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When I was in 6th grade the older brother of one of my friends told us that when you took Sex Education in High School you had to screw a dummy in front of the rest of the class. We believed him and worried about it for years.
I used to think that a man and woman had sex by rolling around in bed together.
So I was afraid to have sleepovers with my boy cousin
when i was around 15-18 i thought that the vagina was a piece of stretched skin that was all the way tucked into the anus. and i thought that because i only seen the front. before that i was about eight and i was watching the tv guide channel and there was a show called erotic "something" and when i changed it there i saw a women show the full vagina with the labia and everything and i changed it back right away and i was trying to make out how it looks but i started thinking that the inside was like mixed sausages! lol
One day when I was in the 3rd grade or so, I was bored and I told my mother I didn't have anybody to play with. She told me to go outside and play with myself! I told her "I can't do that! Sister Margaret Mary told us that it was a mortal sin to play with myself and I'll go to hell forever!"
My mother was speechless. For once.
When I was about oh 5 or 6 I had "The Talk" I was terrified and didn't want to get married because I thought that I would be forced to have sex everying single day for the rest of my life.
I used to think that when guys ejaculated, it was microscopic, because I knew that sperm were too small to see, and didn't know that they ejaculate semen, not just sperm
when i first heard about how sex works, i was afraid to try it with a girl. i thought there was only one hole and would get peed on
When i was little i thought the guy alwasy on to be on top (litterally) to have sex becuase i thought the vaginia was just a round hole on the bottom of a girls stomache.
As a child adults kept complaining about how much sex there was. They were probably talking about on tv or something, but I didn't make the connection. To solve this problem I decided I would follow what I called the "6 to 6 Factor" which meant when I "grew up and got married" I would only have sex between 6 p.m. and 6 a.m. That way it would be dark and no one would know, so adults couldn't complain.
When I was little, I picked up some information about things called 'sex toys'. Not knowing about sex at the time, I imagined them like a baby's or a dog's chew toy, but sex toys were for another species named 'sex'.
I learned otherwise when we were naming all the animals in preschool and I said, "I know an animal! Sex!"
When I was in kindergarten, Magic Johnson had come out saying he had AIDS. I asked my mom how one got AIDS and she told me it was from sleeping with someone of the same sex. I started to freak out because I had spent the night with my girl-friend the other night at a slumber party. I was convinced I had AIDS.
When I was younger I used to think sexy ment a person who has sex alot. So when I found a people magazine which had a picture of Johnny Depp on it and words next to saying The Worlds Sexiest man alive I started freaking out.
when i was 6, i asked my mom about sex, because i heard it on tv. she tried to explain it in words i would understand, but made it worse. she said, "when a boy gets excited, a liquid comes out of his peepee", and other main points. after that, everytime i would play outside and get really excited about playing, i would have to pee. i thought that was sex.
I used to believe that lesbians were camels and always associated them with that Joe Cool cigarette camel. I don't know how I mixed them up. Weird kid.
Never having heard the word before, my first impression of the word 'heterosexual' was that is was a person attracted to gay people of the opposite sex.
In 4th grade, my friend Jesse told me that if sperm went anywhere outside the vagina, it would turn black and kill you.
Where the hell did she get that?
I thought that if you had sex before you were 16 (age of consent), you would get AIDS.
For a long time, I didn't know that guys got erections, so I thought that during sex, their penis would still be pointing down. Because of that, I couldn't envision how people could have sex. I'd seen sex scenes in movies where the guy would be on top of the gal, but I came to the conclusion that people just did that for a little while before having sex, and then they'd get into a new position where they'd lie with their heads at opposite ends of the bed, and would both move their legs apart really far and scoot close enough so that they guy could get inside her. I thought it was this huge physical feat.
When I was in 5th or 6th grade, I used to believe that an orgasm was the female equivalent of an erection... guys had erections, and girls had orgasms...
When,as a youngster, I first learned a man had to insert his penis into a woman to make a baby. I accepted this and thought they only did it when they wanted a baby. When I first found a condom and it was explained to me that a man would put it on his penis so he could have sex with a woman just for enjoyment and not make babies, I was totally dumbfounded and thought this was a very naughty and wicked thing to do. Later in life I used them just like most others and found they wern't so naughty after all.
a friend of mine was told by his older brother that girls had teeth in their genitals, and if he has sex, they would bite him... A good way to put off the first time!