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When i was little, before i even knew what an erection was, i used to think that I'd have to tuck all of my hanging parts inside and pee to make babies
Charlie
i used to believe the saying go **** yourself met go have sex with yourself\masterbathe
anonoymous
I was VERY confused about the mechanics of having safe sex up until l was in junior high. I had always envisioned it as a man and a woman that just stood there in this white room with a lot of fog and they had to have this big, white, cylinder-shaped paper contraption that connected them at the waist. oh and they weren't touching. at all. like there were at least several feet between them.
jen
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I thought parents had sex only one time, right after they got married. In fact, I pictured it happening in a stall of the restroom of the Mormon temple where the wedding had just taken place. I was shocked to learn both of the activity's frequency and its close physical proximity to my own bedroom.
Chris Bigelow
when i was 7 or 8 i though sex was when u took off all of your clothes and got in bed with somebody and went to sleep. i didn' t think u did anything, just went to sleep naked with someone! lol
confused
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I believed that oral contraception meant talking your way out of it x]
Stupid
I Used To Believe That Having Sex Ment Laying In Bed Naked...
Chrissy
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I used to believe that you could only have phone sex in a phone booth.
I think that this was because I saw some article about it, and there was a picture of a phone booth or something.
So whenever someone would talk about having phone sex, I would imagine it being late at night, and them sneaking off to a phone booth to call someone for phone sex.
I thought this was riddiculous since we all had cell phones...
Ches
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I used to think protestants and prostitutes where sort of the same thing, not quite knowing what prostitutes really were i used to wonder how there could be a whole religion about 'women who have sex for money'
enel
When I was little I thought there was two different types of sex. Regular sex, and "Nakedly Sex". I thought that Sex was just making out, and Nakedly Sex was making out with your clothes off.
Andrea
I used to believe that sex was laying in bed together.
suzy
When I was around 12 years old and first learned about homosexual men, I couldn't figure out how they would have sex. I finally decided that Man #1 would somehow put his penis inside the pee hole of Man #2, as if it were a vagina. I seemed even more strange and awkward that regular sex!
1More DumbKid
On our honeymoon, my husband told me that he used to believe that when and man and a woman have sex, neither one of them has to move. The man just sits there inside her, and her insides do all of the work. He deffinately found out that its not true.
Kaylee G.
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When I heard my brother describe a man and woman's reproductive organs as the hot dog and the bun, I developed a picture in my mind that that's how a man and a woman had sex: The man's penis would just lay on the outside of the woman, like a hot dog in a bun.
Kaylee G.
When I was a little kid, I thought that people had sex by going to the bathroom on each other. I have NO idea what sick, perverted thing I saw that would lead me to think that. To this day I still stop and sadly shake my head at myself when I think of that.
When i got my first yeast infection i thought i transmitted a sexual disease...cause i kissed a boy...i didnt tell my mom for soooo long and then it got really bad and i went to her crying telling her i wouldnt live much longer and explaining my reasons...and she took me to the doctors and i said i was sorry like 50 times to the doctor and she just looked at me like i was retarded...
sweet Spirit
I used to believe that when you masturbated, you bleed. How wierd, that's why I never tried it.
Cris
when i was about 15 years old i saw an comedian on tv which he was bitching about his wife who was spending too much money he said: 'with ten of these meals i can afford Yab Yum.'
I thought Yab Yum was a very expensive restaurant.
Later at an family dinner (it was my grandma's birthday) we went to a nice restaurant. Feeling quite the comedian i tried the same joke. My cousin started laughing at me.
But not in the way i thought he would....
turned out Yab Yum is a Brothel in amsterdam
ignorant dutch guy
I remember when I was maybe 10 or 11 I heard the word "rape". I didn't know what it was, but I'd seen people talking about it on TV. I always thought that it was when a man stuck a knife up a girl's 'hole'. I was always terrified it was going to happen to me-not because of the emotional grief, but because it would hurt like heck! I'm 13 now, and know better. Haha.
I remember once I counted to 10 in Latin in kindergarten (for my own amusement, we weren't actually LEARNING to count to 10 in Latin.) Since the Latin for 6 is "sex", I remember some kids told me I said a "bad word" when I got to 6, and said "sex" in place of 6. I didn't understand what the big deal was, after all 6 is just a number so how could it be bad?! I thought these kids were just making up lies to scare me.
Also, in case yer wonderin' (not that you are), I was one of the many children who asked one of his parents how babies are made. They told me it's when "a mommy and daddy love each other very much". It never occurred to me they had to get naked in order to do this, and when I found that out at about age 10, I was pretty grossed out.
Spencer
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