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I thought making out meant trying to see something (because of how people say "I can't quite make that out" or whatever)
sex: rude bits
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I thought that masturbating was another word for pooping so whenever I’d hear the word ‘masturbate’ I imagined someone taking a dump
i thought that a boy's penis was always kept tightly tucked under his body (as in, the tip pointing backwards). this seemed the only logical way to keep it from flinging around. i told that to my first boyfriend and he just laughed....
I used to believe that the size of a grown up boy's penis is really the same size as a 6 years old one, tiny. I've never seen neither in movies nor in real life a grown up's penis until I met my 1st boyfriend at the age of 16 and was absolutely shocked. I told him, "there's no way I let this inside my house.."
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heh. i showed my friend a page in a book showing the joke "definition of a penis: a skinhead in a polo neck jumper". well, he didn't get it, and i wasn't about to explain it to him, I think we were in the back of a car going somewhere. several hours later he came back to me and complained because he had asked his dad what it meant, and that he had thought "penis" was spelt "peanus."
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i used to think that a lads penis was there because they're breast had grown wrong.
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you know those marble statues with the naked people? well,i seen one of a guy in a book, and at the time,i knew about penises,but not testicles or anything else. so when i seen this marble statue with his nuts hanging out i thought it was like a mistake or a decoration.so i remeber telling my sister and her friend,who were older by 3 and 2 years about the statue and i asked how guys could have sex with those things under there?it would have been very hard...
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I used to think that testes held your pee.
I fully believed (before I learned learned that men had an unlimited supply of it until the vasectomy), that I only had a limited supply of semen. Mostly helped by the fact that I never had the same amount of it whenever I'd ejaculate. So I was always worried that I wouldn't have any left for when I was older and ready to have kids.
My mom always called a vagina a "wee wee" (or something of that nature). So, my younger sister had a friend over who had a much older sister, and they were talking about sex. They didnt know much (They were like 7!) but I heard the word 'vagina" coming out of the room they were in, and my sister ashed her friend what that meant, and she said a girls peepee. I thought she said Buhchina (like the country), so i was convinced thats what the medical term was. Later, I said to my mom "Mommy, why is China named after a bad thing?" She was confused, so I told her that a girl's vagina was called a Buhchina. She laughed and laughed. Then, she told me the story. What was more embarassing was the fact I was about 10.
I used to believe circumcision was when a boy went to pee in the toilet and his penis would fall apart into pieces and he could only fix it if the doctor sewed it back together.
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My sister, used to believe that penis was called pancreas. We were having a talk and she said 'oh! i thought it was called pancreas!'
I thought everyone had a penis but mine was really small so I couldn't see it (this belief stemmed from walking in on my babysitter's son peeing when we were about three).
I used to believe that a man's penis was carrot shaped.
when I was young me & all my m8s used 2 think that boys & girls had penises, then when I got older I thought I saw a very small 1 when my mum was getting changed. I told my friends at school It was true and my teacher looked concerned
When I was younger, I was singing karaoke with my mom. I was singing "Quit Playing Games With My Heart." Being the weird jokester I was, I decided to switch the letters while singing it.
"Qlit Puaying Games With My Heart" did not go over well with my mom.
I later looked it up on Google, but didn't know what it was until a few years later.
When I was little I asked my mother if her bra was a flotation device for swimming (like life jackets). My Grandma was over at the time and she thought it was hilarious!
Church wasn't mandatory in my family, so I rarely went. I had a bible and thought "Titus" was pronounced "tit-us. I was trying to talk about Titus and my mother said, "You better not be saying tits!" I was ten and didn't know what a tit was. Now eleven years later I laugh at this!
I used to think that sex was inserting your willie into a girl's poop hole and peeing in it! I actually believed that until I was around 15!
i didn't know that women had a different "hole" for urine to come out of. I just thought it was all the same...."hole"
I dont know why but i used to believe that a clitoris was a thing on a man's dick. Must have got it mixed up with the scrotum or something ;)