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I used to believe that there was a wise, bearded, old father figure in the sky who cared about nothing in the entire universe so much as what I was doing with my penis.
When I was little, my mum always said to me when i was in the bath, that i had 2 make sure i washed "down below" (I'm a girl)so when i started showering, when i was a bit older, i always stuck the shower head "down there" because I thought it was wash it all clean. I never realised why it felt so good! ;)
Yeah I believed (because my mother had told me) that your 'willy' would fall off if you played with it :D
i remember when i was about 4, i was taking a bath with my 2 yr. old sister, and my sister grabbed my "weinie". i said to her, don't touch mine, you'll grow one later. My mom corrected me, but i still didn't get it.
Imagine the look on my grandmother's face when I, her four-year-old granddaughter, asked "when do we get to chose whether we're mommies or daddies (women or men)? I thought peeing while standing was just SO cool, and I had already figured out that only the men get to stand, so, logically, the only barrier in my way was becoming a man. I wasn't looking forward to the whole shaving thing, and I really liked my long ponytail and my barbies, but I figured those were sacrifices I'd have to make.
My grandma was quite diplomatic but I was soooo crushed when she explained that my hose attachment option had expired at the factory. I think that's why we got those Childcraft encyclopedias so soon afterwards.
i used to believe that everyone had the same private parts until they were 18 and that when a boy turned 18 the little flap of skin that you pee out of turned into a penis. i was so terrified that i was actually a boy and would grow a penis.
When I was about 8 I didn't know what sex was exactly. I didn't know about orgasms or that sex made babies for that matter! I had seen my mom naked before and I knew that girls had hair down there. I always said to myself that I wanted the girl's panties to be on when I had sex because I didn't want to have to touch that icky hair!
When I started masturbating (or, more like playing with myself), of course, I did it in my room in private. Well, when my parents and my doctor started talking to me about it, I was really scared, because I thought that they had put secret cameras in my bathroom and my room to make sure that I wasn't doing it! So, for years afterwards, I would always masturbate under my bedcovers to make sure that the "cameras" didn't see me!
I used to think that girls had "balls" and not boys, and the "balls" were slang for breasts
when i was little i had a best friend who was a boy, and he said that boys had balls. i used to think that the penis had balls in it and depending on how many balls you had, that was how big your penis was. er go..2 balls, 3 balls or 4 balls length. ouch!
When I was a kid, I always played with my willy so my mum said if I played with it, it would fall of like my uncles did, because he always played with his when he was younger. It plagued me for years since the age of 4. I was scared to rearrange myself incase it dropped off. I asked my mum when I was 12 if it really happened but she doesn't even remember saying it!!! Thanks mum.
i was 12 years old the first time i masturbated, and was so shocked to realize that my finger could actually be inserted into my vagina. i was very happy to discover that too, because before then i couldn't understand how people had sex because it had never occured to me that the penis could actually go inside the vagina.
My mom taught me to call my vagina a "kitty." Well, she always told me to wash it well in the bath. For some reason one day after I got out of the bath, I told my brothers that I had washed my kitty. Why, I have no idea. They gave me the strangest looks. Still to this day I don't know if they knew what I was talking about or not... I hope not...
when i was 10 i used to think that my vagina was a hole for putting you hand in to pull out babbies but then i tried it and it hurt
when i first heard about the g spot, i thought it meant your gut.
so i thought that there was a letter for every part of the body.From a-z spot
When i was younger i had a dog and my mum had told me if its tail was waving it was happy. When i was 4 i had a new baby brother, one day i wotched my mum change his diaper and i noticed a sort of tail type thing, from then on i always checked to see if his tail (penis) was waving to know wether he was happy.
When I was a teenager my girlfriend corrected me, when I asked her about her libido, stating emphatically that girls don't have libidos. Years later we started dating again, and in fact are married to this day. All I can say is somewhere along the way she fortunately found that women certainly do have libidos.
My best friend and I had a talk about pubic hair one day. We were in probubly 5th grade. We wondered why women in movies never had hair. We also thought that there was no way that these women would be on the movie set totally naked. We figured that their husbands must have painted a picture of their areas and then they taped them to their bodies to look naked!
As a young child, the basic mechanism of reproduction was explained to me, but not in detail, and I thought that testicles were what were "ejected" (whole) into the female's body, which sounded painful, and then you grew another one in its place.
After having been given "the talk" by my Mom at around age 8, and given a picture book (*ACK* I don't yet know how I'm going to deal with this with my kids, but I don't think it'll be via picture book!) giving some of the (very few) details of baby-making, it never occurred to me that a boy's privates got firm in order to make the "grand entrance." I had seen only my father and a baby cousin naked, so I always had this idea in my head of grown-ups doing strange contortions in order to slide the very limp member into the girl's private area. So it was with blissful innocence I that I just smiled when, in middle school, some of the boys in my class teased me about another classmate getting "hard" after I had naively run my hand through his hair, just the way I had with my younger cousins... I had no idea what they were talking about, and I was quite shocked (and somewhat relieved) some years later when I discovered that that wasn't exactly the way things were done. :O)