girl, they cut off your penis and sprinkled majic stuff on his boobies to make em grow later!!!!
When penises were first explained to me as organs which filled with blood during erection, I didn't quite get it. What happened when they were not erect? I figured that penises had to be long empty tubes, and in order to get the rounded bulge that one saw in underwear commercials, men had to manually coil the otherwise flat, limp penis in their pants.
my dad used 2 tell me that eating your lima beans would make u get big boobs so when dinner came around i would have a full plate of them only!
upon being 6 i discovered my penis going hard. at school the next day i asked my teacher"does your willie go hard ?"(baring in mind she was fe-male)
she took me into the hall with an hour long lecture about the birds and the bees im still embarrassed to this day
I used to think that the word Ass was slang for a boys penis. One day I was riding my bike and a bunch of teenagers said "nice ass" I told them I didn't have one because I was a girl. They laughed at me, and I went home crying, now knowing what an ass hole really was...
Until I was 13 years old i always thought that only men have pubic hair and that women had smooth skin "down there". Apparently in all the porn I saw all the women shaved and also in the old paintings and sculptures of naked women they never have hair. So one time when I was touching my girlfriend "down there" I felt a bit of hair. You can imagine how shocked I was!
I used to think an erection was for peeing over high walls.
I used to believe that animal tails were the same as human penises. Not in determining gender, but in that I thought animals peed out of the tips of their tails. (So I guess I thought a human penis was a tail)
I used to believe that your arse cheeks were actually full of shit!
when I was three I thought both that there was no such thing as a penis. I was also in that boys have koodies stage so when I saw my dad naked I thought he had fungus and his penis was a mushroom
when i was little i thought that girls had a penis and when they were born they would chop it off and thats how they got they made hot dogs
when i was about 5 I walked into the "Adult Video" section of the movie store by accident. I looked at all the movie covers and I wondered why everyone on all these tapes were sucking on popcicles. I also wondered how come there wasnt greena and purple flavor and only red and brown ones.