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I thought making out meant trying to see something (because of how people say "I can't quite make that out" or whatever)

— Bootlebat

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i used to believe that my willy would soon be cut of by the loo seat and so i never used to pee in the loo.

— barty

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I once blurted out (ever the jokester) How ironic that the brand name was OB!
Since it was made to fight B.O. Boy was my Mom pissed at my ignorance.

— Still think it was funny though.

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I used to think a penis was like a bear paw.......I dont know why

— ppppppppppppppppp

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I used to belive that intestines and testicals were the same thing until like 2 years ago

— anonomuos

I always thought that circumcision was like putting your penis on steroids. So, since I am uncircumcised, I would try to hold my foreskin back in hopes of making my dick grow larger and faster.

— Johnny R.

I used to belive (im a boy) that girls had penises(cant spell)too my parents just said they were boy parts and girl parts.

— MR.RonG

When i was a kid,i used to believe that girls also have penis like guys

— Marjan Wasti

when i was a kid, i used to believe that i was uncircumcised. imagine my surprise when i found out i was.

— I found out just a few days ago

when i was a kid i thought ladies have also a penny like a man and that is situated their hip.

— sinha

My girlfriend and I both have black hair. When she was making a crude joke, I realised that she thought people's pubic hair matched the colour of the hair on their head! We were in our early twenties at the time.

I guess it's perfectly logical, as people's body hair varies in colour, and she just hadn't seen the pubic hair of anyone who didn't have black hair.

I gave her a hard time about it for a few weeks, though.

Anon

I used to think that penises were little hot dogs with two walnuts.

— someone

Before this year when my school had a special program for kids in Year 6, I thought the urethra and the vagina were the same thing in women and were both called the vagina...... Go figure.

— Ure-what?

I thought pee-nis was pen-iss because if the PEN ISLAND joke.

Anon

Well, about two years ago, i touched my clitoris, but i didnt know what it was at the time. I started freaking out because i thought it was cancer haha. i finally looked online and figured it out.

Anon

when my younger brother was born 6 years ago i thought he has somthing wrong with him because i did not no boys had sacks as well as willys also when i was born my older brother of 6 years thought there was somthing wrong with me as i did not have a willy my mom had to explain boys and girls are diffrent

— chhheese

I know somebody who didn't know what testicles were until she was in the 7th grade

— I feel sorry for poor, naive, little Whitney

I used to beleve that when I would let go of my wee-wee someone would come by and snach it off,so I helled on to it evey where i when.

— lance roth

Funny story: When I was about 10, I went over to my aunt's house and my cousin and I started to watch music videos. These were the parody kind that make fun of singers or songs. A Britney Spears one came on where this pretty girl in a tight mini skirt and t-shirt was laying on a bed. There were lights leading up to her "landing site" as she was waving those airplane signal lights that landing traffikers use. She took a popular song and changed the lyrics into a song about airplanes. In school they taught us about girl and boy body parts... but they never really explained what they do with them. They also never explained that girls and guys really wanted to do it often either. Man, that was a rude awakening. Who wants to have a sex lesson by a mock Britney Spears when you're 10?

— Marissa

i used to belive that a man 4 sex stuck his head up a woman's vagina!stupid me!tee hee!

— Jennifer Crystal

When I was younger I used to think when people said 'balls' or 'nuts' they meant penis. So if someone got hit in the balls they were hit in the penis.

— Ariella

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