rude bits

My niece when she was about 4 years old came running in the house and shouted "Gran, Mark's got a great long throozy".
Throozy being her name for a vagina!

anon

I used to think my brothers penis was a hotdog, until i put one in my panties and the dog ate it.

Amanda

When i was little i believed that when you got older you could always say "hey i want that sized chest." I would always wonder why my mom had gotten a small pair....

krys

When i was little, i knew what a penis was but i didn't know that guys had balls. And when i had the talk about it at school, the teacher drew a diagram and i thought that the guy had 3 penises

Anon

i first had sex when i was 16 and this guy that i was with thought that girls only had two holes, one to pee and one to poop out of.very misinformed guy at age 17 but hey.so when we first had sex and he found out that girls didnt pee out of the same hole that his penis went into he freaked out becuase he thought girls were deformed or sumthing, i dont kno exactly what he thought but it was funny as hell. for the longest time my friends and i ragged on him about that, telling him that we actually had 5 or 6 holes but they were just "hidden'....hahahaha

misskitty

Nursing women can actually squirt milk from their breasts without squeezing them with their hands. I thought there was a special female pectoral muscle that squeezed out the milk so that her hands and arms would be available to hold the baby.

MD Caruso

I walked in on my cousin going to the bathroom and he was just staring at his penis and I asked what are ou doing and he asks why is there a mushroom on the end of my dobber!!(hes only 4)

braedy

One time I overheard my parents talking about a body that had been found somewhere and they couldn't identify it. I asked if it was a man or a woman and they said the police couldn't tell yet. I said "Well that's easy! The man has a bone down there!" They still make fun of me to this day!

Anon

When I was in first grade our teacher told us that if we could kiss the tip of our elbows we would turn into the opposite sex. I really wanted to be a little boy and so did all my girlfriends :) So we all tried to kiss our elbows and it never worked!

Anon

My mom had ear lobes that were connected and my dad had the kind that were seperated from the cheek, so I used to believe that the doctors delivering babies would figure out the gender by looking at the shape of the baby's ear lobes.

Scott

I grew up with sisters and never saw a penis. I did hear about "balls" though. I thought the penis was made up of these balls, like a snowman!

M.R

When i was younger my older sister said that girls had a penis inside their vagina.

So from then on i was extremely scared of having sex until only a few years ago

Mr Awesome

When I was little, my father played a funny joke on me...... He told me that women got milk in their breasts when they became mums, and that men got coffee in them....... I thought so until I was around 9 years old......*lol*

Trine from Norway

When I was a little girl, I thought that my clitoris was a carrot piece or a pea that had gotten stuck there. I used to try to lean down and bite it off.. imagine my relief when I learned what it was that I never made it down that far!

No Wonder I Don't Like Vegetables

Until I was 12 years old I thought that boy could control their erections and make their penis erect when they wanted to have sex. So when my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time it was naturally erected. No need to tell you my reaction!

Oops!

This wasn't actually my belief; it was, in fact, my little brother. It happened one embarrassing afternoon when, clearly enthralled by his contortionist capabilities, he asked me: "Can you twist your weewee?"

I don't believe I have ever been more mortified, but I managed to explain to him that girls - and consequentially, I - did not come equipped with these. He didn't believe me, and had to go ask our mother to be sure. Boy, what a shocker that must have been for the li'l guy!

Glad There's Only One of Him

I don't know why, but i used to think a penis looked exactly like a finger and even had a knuckle.

Lisa

I was 3 when my brother was born and when I watched my mom breastfeeding I was sure one was vanilla and the other chocolate!

Anon

when i was 6 i thought girls peed out of there butt hole!

axel

When my brother was little, he saw another boy naked in a locker room at a swimming pool. My brother is circumcised, and the other boy wasn't. My brother said to our mom, "His penis is all wrong!" She had to explain to him.

Anon