sex: rude bits

I remember taking a bath with my sister who is 2 years younger than me. I told her that my penis had grown out of me and demonstrated for her how, pushing it in and letting it come out. I told her she would grow one soon.

I used to think that you had to buy hard-ons at the store. I think it was my mother who told me that after watching "Then an Now" ( good movie!). I thought that they were like condoms that had sort of a plastic dildo thing in the end. I didn't know guys got erections so this seemed perfectly logical to me. I'm a freak . . .

I was babysitting a boy for the first time when I was about 11. I knew about the differences between boys and girls, so I thought I was really smart. Well, the newly potty trained little boy had to go pee. So, we went to the bathroom and he pulled his pants down and did it. I thought everything was cool until he asked for help pulling up his pants. I tried so hard to get his pants up but I was having trouble. I thought that if I pulled up his underware and pants I would break his little penis. I kept trying and trying and finally I got them up but I thought I had squished it in there and that I'd get in trouble when his parents came to pick him up.

When I was 18, a friend and I were hiking and we stopped to piss. He was amazed when I pulled back my foreskin to pee. He thought that circumcision was the removal of the head of the penis, and that he was uncut and I was cut, because, after all, the only visible part of my penis was the skin.

i knew waaaay too much as a kid. i used to think when you were circumsized( i think i spelled that right) you had the part of the penis that made sperms cut off. my brother had that happen when he was very young. i always wondered why my parents left all the making grandchildren business up to me. that always made me mad.

My son is 9. I was driving in my car with a friend and my son. I asked her to hand my eye glasses. She didn't hear me so I asked her to hand me my Spectacles. My son says to me "Mom you don't have those". I said yes I do they are in the glove box. He says "No only boys have those" It took my friend a minute and I to realize he meant Testicles. LOL.

My mom used to say girls had 'front bottoms,' and always called butts, well, butts. When I found out ass meant 'bottom' (I was around five or six), I had a very involved argument with my friend on whether your ass was in the front or the back. Took me about a year to figure that one out.

This was my mothers belief. She once told me that when she was a young child, she thought that women with large breast were pregnant, and the nipple was the door where they would squeeze out.

I used to think pubic hair was really called 'public hair' until I was about 15

When i was little, it that females old and young had breasts. Then i took a bath with my female cousin. I saw she didn't have boobs. I figured she must be a mutant.

When I was little, don't remember exactly the age but it went on for quite a while, I used to believe that the more frequently you had sex, the bigger your breasts or penis would become. So somebody with big breasts or a big penis obviously had sex every day, and someone with smaller breasts or a smaller penis didn't have sex very often. I'm not really sure when I stopped believing this.

my little bro (then 6) wouldnt eat his beans so i told him that if he did his penis would grow, he is now 16 and still eats them

when i was about 10 or so i started to feel these strange nots in my breasts. i was terrified, you see i thought i had breast cancer. well i always heard that if you felt lumps on your breast that it could be cancer. i sat my mom down for the bad news "mom" i began, " i think i've got breast cancer!" she asked me why i thought that and i told her. right away she reached over and started feeling my breasts and started laughing hysterically. she said you dont have breast cancer your growing boobs!

My sister used to believe that mayonaise made your breast grow.

when i was little i use to think that a guys balls were on the end of his dick! I wonder how that worked. Boy was i suprised during sex ed this year!!

I used to beleive that out of one of a womans niples came milk and the other was Juicy Juice!