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I thought making out meant trying to see something (because of how people say "I can't quite make that out" or whatever)

— Bootlebat

When I was in Primary school about 6 years old I remember standing in the toilets waiting for a friend and this other girl was waiting next to me for her friend. I plucked up courage to ask her what 'that' is called between your legs and after some consideration she said her mummy told her it was called a 'lulu'!!! Oh my gosh I must have been 11 before I realised the real name and I stopped calling it a lulu, it's so funny looking back.

— SuNsHiNe*

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I used to believe your glans can fall of your penis when you pull down the foreskin (I'm not circumsized).

— blueskin

I have a friend called Emily and she believes that if she shaves her private parts and hides the hair under her pillow then a rabbit will take them away and give her money for them she has done this for years

— james

When I was young, I thought that the man sticks his penis higher than he actually does. I thought it went in where the clit was, afterall, that's the part of the woman that feels best when touched. I didn't understand that it gets touched no matter what. Well... women don't get the short end of the stick....

— marissa

when i was 10 someone told me that having sex with a man causes a girl's breasts to grow. but it didn't work. my belly became big before my breasts really started to grow.

— li'lmom

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I used to believe (ca. age 7-8) that everybody had a penis. I searched and searched a girl who I was babysat with to no avail....

— matt

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when i was a little tot like 3 or 4 i used to think a peenus was acualty called a weener.

— Sexakissa

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when I was younger I used to believe that my buddy's grandma's fat saggy juggs were just watermelons that were too ripe. crazy eh !

— Kyle

When I was about 6 or 7 I use to belive that boys or [men] did'nt have booty's only women did ha ha ha!!!!!!!

— Crazy

i used to beleve that every one had a penis

— tommy

When I was little my older brother was talking about how he saw a persons penis.I didn't know what i was, so when i was older i looked it up in the dictury and it said somthing that I thought was really wrong.then I said it to my older brother and he said it was wrong.Then he told me.I was very surpried at that!

Anon

When i was really little i used to call a vagina a fachina! i said that one time and my 14 year old brother was there. he wouldn't stop teasing me about for years!

— Bridget

I used to believe that only boys could be gay

— Shade

i used to think if u touched ur butt ur penis would fall off!!!!!

— What was i thinking

i used to believe that there was a stork that gave you your little baby

Anon

i used to think that viginas were a type of food that you eat

— re re

I used to believe that girls had only one hole for both peepee and, you know, the vagina.

Anon

I used to believe…

about 3 years ago, i thought you were supposed to have sex with people of the same gender!!
first shock: IM 16
second shock: MY FRIEND THOUGHT SO 2 AND WE TRIED IT
third shock:IM TELLING THE TRUTH

Anon

one day while in the car I picked up my mothers redbook magazine and started reading some article about sex.Well I got to this part that started talking about testicles. When i asked my mom what they were she just frowned and grabbed the mag away....I never learned what they were until about a year later

— melissa

I used to believe…

kiedyś wyobrażałem sobie że dziwczynki też mają penisy.

— kiev

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