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When I was little, I asked my mother what an orgasm felt like. She said it felt like "shivers all over your body." For a long time after that, whenever I was watching cartoons and got goosebumps, I believed I was having an orgasm.
When me and my friend were small we always used to ask each other how we wanted to have sex.
wether you wanted to do it in your bra and under wear, naked or hump (yes we didnt know wat that was either)
i always wondered why we have belly button, i kept thinking about it and later i thought like that is how you have sex, like both the belly buttons stick together.. and you make baby so what ladies have big belly.
I was about 9 and was watching "Sister Sister" on Disney Channel and one of them was complaining about not going to the Halloween Rave (like a party). In the end, they snuck into it without their parent's consent b/c it was a late late late party. When they got there, everyone was dancing and there was silly string everywhere. It was total chaos. FAST FOWARD: I heard the word "rape" on the news, and since it sounded a lot like rave, I thought they were the same thing, but I did know what rape was. I was sooooo surprised that the Disney Channel had that dirty stuff on it. I also was scared that If i went to a party, I would get raped with silly string. I was scared and shocked until I looked rave up in the dictionary.
I first saw the word "porn" in someone's AIM profile when I was about 10. It was a dialogue with one of those robots like Zola, and I thought porn was the same as corn, except purple. So I looked it up on Google and I got some nasty pictures. Then, I discovered the dictionary
When I was in pre-school I thought sex was a noun a lolly-pop. So one day I came to school and told my friend "I have sex do you want some" Ha Ha
When I was about 8 or 9 (and knew about sex but didn't understand it very well), my friends and I were watching TV with no adults around and there was a scene where a man threw a woman on the floor and tore her blouse open. The scene cut away to another one that showed her naked and crying. One of my friends said "that's rape." So for a while after that, I believed that "rape" was when a man tore off a woman's clothes in order to steal them! I thought the woman was crying because the man stole her favorite outfit.
I used to believe sex was a game only adults could play to make the kids mad
its stupid i know
Last Sunday my dad made us rake the backyard, and it took hours. It was me, my brother, and my sister, and when we're with eachother for too long, we start to annoy eachother. I kept immitating Michael Jackson to my brother (who's name is also Michael, haha) and he got really mad at me. I asked him if he wanted to smack me, and he said "YES" and I told him smack that means sex, because of the song "Smack That" by Akon. I gave him the song to listen to, and now he's just too grossed out to hit me, because he thinks if he smacks me, he's having sex with whatever part of me he hits.
when i was about five i thought that sex was when a women gets on top of a man and starts jumping
When I was a kid I used to read in the bible about how: "Humans should not lie with animals" as the bible put it. When I asked my parents what this meant they told me it was bestiality; having sex with an animal. I didn't know what sex was, so for a while I was worried about lying on the same bed with my kitty. Weird!
I already knew about sex, as I was in 6th grade, and a smart kid, but my mom told my dad to finally give me "the birds and the bees" talk. So he came up to me and said "There's birds, there's bees, and there's women... choose the latter."
when i was 5 or so a found a tube of ky jelly in my parents bedroom i asked my mom what it was for she said it was for my dad's back(he had back problems) this made sense 'cause i would some times hear moanings from their room in the middle of the night.
When i was little i thought you had sex in the woman's mouth and the woman would swallow the sperm and a baby would grow in her tummy and after awhile the baby would come out the other end like the process of eating food
When I heard my brother use the word "dildo", he told me it referred to the dough for our mother's dill bread recipie. It made sense to me that "dill bread" came from "dill dough". I can't believe that I bought his story. He still laughs about it decades later.
I used to think that penetration in sex was optional. Like a move that you COULD do, but didn't have to.
When I was younger I used to believe that "practicing safe sex" meant before you had sex to first practice having sex, but do it with your clothes on first and make sure you do it "safely" so it went right, so when you did it there weren't any "problems".
I never knew that there was a hole inside the vagina and thought the man put his penis on the clit and rubbed it about a bit and that was sex, i thought this until i was about 14. The shame!
i used to believe that you could only have sex once, then your penis was chopped of. That was how girls where made. i discovered this was wrong.
When I was little, I used to think people had sex with eachother just by sitting naked in the bed kissing.