i used to believe

Established in 2002 and now featuring 75365 beliefs!

sections

animals
at home
bad habits
body functions
body parts
death
food
grown-ups
kids
language
make-believe
media
music
nature
neighbourhood
people
religion
school
science
sex
the law
the past
the world
time
toilets
transport

rude bits

Show most recent or highest rated first.

page 25 of 65

< 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24  25  26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 >


when I was a younger girl my mom told me that if I let the boys touch my boobies theyd grow really big. That was dumb seeinghow I wanted big boobies. I used to allow my friends that were boys touch them all the time. Thanks MOM! I wonder tho they are a G cup....

Crystal
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

My mom told me that when I was little, I walked into the bathroom where my dad had just gotten out of the shower and I shouted at him, "Daddy, your tail is on backwards!"
Somehow everybody in my family, and now my boyfriend know this story!

Anon
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

For the longest time, I used to think that males had "peanuts." I never understood, of course, why it was also something we ate.

Anon
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to believe girls had a penis too, it just that theirs were farther back near their butt which is why girls had to sit down to pee and poo.

Anon
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

when i was little my older brother said if i didn't have sex before i was 20 my penis would shrivil up and turn inside out and i'd have a vagina

k
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was small, I thought that old men didn't have penises. I couldn't picture it so I figured that at a certain age they just fell off.

o_O

L.
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to believe my penis, would grow to such an insane length, that space aliens would land on it, and then take over the world.

Nobby
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was at boarding school, a girl in my dormitory told me that you only grow when you're asleep, and if you slept on your front, you grew up flat-chested. I spent ages trying to get to sleep on my back, but gave up eventually and resigned myself to pancakedom in later life. Despite sleeping on my front, I'm now a 34F.

Bloggs
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

I thought my testicles were pickled onions I had swallowed wrongly.

jon
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was a young spadge I used to think that your bell-end was like the ball in a ballpoint pen. Consequently, I also believed that if you pulled your foreskin too far back your bell-end would plop out like an egg from a henís arse. What were my parents thinking? Why didnít they ever tell me? Oh, and nobody told me that banjo-strings (the string of flesh that links the foreskin to the bell-end, known in GU clinics everywhere as the frenulum) were normal either. I spent most of my adolescence thinking I was a freak. It was only when a friend told me his had nearly snapped, before whacking his cock out and showing me the withered thread that I realised I was normal. Iím not exaggerating when I say it was the biggest relief of my life.

Chinner
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

when i was about 4 or 5, i believed that if i pulled on my nipples, i'd grow up and have big boobs.

JW
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to think that only women had pubic hair...i don't know why! i found out in fifth grade that men do too. maybe it was because i only saw my mom naked growing up, our dad always hid from us then. the only nude males i saw were my friends that were boys when we played the "i'll show you mine" game.

silly lil' girl
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

I thought that to breastfeed, a woman had to poke a hole in her nipple (like the hole in a bottle nipple).

Imani B.
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was younger, I had no idea what the difference between boys and girls was (and I mean the REAL difference). When I was about 5 or 6 years old, I went to my cousin's house, and one of my cousins, A.J., who is a boy, was a baby at the time, and my aunt went to change his diaper. I stared at it thinking "What the heck is that thing?"

Then later, I went to my other cousin's house, he was about 3 or 4, and he went to go to the bathroom and for some reason he had this insecurity and always wanted someone in the room with him. Since I was the only one in the room, I went in and -- stupidly -- watched. First of all I didn't know why he'd put the seat up and I told him he'd probably fall in, and he didn't get a word I was saying and just went along and peed right there. When I saw that I never looked at a guy the same again.

Sky
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

My sister use to belive the reason mom had two breasts - one to give milk, the other for juice.

Anon
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

One night when i was 6 my Mum and Sister came to tuck me in for bed. "Do babies come from your boobies?" I asked. They just laughed at me but I couldn't think of what other use they had!

Ashlee
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to be Firmly Convinced that breasts were actually called 'Roses'. My mum spent ages trying to tell me it wasn't, but I still held onto my belief.

To tell the truth, it always used to annoy me that the word 'roses' had two different meanings.

Katrina
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was about four or five years old, for some reason I was ynder the impression that I was supposed to have FOUR testicles. Well, one day, i was using the toilet, and I started to feel around and I was frightened when I realized that I only had two testicles. So I ran out of the bathroom screaming, "My balls are gone daddy!' So my dad reassured me that I was okay, and thats that.

Balls McLovin
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

My friend told me that if i stick my peepee out in public and tell people to suck on my peepe i will never get grounded, Unfortunatly i did get grounded and no tv for a Week

Brandon
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

up until puberty I thought that my nipple would inflate like a balloon to form a breast

EiEi
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down


I Used To Believe™ © 2002 - 2019 Mat Connolley, another Iteracy website.   privacy policy