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When I was young I used to believe that in order to have sex the guy and the girl had to stick their genitals together.
When I was 15 years old, my buddy and I told our girl friend that black people had black semen.. she believed it and asked a teacher in the middle of the class, the teacher said "No, they all have the same sperm colour.. believe me I know", that last part slipped and the teacher was blushing a lot and another girl asked if it was true that afrian-american people have longer members.. the teacher left the class in shame
When I was little my mom told me that a prostitute was a woman who sold her body parts. I imagined her auctioning off an extra kidney or some tonsils.
until i got to the 8th grade i thought boners was a type of bone that was in your leg so one day my teacher asked me what the long bone on the leg was i said "BONER" and that was a bad day for me
One of my "theories" in grade school was that it was possible to have sex with all your clothes completely on. I think I imagined it, basically, as people frenching, but laying down side-by-side...yeah, I did [laughs]!! Wow, that's just silly, innit?
when i was about 8 i heard the word "masterbater" and i thought is was the captain of a ship.
Premature ejaculation was when you came before you reacher puberty
In my family sex isn't really a talked about subject, so when I was younger (almost in high school) I thought sex was just a dirty thing perverted people did and had nothing to do with getting pregnant. I remember thinking I'd be so embarassed if I ever found out anyone in my family had ever had sex. By the way, my mum has seven children.
i used to believe my parents didn't do it
When I was little, I believed that there was many different types of sex and that the main one was getting naked and rubbing your butts together, I thought this was just something adults did for fun, I didn't know the actual purpose for it.
When I was young I went to a farm and to cows were, ahh, "having fun". A girl about my age told me that they were training for the circus. So every time I went to the zoo and I saw two animals "having fun", I would say "Look, they are training for the circus". This continued until 10 when i found out where babies REALLY came from.
Back in the days of sex education, I was lead to believe that only teenagers could spread STDs because we were teenagers when this was taught to us and they never mentioned anything about adult married couples having them.
I used to think that a penis was shaped like a cone with an opening at the end. To this day, i dont know where I would've come up with that image.
i used to believe that sex was just two people naked together rubbing against each other, i had no idea there was penetration involved until kids at school showed me porn and at first i thought it was some bizarre freakish fetish thing they were doing
One time, I was at a friend's house when her parents weren't home. She had a TiVo and said she recorded Sex And The City on it and wanted to show me a funny part. In it, one of the main characters called someone up and asked if they wanted to "wrestle". We spent at least a half hour watching the clip of her and him "wrestling" trying to decided whether she was training for a match or if it was fun. We decided she didn't like it because she was screaming so much.
Also, after that she told me that that lady was going to get HIV. I didn't know what that was, and when I asked she told me it was disease you got from having sex too much that killed you. I was so scared, because I thought "having sex" was kissing someone, and I had kissed boys before! I thought I was going to die for a week.
When I was little I thought that when you french kiss someone you were having sex. I would always be amazed that they would show people "having sex" on tv!
I used to believe that the word Orgasm meant what "organism" really meant...Science class in 5th grade was quite an embarrasment for me.
When I was about 6 I asked my mom what 69 meant, she told me it was another word for the black and white yin yang symbol. I thought 69 was a yin yang for years, I always wondered why people talked about it like it was a bad thing.
when i was about 7, my friend told me thatsex was a guy & a girl skinny dippying together. I thought that until i was about 11, and an older friend told me.... a bit embbarressing(sp?)
When I was about 12 my friend at church suddenly remembered what everyone at her elementary school had thought sex was. In the first grade some little boy had said that sex was when a guy and a girl peed inside one another. I nearly wet myself laughing at the thought because by then I knew what sex really was, but part of me actually believed her until she told me it was wrong, despite my knowledge.