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I thought making out meant trying to see something (because of how people say "I can't quite make that out" or whatever)

— Bootlebat

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I use to believe and did until my late teens that a boy's willy had bones in it, like the bones in a backbone.

— Nancy

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When I was very young, I used to believe that women's breasts stood out because they had bones in the middle of them.

Anon

In 5th grade we had to watch a video about puberty, but only for our gender. The video was very unclear and I thought that wet dreams ment that boys started to wet the bed again as they got older.

— Sam

I used to believe that the reason I didn't have a penis is because it fell off and i lost it somewhere. I also thought girls were people with long hair and boys had short hair and so naturally i threw a fit when ever my mom tried to cut my hair because i liked being a girl.

— Julie

When my sister went through puberty, she came out of it with... shall we say, quite generous proportioning. Being only twelve years old at the time, I came under the impression that when I was sixteen, my breasts would be as large as hers... sadly, they never came close.

— Less Inclined to Black Eyes

When I was younger, my mother always watched talk shows like "Maury" and such, and occasionally there'd be an episode featuring hermaphrodites. Once my mom explained what a hermaphrodite was exactly, I was sure I was one as well because that at that time I thought that all girl's privates were totally smooth, like a doll's. I kept on thinking this until I was 11 or 13, I believe.

— Noa

Before I learned about how men have testicles, maybe up until the age of 8, I thoight that men just had a penis with a bunch of hair around it, and nothing else, and was always very baffled when I heard people referring to a guys "balls".
Now the funnier part- when I did eventually learn about testicles, I did not know about the "sack" that they are in, and I thought that they were just these two hollow "balls" stuck behind the guy's penis...

— ~Dom~

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My grandmother thought nuns were a separate gender. After all, nobody else wore nuns' habits.

— Sister Anastasia isn't female?

I remember being twelve and starting to develop nipples, and being convinced I was dying of breast cancer. I told my doctor, who just laughed. It was so embarrasing.

— kayla

Our babysitter's boyfriend came over and I informed her that boy's have penises and they use them to make babies. She said not to worry, that his had been shot off in a war. When I asked how he peed, she said he used his belly button. She laughed a lot when she told me.

— T.R.

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i used to believe that if you had lots of dairy prodects you would increase the amount of sperm you had and your balls and penis would grow big

— supaman

i got told if you rub your sperm on
your spots they'll go...

p.s i still try it but it never works

— anom

Until I learned sex ed in school, I was sure that a boy's penis was like a hot dog that constantly stuck out, with a little ball on the end (for what purpose, I don't know.)

— Kat

I USED TO BELIEVE THAT WHEN YOU GOT OLDER, SINCE IT WAS HARDER FOR YOU TO DO THINGS, YOUR PRIVATE PARTS HAD TO BECOME MORE EASILY ACCESIBLE. MY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER HAD A FOLD OF SKIN ON HER NECK AND I THOUGHT THAT SINCE IT RESEMBLED A VAGINA....THAT WAS HOW SHE PEED.

— MELANI

I used to believe…

im a girl and i used to think my mom had a penis and i would eventually grow my own

Anon

I used to think that a girl's vagina faced towards the front, and that my penis should point forward. When I started to get erections, I thought my penis was at the wrong angle. I learned the truth from an anatomy textbook.

(Yes, I did wonder how babies came out, as they'd have to turn about 90 degrees if the vagina faced forward).

Anon

As a boy I only ever saw my Mum naked (in the bath) Because of that I thought only Females had pubic hair. At school two boys were holding hand brushes to their pubic area pretending they had pubes, I laughed at them and called them sissys!
When I started to grow pubes a few years later,they reminded me of it in the school showers

— steve

When I was younger, I used to think men's 'balls' were two separate areas of skin, with nothing connecting them in the middle. I knew they hung down. But I thought the bottom parts were as big as tennis balls and there was no connecting skin in between.

— vccake

i used to believe that cats were strictly female and dogs strictly male...

i also believed that my mothers breasts were called "luvyous" so when i asked for some mothermilk my first words were "luvyou".... it seems that my father used to tell my mother that he loves her while caressing her breasts... ;D


— sega master system video gamer

when i was little about 5 years i walked in on my sister in the bathroom.I noticed that she didnt have anything down there. Me, being a boy asked her how she urinated she didnt say anything so then on i thought girls urinated out of there butts.

— Scott

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