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when i asked my cuzin what gay was he said guy on guy, so i thought gay ment a guy was sittin on another guys head!!!! ROTFL
I used to think that sex was when a boy and girl held hands for too long..... haha thats what my sister had told me!
Until I was 11 years old, I thought people only had sex in the bathroom. Doing it standing up and doggy-style. I have no idea why.
When me and my cousin were little, we believed that kissing someone with tongue is how you got a baby.
Up until I was about 12, I thought an 'Orgy' was when people got together and organized things.
When I was little, I used to watch adult shows with my perants and so I thought sex was just a man and a woman laying naked in a bed makeing-out on top of eachother.. lol
I used to believe that sex was a man putting his penis in a womans side (somehow) and small seeds would come out. Later I learned where the penis really went, but I still thought small seeds would come out of the penis.
Oh, and I thought the baby came out the butt.
I used to believe that if someone masturbated they were raping themselves or having sex with themselves. I don't know how I came to that conclusion but I know I had only just learnt about sex.
When I was little I used to think that the only times my parents had sex was when my mom got pregnant. So, I thought they had sex a total of 4 times!
Until I was in 8th grade health, I didn't know that girls had 3 holes down there. I always thought that the penis went into the pee hole. I always imagined my pee hole being pulled and stretched open for the guy, or, during sex, it would open like a mouth and sorta eat the penis. I also thought that your poop babies out. I was shocked that I didn't know what I had down there.
When he was a kid, my friend (who's gay) noticed that cats only mate with cats (and all cats are female) and dogs only mate with dogs (who are all male), so, of course, it was logical to him that, in humans, boys should only "mate" with boys and girls with girls. Makes sense to me! :-)
I used to believe that every night when my parents slept together, they had sex. I also thought that if you had sex too much , your privates would fall off
I used to believe that if i had sex my penis would fly off into another demintion and it would get eaten by dogs!X(
When i was little i used to think sex was when a man and woman made out under a blanket while they were naked.
When I was young I used to believe that in order to have sex the guy and the girl had to stick their genitals together.
When I was 15 years old, my buddy and I told our girl friend that black people had black semen.. she believed it and asked a teacher in the middle of the class, the teacher said "No, they all have the same sperm colour.. believe me I know", that last part slipped and the teacher was blushing a lot and another girl asked if it was true that afrian-american people have longer members.. the teacher left the class in shame
When I was little my mom told me that a prostitute was a woman who sold her body parts. I imagined her auctioning off an extra kidney or some tonsils.
until i got to the 8th grade i thought boners was a type of bone that was in your leg so one day my teacher asked me what the long bone on the leg was i said "BONER" and that was a bad day for me
One of my "theories" in grade school was that it was possible to have sex with all your clothes completely on. I think I imagined it, basically, as people frenching, but laying down side-by-side...yeah, I did [laughs]!! Wow, that's just silly, innit?
when i was about 8 i heard the word "masterbater" and i thought is was the captain of a ship.