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I used to believe sex was a game only adults could play to make the kids mad
its stupid i know
Last Sunday my dad made us rake the backyard, and it took hours. It was me, my brother, and my sister, and when we're with eachother for too long, we start to annoy eachother. I kept immitating Michael Jackson to my brother (who's name is also Michael, haha) and he got really mad at me. I asked him if he wanted to smack me, and he said "YES" and I told him smack that means sex, because of the song "Smack That" by Akon. I gave him the song to listen to, and now he's just too grossed out to hit me, because he thinks if he smacks me, he's having sex with whatever part of me he hits.
when i was about five i thought that sex was when a women gets on top of a man and starts jumping
When I was a kid I used to read in the bible about how: "Humans should not lie with animals" as the bible put it. When I asked my parents what this meant they told me it was bestiality; having sex with an animal. I didn't know what sex was, so for a while I was worried about lying on the same bed with my kitty. Weird!
I already knew about sex, as I was in 6th grade, and a smart kid, but my mom told my dad to finally give me "the birds and the bees" talk. So he came up to me and said "There's birds, there's bees, and there's women... choose the latter."
when i was 5 or so a found a tube of ky jelly in my parents bedroom i asked my mom what it was for she said it was for my dad's back(he had back problems) this made sense 'cause i would some times hear moanings from their room in the middle of the night.
When i was little i thought you had sex in the woman's mouth and the woman would swallow the sperm and a baby would grow in her tummy and after awhile the baby would come out the other end like the process of eating food
When I heard my brother use the word "dildo", he told me it referred to the dough for our mother's dill bread recipie. It made sense to me that "dill bread" came from "dill dough". I can't believe that I bought his story. He still laughs about it decades later.
I used to think that penetration in sex was optional. Like a move that you COULD do, but didn't have to.
When I was younger I used to believe that "practicing safe sex" meant before you had sex to first practice having sex, but do it with your clothes on first and make sure you do it "safely" so it went right, so when you did it there weren't any "problems".
I never knew that there was a hole inside the vagina and thought the man put his penis on the clit and rubbed it about a bit and that was sex, i thought this until i was about 14. The shame!
i used to believe that you could only have sex once, then your penis was chopped of. That was how girls where made. i discovered this was wrong.
When I was little, I used to think people had sex with eachother just by sitting naked in the bed kissing.
When I was in 6th grade the older brother of one of my friends told us that when you took Sex Education in High School you had to screw a dummy in front of the rest of the class. We believed him and worried about it for years.
I used to think that a man and woman had sex by rolling around in bed together.
So I was afraid to have sleepovers with my boy cousin
when i was around 15-18 i thought that the vagina was a piece of stretched skin that was all the way tucked into the anus. and i thought that because i only seen the front. before that i was about eight and i was watching the tv guide channel and there was a show called erotic "something" and when i changed it there i saw a women show the full vagina with the labia and everything and i changed it back right away and i was trying to make out how it looks but i started thinking that the inside was like mixed sausages! lol
One day when I was in the 3rd grade or so, I was bored and I told my mother I didn't have anybody to play with. She told me to go outside and play with myself! I told her "I can't do that! Sister Margaret Mary told us that it was a mortal sin to play with myself and I'll go to hell forever!"
My mother was speechless. For once.
When I was about oh 5 or 6 I had "The Talk" I was terrified and didn't want to get married because I thought that I would be forced to have sex everying single day for the rest of my life.
I used to think that when guys ejaculated, it was microscopic, because I knew that sperm were too small to see, and didn't know that they ejaculate semen, not just sperm
when i first heard about how sex works, i was afraid to try it with a girl. i thought there was only one hole and would get peed on