the best of rude bits
I thought making out meant trying to see something (because of how people say "I can't quite make that out" or whatever)
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Met a man who thought every woman could give milk, whenever, wherever.
When I was little I thought I had two bums because my mom referred to my vagina as my "front bum" and my actual bum to my "back bum."
Also, I thought that guys wore panties just like girls-I never heard of boxer shorts until grade 2 or 3 when my friends laughed at me for referring to a boy's underwear as his "panties" (they had little brothers which is probably why they knew the difference.)
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In varsity I went out with a guy who thought a hymen was an animal, that as related to a Hyena. I magine that!
After discovering masturbation very early on, I found a blue, plush pillow that I would rub against my penis. I assumed that the pillow was full of drugs that made me feel good, that I was breaking the law, and that my penis would turn into a vagina if I didn't stop masturbating.
When I was a kid I heard, "His penis reached his belly button". I thought it meant that there was this ridge above the actual penis that extended up to the belly button. Sort of like a Klingon brow ridge. Obviously, I am a girl.
As my mother told me when I was a very little, that girls don't have a penis... I took that literally, thinking that they just lacked the penis but had a single pair of balls there instead.
I used to think they peed standing up out of "pee holes" in there balls. gross eh?
It wasn't till I was about 8 and saw a kid running round naked on the beach when I asked my mother... "mommy, why doesn't she have a pair balls"
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I used to believe that once you became an adult, your nipples were always erect. for a long time there, i thought mine were broken...
When I was about three we used to read Babar, the books about the elephant, and when I saw my newborn brothers penis, i asked my mother what it was. She explained as best she could, to a three year old, but I just nodded and said "Ah! Babar," because I thought it looked like an elephant trunk with two ears.
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I used to think that a penis had a bone in it & boys had to arrange it so it would hang down their leg when they put on their pants.
When i was little a little girl i thought that if i fingered myself enough that my belly button would pop out and make a big penis. It didnt work because i tried it.
i used to belive that during puberty hairs would grow right upto my foreskin, so i feared having a hairy dick one day
I used to think that your cuticlas were called testicles
i thought your vagina sealed up when you got older - it looked like it was all one thing when it was covered in hair rather than in two bits when i was a kid
when i was about 5-6 i would play with my balls (before real masturbation lol). i would try to count how many i had. my idea was that there were hundreds in me and everytime i tried to grap them they would slip away into my gut.
...when my baby brother was born, i tried to figure out the anatomy side of things. Of course, i thought that my sisters and I were all born as boys, and that when you grow up, your 'tail' falls off, and you become a girl!
I was watching my little cousin (he's like 4) while we were at his pool, and I was lying on my stomach on the pool deck. He came up to me and pointed to my bikini top and was like "what are those?" I asked if he meant the stripes, and he said "no, sit up." so I leaned up a bit and he grabbed my breast and was like "this! what's this?" I was speechless, needless to say, and my aunt and mother were howling with laughter.
one morning when i was 3 i walked into the bathroom right after my dad had taken a shower. i saw his private and i said look mommy daddy has a tail! until i was five i believed that!
My 6 year old daughter walked in on my 4 year old son while he was peeing. He had retracted his foreskin and my daughter thought his penis was a tube of lipstick!
When I was a boy, the Playboys were kept in reach on the mag rack, and were more modest. From peeking, I had the impression that women simply had no penises and no other aperatus. I had no idea how girls pee'd, and my wet dreams were somewhat muddled. When i finally discovered the truth of the matter, the world made so much more sense.
I used to believe that milk didn't come out of women's nipples but out of the cleavage between the breasts. Seemed logical because men's nipples don't give milk as well, do they?