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When I was little, my mom made me watch lots of sex education shows. On one, I must have listened selectively as erections were described. I understood they made the penis larger just fine, but I also got the impression that their effect was cumulative. I made it my mission that day to get as many erections as I could - possibly as many as eleven!
When i was young, i always watched my mom playing sims, and i always thought sex was just getting in bed and rolling around-fully clothed. I remember i "pleasured" myself thinking about doing that too. Also i had no idea what a testicle was until i was about 12 and that one picture of jesus or whatnot, i always thought he split his penis in half
When my sister was 4 or 5, she walked in on my parents when they were having sex (possibly oral sex). My mother told her that she was checking my dad for pin-worms. She believed that until she found out what sex was.
When I was little, around nine or ten, I was at my cousin's house and he was looking at porn. He didn't care that I was in the room. In the picture, the two girls in it were playing with a dildo, but it was flesh colored and slightly transparent, and I thought it was a body part or organ or something that they took out from inside of them and were playing with.
I was really freaked out around girls for a while.
when I was young, I didnt know that a man had to stick his penis in the vagina to have sex. I thought they just rubbed their penis on the vagina, and that was it, I didnt even know there was a hole down there!
I had a friend as a child that me sperm was green. I actually believed this into my late teens......
For a long time, I thought that sperm was red juice, until i learned in health class
When I was about five or six I had a friend who lived next door. She was three years older than me and knew a lot about sex from her school friends. She always put these ridiculous ideas in my head about what happened during sex. In fact on several occasions things she'd told me had gotten me in trouble.
I don't exactly remember this, but my mother told me that when I was around that age, we were going to go out somewhere, and my parents were trying to get dressed in their room. I kept trying to go in, and finally my mom opened the door and said, ''Can we please have a little privacy?!'' I told her, ''I know what privacy means. Privacy means sex.''
i used to believe sex was a tipe of cake in chinese.
Ok, Well my best friend and I are both 15 so this is kinda sad. For English I a couple of weeks ago we had to come up with sayings you'd put on those candy heart things. Well, we could share them with the class. When it got to my friend, she said shag me. Well, they weren't supposed to be sex related and my English teachers eyes got HUGE. She looked at my friend and asked her if she knew what shag me meant. When my friend answered she said yeah it means kiss me. She didn't believe it meant have sex with me until the teacher told her.
When I was about four, I heard my parents use the word sex and asked what it was. They were pretty direct and told me it was when a man puts his penis into a woman's vagina. The trouble? At this point I wasn't aware that the vagina was a hole (despite being a girl) or that penises could become erect, let alone able to intuit that any movement would be involved in this. So, my mental picture of sex was very weird for a while. Needless to say, I had no idea how someone came up with it or why people would want to do it.
When i was like 5-6 mayb I used to think sex in general was illegal.
I believed that sex was a bad word just like saying the f word or shit.
I also thought that if a boy got on top of a girl and humped her that was sex but their clothes had to be on.
When I was little, I happen to take my dad's porno video. As I watched it, at the very end of each sex scene, I would see a guy shoot out something white every time. I used to think that the penis was sucking all the juice out of the vagina and shooting it out.
When i was in third grade, when people would fart and i would say "i didn't do it" and the kids in my class would laugh and say "do it! haha" i didnt figure out that they were talking about having sex for a couple of years
I used to belive that if you touched a woman's urethra during sex she would urinate all over your penis.
When I was about 6 or 7 , I was told by my cousin the facts of life , which confirmed other things I was told. He went on to tell me that my testes ( not the word he used ) was where my "baby makers " , came from , and when I put them in a woman , she will have my baby.
I had no idea how to get my testes in a woman , and I wondered where they would open up at.
When I was young and I heard a guy say to another guy on a show "You were kissing her ass all week", I thought kissing ass meant literally kissing ass, so I thought the show was very sexual.
When I was 12 years old, I heard people at school using the phrase "Sex up the ass" I thought it meant putting your head up someone's ass and then having sex...
my sister had to give me the old "sex talk" and made me belive that the "female part" is thriving with desease,bugs, and razor blades..what she didn't know wuz i already had dun it..but after that "talk" i went a year straight without any..DON"T ASK SCIENTIST ABOUT SEX