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I used to believe that sex was a man putting his penis in a womans side (somehow) and small seeds would come out. Later I learned where the penis really went, but I still thought small seeds would come out of the penis.
Oh, and I thought the baby came out the butt.

Anon
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I used to believe that if someone masturbated they were raping themselves or having sex with themselves. I don't know how I came to that conclusion but I know I had only just learnt about sex.

Anon
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When I was little I used to think that the only times my parents had sex was when my mom got pregnant. So, I thought they had sex a total of 4 times!

Anon
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Until I was in 8th grade health, I didn't know that girls had 3 holes down there. I always thought that the penis went into the pee hole. I always imagined my pee hole being pulled and stretched open for the guy, or, during sex, it would open like a mouth and sorta eat the penis. I also thought that your poop babies out. I was shocked that I didn't know what I had down there.

Anon
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When he was a kid, my friend (who's gay) noticed that cats only mate with cats (and all cats are female) and dogs only mate with dogs (who are all male), so, of course, it was logical to him that, in humans, boys should only "mate" with boys and girls with girls. Makes sense to me! :-)

Janet the Pug
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I used to believe that every night when my parents slept together, they had sex. I also thought that if you had sex too much , your privates would fall off

Anon
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I used to believe that if i had sex my penis would fly off into another demintion and it would get eaten by dogs!X(

Poor Jack
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When i was little i used to think sex was when a man and woman made out under a blanket while they were naked.

raye
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When I was young I used to believe that in order to have sex the guy and the girl had to stick their genitals together.

Nora
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When I was 15 years old, my buddy and I told our girl friend that black people had black semen.. she believed it and asked a teacher in the middle of the class, the teacher said "No, they all have the same sperm colour.. believe me I know", that last part slipped and the teacher was blushing a lot and another girl asked if it was true that afrian-american people have longer members.. the teacher left the class in shame

Casey
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When I was little my mom told me that a prostitute was a woman who sold her body parts. I imagined her auctioning off an extra kidney or some tonsils.

Jen
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until i got to the 8th grade i thought boners was a type of bone that was in your leg so one day my teacher asked me what the long bone on the leg was i said "BONER" and that was a bad day for me

mrorangebritt
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One of my "theories" in grade school was that it was possible to have sex with all your clothes completely on. I think I imagined it, basically, as people frenching, but laying down side-by-side...yeah, I did [laughs]!! Wow, that's just silly, innit?

Helena
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when i was about 8 i heard the word "masterbater" and i thought is was the captain of a ship.

rachel
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Premature ejaculation was when you came before you reacher puberty

Anon
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In my family sex isn't really a talked about subject, so when I was younger (almost in high school) I thought sex was just a dirty thing perverted people did and had nothing to do with getting pregnant. I remember thinking I'd be so embarassed if I ever found out anyone in my family had ever had sex. By the way, my mum has seven children.

Sim
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i used to believe my parents didn't do it

mia,12
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When I was little, I believed that there was many different types of sex and that the main one was getting naked and rubbing your butts together, I thought this was just something adults did for fun, I didn't know the actual purpose for it.

Anon
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When I was young I went to a farm and to cows were, ahh, "having fun". A girl about my age told me that they were training for the circus. So every time I went to the zoo and I saw two animals "having fun", I would say "Look, they are training for the circus". This continued until 10 when i found out where babies REALLY came from.

Anon
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Back in the days of sex education, I was lead to believe that only teenagers could spread STDs because we were teenagers when this was taught to us and they never mentioned anything about adult married couples having them.

Queeny
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