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I thought making out meant trying to see something (because of how people say "I can't quite make that out" or whatever)
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When I was little, before I had ever seen a vagina, I thought that women peed through a little hole in the same spot that a penis is on a man. Imagine the way a Barbie doll looks; I thought on a real woman it looked like that only with a little pin hole in the front to let the pee out. I don't know if it's because I may have heard it called a 'pee-hole' or if seeing my sister's dolls influenced my thinking.
It is so embarassing, but when I was a child, I did not understand how it was possible to make a baby with a penis since I had seen it was rather soft. You knowI I had seen small boys on the beach with no clothes on and so on. So I believed penis had a bone (!!!) inside of it, who made it hard and able to produce babies! That "bone" grew out in the teens I believed, and that was why you had to be an adult to have a baby!
I used to believe that women had two vaginas. One for the baby to come out of and one to pee out of. The one that babies came out of was a small hole on the bottom of their stomach. I thought this because one day I asked my mum if babies are born through vaginas, and she said no (I assume she misheard me).
I even shared this newly-found fact with my younger cousins. I was astonished when I found they didn't have a second hole on their stomachs, so I told them "It must grow when you get older". My aunt wasn't very pleased.
For some reason my parents used the word “teeny” for boobs. I never heard anyone else use that word, so even though l knew what it referred to; l was convinced it was a bad word. So, l saw a movie where a girl was nicknamed Teeny and l thought it was terrible they named her that
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Until I was 12 my mother called the vagina a "Tucchi".I believed this to be true until I was introduced to her old boyfriend.His last name was "Tucchi".
i used to believe that milk was womens cum,and it squirted when they got turned on,needless to say when my brother was born i was vert confused and disgusted,i was only 5 with a mean older brother
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When I was young I always believed that big pink rubber bag was for placing on your stomach when you had a upset stomach....later I was told it was a Douchbag!
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i used to believe chinese women's bits went horizontal...
i only found out this was false when i asked my friend may.. who is chinese.
This is about my little cousin who is now 10 years old. When he was about 5 years old (and his mum told us this), he was being very naughty so his mother got angry and said "Don't be so big headed!/have a big head" (and other stuff I suppose!) And my cousin got really upset and sat in the corner and then told his mum "And you've got a big willy!!"
Poor kid, he thought the opposite of head was a willy. And he thought mama had a willy too :)
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Up until I was ablout 15 I thought testicals were on top of the penis. It only made sense to me.
When I was a kid, I used to believe I was a born a boy but the doctors cut my penis off, making me into a girl.
When I was growing I thought that when boys were born the doctors cut the cord from the penis. I really could never figure out were girls came from. I was just glad my doctor liked my parents.
When I was very little I would occasionally shower with my mum. I figured out quickly that she didn't have a penis, but couldn't quite figure out what was in its place. Her labia didn't close the whole way, however, and I was absolutely convinced that what I was seeing between them was her poop as it made its way to her bottom.
When I was about 5 years old I believed that if i rolled my foreskin on my penis backwards. The head of my penis would fall out.
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lol this is sooo embarassing, when i was younger i used to belive that guys(DOWNTHERE) was a bunch of litte balls all toagther on a string..lol then i guess my friends sister cleared us up!!!
I used to think that my penis got big because i did something bad, and that everyone could see it and they stared at me.
When I was little I was out at a restaurant with my paints, soon I realized that there was some kinda party going on down stares from us. peering over the balcony I saw a strange shaped cake, mom thin asking me "heheh what is that Cody?" I just set down feeling left out from the party and mudderd.. nuffen, just half a dog bone... later did I learn that it was a penis shaped cake for a woman's bridal shower... I thought they messed it up and left off the two round parts on the other side of it which makes a bone shape. 8==8 <--- bone shape
For no apparent reason whatsoever, I used to think, until about the age of 6 or 7, that men had three testicles.
i used to believe that when you ate hotdogs your boobs would grow!
When my friend and i used to have sleepovers, we would often play truth or dare and most of the dares would involve us getting naked and doing things with our bodies (we were strange children). Well during one of these games, i dared my friend to take off her pants and panties. we were about 10 or 11, and just starting to develop. She showed us her bigger clitoris and said, hey guys, i'm going through puberty! look, i'm growing a penis! i was concerned that my friend was developing into a boy for the longest time.