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i used to believe sex was a tipe of cake in chinese.

pinkytoes
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Ok, Well my best friend and I are both 15 so this is kinda sad. For English I a couple of weeks ago we had to come up with sayings you'd put on those candy heart things. Well, we could share them with the class. When it got to my friend, she said shag me. Well, they weren't supposed to be sex related and my English teachers eyes got HUGE. She looked at my friend and asked her if she knew what shag me meant. When my friend answered she said yeah it means kiss me. She didn't believe it meant have sex with me until the teacher told her.

Anon
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When I was about four, I heard my parents use the word sex and asked what it was. They were pretty direct and told me it was when a man puts his penis into a woman's vagina. The trouble? At this point I wasn't aware that the vagina was a hole (despite being a girl) or that penises could become erect, let alone able to intuit that any movement would be involved in this. So, my mental picture of sex was very weird for a while. Needless to say, I had no idea how someone came up with it or why people would want to do it.

Anon
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When i was like 5-6 mayb I used to think sex in general was illegal.

Adam
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I believed that sex was a bad word just like saying the f word or shit.

I also thought that if a boy got on top of a girl and humped her that was sex but their clothes had to be on.

Anon
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When I was little, I happen to take my dad's porno video. As I watched it, at the very end of each sex scene, I would see a guy shoot out something white every time. I used to think that the penis was sucking all the juice out of the vagina and shooting it out.

Samuel
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When i was in third grade, when people would fart and i would say "i didn't do it" and the kids in my class would laugh and say "do it! haha" i didnt figure out that they were talking about having sex for a couple of years

poor little third grader
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I used to belive that if you touched a woman's urethra during sex she would urinate all over your penis.

Ollie
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When I was about 6 or 7 , I was told by my cousin the facts of life , which confirmed other things I was told. He went on to tell me that my testes ( not the word he used ) was where my "baby makers " , came from , and when I put them in a woman , she will have my baby.
I had no idea how to get my testes in a woman , and I wondered where they would open up at.

Gar
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When I was young and I heard a guy say to another guy on a show "You were kissing her ass all week", I thought kissing ass meant literally kissing ass, so I thought the show was very sexual.

Anon
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When I was 12 years old, I heard people at school using the phrase "Sex up the ass" I thought it meant putting your head up someone's ass and then having sex...

Mamo
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my sister had to give me the old "sex talk" and made me belive that the "female part" is thriving with desease,bugs, and razor blades..what she didn't know wuz i already had dun it..but after that "talk" i went a year straight without any..DON"T ASK SCIENTIST ABOUT SEX

Anon
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top belief!

When I was little, I asked my mother what an orgasm felt like. She said it felt like "shivers all over your body." For a long time after that, whenever I was watching cartoons and got goosebumps, I believed I was having an orgasm.

Anon
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When me and my friend were small we always used to ask each other how we wanted to have sex.
wether you wanted to do it in your bra and under wear, naked or hump (yes we didnt know wat that was either)

B&B
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i always wondered why we have belly button, i kept thinking about it and later i thought like that is how you have sex, like both the belly buttons stick together.. and you make baby so what ladies have big belly.

raja
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I was about 9 and was watching "Sister Sister" on Disney Channel and one of them was complaining about not going to the Halloween Rave (like a party). In the end, they snuck into it without their parent's consent b/c it was a late late late party. When they got there, everyone was dancing and there was silly string everywhere. It was total chaos. FAST FOWARD: I heard the word "rape" on the news, and since it sounded a lot like rave, I thought they were the same thing, but I did know what rape was. I was sooooo surprised that the Disney Channel had that dirty stuff on it. I also was scared that If i went to a party, I would get raped with silly string. I was scared and shocked until I looked rave up in the dictionary.

Catalina
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I first saw the word "porn" in someone's AIM profile when I was about 10. It was a dialogue with one of those robots like Zola, and I thought porn was the same as corn, except purple. So I looked it up on Google and I got some nasty pictures. Then, I discovered the dictionary

corn with a p is bad
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When I was in pre-school I thought sex was a noun a lolly-pop. So one day I came to school and told my friend "I have sex do you want some" Ha Ha

Richelle
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top belief!

When I was about 8 or 9 (and knew about sex but didn't understand it very well), my friends and I were watching TV with no adults around and there was a scene where a man threw a woman on the floor and tore her blouse open. The scene cut away to another one that showed her naked and crying. One of my friends said "that's rape." So for a while after that, I believed that "rape" was when a man tore off a woman's clothes in order to steal them! I thought the woman was crying because the man stole her favorite outfit.

Kate
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I used to believe sex was a game only adults could play to make the kids mad
its stupid i know

Shada
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