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i used to believe that the clitoris was a teeny penis that all girls had, cos thats the general area the pee used to come out of, and i didn't even know about my vagina till i was a bit older, didn't know it existed!

rightly corrected

i remember my friends last name was 'testicle' (lol i no!!!) an i thought it meant tentacle so once my brother said 'Do you know what a tessticle is???' and i said, 'Yes, octopuses hav eight.'

sum1..................

I remember in 1st Grade, the little girl and I would always be together at recess. One day she told me that she had this hole under her belly button and if you put your finger in it, it got bigger. She told me that is where the babies came from and that it was called your bachina. I also thought you peed out of the "bachina" too.

Zeke

when i was about five the teenage girl next door showed me her underwear and said if i ever told my mom that my privates would fall off

timmy

When I was a little child. I used to think that in your vagina the little sprouting thing was a growing penis !

Sprouting penis !!!!1

once when i was little, my mom decided to give me and my little brother a bath. i looked down at him, and looked down at me, and thought that my parents had cut off my penis. i was so stupid ._.

Anon

I used to think that if a women had a large chest she had babies inside them.

Emily

When I was 11, I thought that as soon as a man became aroused, semen came out all the time until he wasnt aroused anymore! This is what a boy at school told me!

sally

when i was a lil'un i asked my sis where she got her boobs she goes she bought em and when eva we went shoppin i always used 2 look 4 a shop dat sold boobies , one day we walked past a sex shop! and i said to my mum . " Mum i think im old enough to have boobies now can we go in there and get some?" Well let me just say my mum was a bit shocked!

BiG bOoBs (B.B)

When I read about monks being castrated I asked my mom about it right away and she told me it was when they took away the part of a man that made him give babies. I asumed it meant they cut off the penis!!!! She also told me about being sterilized, and that dad got it done a few years back. I asked dad if they were gonna take mine away too :\

Anon

I was told that if I kept playing with my "willie" it wouldn't grow. I kept playing with it and it didn't grow much.

Bob

Growing up the only girl in the family (besides my Mum), I believed I had a "queer thing". I called it that for years as both my brothers and father had penises, and my mothers penis was covered in hair!

Karen

i used to think that my testacles were ballons and if i was naughty i would fly into the sky and eventually they wouls pop.

marksie

when i got my first boner i was wondering what happened to my regular penis so i got really scared and started running around the house screaming that something came at night and pulled it till it was big... i was scared to go to sleep that day.

Milan

I read a book once that you can do boob excersizes to increase your boob size... so every day i would pump my arms back and fourth and flex my boob muscles- i did this for a few weeks until i realized it didnt work...

Abigail

When I was very young, I apparently had a dream where my mom told me that penises were called "uddies" - some sort of bizarre diminutive form of "udder". It made sense to me at the time. I mean, I was pretty familiar with cows, living in Wisconsin as I did, and a penis seemed pretty similar to a cow's teat to ME. Pink, squirts liquid... I believed this for AGES because, well, it made a twisted sort of sense.

Then my mom found out and laughed at me, and insisted that I must have dreamed her telling me. I was really mad at her for a while, because I was SURE she had told me that.

Marissa

I used to think that the only way that a girl would grow big boobies was to have babies. My aunt had no kids, and she was flat-chested, so I thought that it was that way for everyone. I was watching Star Trek with my cousin one night and told him that Counselor Troi must have babies because she has big boobies. My cousin laughed at me.

Lindsey Tankersley

i used to think that the penis was a string! i saw my 6 year old cousin naked when i was 3 , and i said to my mom, "Nick has strings! But don't worry, they'll fall off!"

Anonymous

when I was a kid, girls trousers used to be zipped at the side. My brother sincerely believed thats where we kept our 'bits'!

Anon

I remember taking a bath with my sister who is 2 years younger than me. I told her that my penis had grown out of me and demonstrated for her how, pushing it in and letting it come out. I told her she would grow one soon.

Stephen