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I thought making out meant trying to see something (because of how people say "I can't quite make that out" or whatever)

— Bootlebat

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i used to believe if i played with my penis to much it wall fall off. and i'd be a girl
WEIRD

— James

When my mom was a child durring the early years of puberty she and some of her friends thought that they could could get bigger boobs by pumping their arms in the air like a cheerleader would with pompoms. They even came up with a cheer to say while doing it. "We Must, We Must, We Must Have Bust!!!"

— The Son

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My mother used to call breasts "boobles". That's boo-bulls. She also told us vaginas were called "tinoes". To this day she'll say tino.

— SpunkMonkey

I used to think female breasts weren't considered privates and when I told they were I thought that male breasts should be privates than too and didn't understand why they weren't.

Anon

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I used to believe that sticking your toung out in public was as bad as showing your private barts in public

— just some person

when i was a small child i always thought that both men and women grew breats and had babies but when my mum told me when i was 12 that only women could i was embarassed

Anon

when my sister was little, i read the little critter books so her. she also had a strange fixation with her private parts, and wanted to know what they were called. many a times after that, she would always want me to read her the "little clitoris" books, and thought thats what they were called

Anon

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When I was little, I wondered how girls peed, I thought they had a little penis they peed out of.

— Colton

I was told last week that as a 2 or 3 year old, i was in the bath, and my dad was in the shower.when my dad got out of the shower, i saw him with no clothes on and asked "oh my god dad! how old will i be when i grow a tail?????!?!"

— jessie random

When I was 3 year old, I nthought my moms breasts were lights.

Anon

Unitl I was about ten I had no idea that a guy's *thing* had to be hard in order to have sex.

— Lola

Until I had a good look I always though men have testicles in two different sacks one hangin on each side of the penis. I had seen the illustrations on biology books but just thought the drawing was from one side only.

— Nina

When I was little, I thought boys had one penis. No testicles, just a penis.

I once walked in on a kid peeing in kindergarten. He's a boy. Scarred for life. Hope he doesn't remember. Must go hide under bed

Anon

when i was a kid i used to believe that girls have dicks too but now having sex with one i found out that they dont!!

— Talha Aziz

I used to think that girls peed out of their clitorises and that they were mini penises.

— Stupid girl

When I first started getting pubic hair I wanted it to grow faster so I put shampoo that said it would help hair grow on it. I also thought only girls had hair on there privates.

— Me

Well, sometime during lunch, (in the 2nd grade or so) I mentioned the word "pussy cat"; (thinking that it ment something similiar to being a push-over, etc)A girl named Sara accused me of saying a bad word and I continued to believe so as well until later on.

— Bunny

I was watching 50 first dates at my friends house and at one part a guy jumped into the water and said something like Oh I lost my nuts! Or something to that effect. Anyways right after that my she (who is 15) said can they really come off like that?? None of us could stop laughing.

Anon

one time i walked in on my dad peeing and i thought that male/female anatomy worked like a hotdog and bun, and would say boys have the hotdogs girls have the bun!

— nk

Through the ages of 5 to 12 I must of misunderstood my mother because instead of saying vagina I would say pajama(not sure if I spelled that right, you know like PJs?). It wasn't until a sex edication video that I learned I was saying it wrong for so many years. Hehe

— Michelle

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