rude bits

I used to be Firmly Convinced that breasts were actually called 'Roses'. My mum spent ages trying to tell me it wasn't, but I still held onto my belief.

To tell the truth, it always used to annoy me that the word 'roses' had two different meanings.

Katrina

up until puberty I thought that my nipple would inflate like a balloon to form a breast

EiEi

my cousin used to tell me that if i put roll-on liquid soap, they used to make for kids in different colors, my breasts would grow. my chest was NEVER dirty!

novizelle

I used to believe that just like guys getting erections girls asses would get all hard. I don't know why, but I belived it.

Zee

when i was about 6 my sister was just growing boobs and i remeber going into the bathroom well she was changing and going "WHY DO U HAVE PYRAMIDS ON YOUR CHEST!" she used to get rly upset


i didn't understand untill i grew my own!

B

I was really mean to my little brother, constantly giving him the pants pull down, taking off his swim trunks in the pool and telling my whole family about it. So i guess he wanted revenge when he took my top off of my bikini. When he saw me i guess he thought i had over grown testicles in the wrong spot.

Chelsey

I used to see women on TV with breasts and think about how funny they looked. I hoped and wished and prayed that I would never grow those weird looking things, because it would be really embarrassing. I remember this was a recurring theme from ages 5-10.

Unfortunately, I got my wish. I take it back! :(

boobless wonder

I used to think that the testicles were the center of the nervous system in males, and thats why it hurt so bad to get hit there. I thought itthey were just big balls of nerves.

benglen

My sister had just got the grasp about the difference between girls and boys and that some parts of the body change when you get older - girls grow breasts and men get larger penises.
We stood in line at the post office when a very tall man came in - and she said loud and clear: "Do you think that man has an elephant penis?"

Trine from Norway

I used to believe that womens breasts was actually called apples.

Cailynn

After playing doctor with a neighbor girl I observed the anatomical differences between the genders. I remember thinking that a girl's vagina was like a secret pocket and that it would be a great place to hide cookies. Lol, decades later I mentioned this to my wife and she said I was gross.

Jim in Redondo

I was absolutly convinced as a pubescent teenager that I ahd been born a boy but that Mum had so wanted a girl that she had made someone cut off my male equipment. I felt that someone had done a very poor job and had left me disfigured (in fact I still have a somewhat poor body image!)
It wasn't until I was quite a lot older that I realised that labia are a totally normal part of a female and vary in size from one woman to another and have nothing to do with the clumsey removal of amle genitalia. Oops!

Anon

I was the oldest of four, and my brother came after me. By the time my little sister came along, we had noticed things like the differences between boys and girls. We were convinced that we had been born as girls, and that our penises had "popped out" as we grew older. Our poor sister waited patiently for almost two years for her's to materialize. I think she's caught on by now.

spanky853

i used to take showers with my dad when i was like 3 and i always got scared cuz i thot his dick was a snake

Anon

i used to belive that a boner came from skeletons.

Bilunjan

I used to think that if I rubbed hand lotion on my breasts, they would grow larger. Actually, it was funny to think that because at the time I was hitting puberty and my boobs really were growing. It took me the longest time to understand that it was NOT the hand lotion making my boobs grow, it was my own body growing on its own time.

Anon

That if I kept playing with my peepee it would turn green and fall off.

I had no idea

I was told that when you "do the deed" by yourself, you grow hairy palms. Funny thing is I was 17 when they told me, and I looked at my palms. Needless to say everyone got a good laugh at my expense.

ED

When I was 7 and my parents brought my baby brother home from the hospital for the first time, I noticed something as my mom changed his diaper on the living room floor. As the oldest of three girls, I had never seen a naked boy before, so I asked, "Mommy, why does he have that red balloon between his legs?"

Angela

When I was little I thought that boys had vaginas too even though I had to take baths with my brother. I just thought he was the only one in the world who had a penis. So anyway, when I was twelve I was at some boys house and he was in the bathroom and I had to come in 'cause I left something in there and had to get it out (can't remember what) I was confused why he wouldn't let me in, because when I was liitle, my sisters and my brother always let me in, so I didn't know why he woudn't (I'm a stupid girl). Anyway, eventualy, I came in and was shocked to see that he hada penis too! So I just thought that everyone got one when they got their period. This screwed up my whole idea about sex. Before this,m I thought that you could just get pregnant anytime, and "sex" had nothing to do with reproduction, that was just when you kissed naked with a boy. So I made a new theory: you couldn't get pregnant until you grew your penis (when you got your period) and the baby would come out the tip. For like a year, I was skeptical if I wanted to have a penis. I kinda liked my vagina. Well, it didn;t take to long to figure it out. I remember when at a family reunioun I started talking about it wit my cousin (who's my age) and my uncle (who's not much older than me). When they heard what I believed, they laughed so hard! I can remember my uncle just lauging so hard he couldn't breathe, my cousin didn't think it was that funny, but she laughed, They quickly told me the truth, I was so relieved. My uncle still makes fun of me for this.

Ididot (see, I'm so stupid I can't even spell idiot)!