sex: rude bits

when iwas about 1o i used to notice that when i was cold my nipples got bigger they started to get smaller i used to think that they were breathing and if i lay on themi would crush their heart and they would die so i never layed on them again

i used to think that moms took a straw and stuck it between their boobs and thats how babies got the milk and also i thaught that the foreskin was for wen i grew up and my penis got bigger but i found out that it was for a different bigger

When I was in first grade- I vividly remember announcing to the teacher and the entire first grade class that I had a "Virginia" (not a "Vagina") and my mommy said all the girls had "Virginia's" like I did. You should have seen the teachers face.

I'm not circumcised so when I was little I used to think that my penis was so special because I thought that I was the only person in the world to have a retractable penis.

well when i was5 years old i remember looking down at my private part and wondering why i had a "hot dog" hanging out of me. i just sat there for an hour and looked at it well anyway i forgott about it till i was 7 years old. it was the first day of school and i was scared, it was half way over and i went up to my teacher and said "why do i have a hot dog growing out of me" and i pulled my pants down in front of the teacher the teacher said "umm because you need it you will learn about it later" well anyway i was reallly scaared i went home thinking i was weird. the next day i went up to a kid and pulled his pants down. i was so relieved to see he had a "hot dog" to. lol

I used to this girls had penises until they got older and then they fell off. I was in a co-ed swimming class when i was 4 so every1 took a shower together. I was so suprised to see a girl my age without a penis!

this is an embarracing one 2-

I used to think that guys only had one "bump" there(lol), just the penis-nothing else. So when i kicked a guy in the 7th grade, he said, "ouch, u hit them and they jiggled," i said really loud(cause i was amazed and confused) "THERE'S MORE THAN ONE???"

he flashed me l8er and i didn't make that mistake ever again,lol

When I was around 10 I used to think that a woman's vagina is located somewhere in the pubic hair, like the lower part of stomach. Pr0n mags can be educational too, so I didn't have to ask it from no one =)

I developed when I was young (about 9), so when I started getting boobs, I thought it was because I had breast cancer and tumors were growing inside of my chest. I was scared for two years until we had our first sex-ed class in 5th grade.

When i was 3 i ran out and showed my mom my drawing of (what i thought of it as) a penis. I was so confused when she started dying with luaghter. now that i see the picture, its a long string with a big ball on the end. --------------o

SO THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!!

My friend brother told me that if a guy ate Flaming Hot Cheetos his balls would grow, but if he ate the lemon flavored ones they would shrink. I actually believed him too!

when i was 5 ,i thought penis' were shaped like an elephants trunk,so i was really scared of sex.

My friend once told me that if you masturbate a lot you get "sexier" and get a bigger penis and balls. I believed him (we were about 10 or 11). Since then we both used to masturbate as often as we could thinking we'd get bigger and sexier genitals. How I wish it was true!

when i was young and just started first school i told my mum that i was worried my penis was broken because it occasionly stick out and go hard (erection) she just laughed and assured me it wasnt broken.

My Grandma always told me when i was small if i didnt eat my pecker would fall off.

when I was about 8 or 9, every time I went to the toilet I would pat the tissue to get rid of the drips (eww sorry) and my fingers would feel the vaginal opening. However I didnt know what it was, so I was very scared of the fact that my skin had broken and made a dangerous hole in my body. HA!