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I had a very interesting idea of sex when I was younger. I thought that a man and a woman would go to sleep in the same bed (hence, 'sleeping together) and then at some point during the night the man's penis would make its way over to the female. I thought it stayed there for the rest of the night, and in the morning you would have to carefully take it out. I also thought that the woman's privates could close and open, and so could the mans. When they wanted to have sex, they would open.This was reinforced by the
Howie Day song, Collide which I thought was about sex.
The dawn is breaking
A light shining through
You're barely waking
And I'm tangled up in you
I'm open, you're closed
Where I follow, you'll go
I worry I won't see your face
Light up again
I thought Howie Day was a very dirty man, singing about this. He was saying that after having sex, after many tries he wakes up and is 'tangled up' inside of the woman. And I thought that a lot of the time when he wanted to have sex with this woman, she was closed, but he was open.
What a sicko this Howie Day guy is!!!!
I heard that sex felt good when i was little so i i thought u got tickeld.Then i told my friend and in class she was tickeling a boy.She got took out because when she was tickeling him it was disturbing them from there school work.So the teacher said what were you doing and she said having sex.LOL
i used to believe that when you had a tug or a w*nk it made you go blind
I once heard my parents having sex in the bedroom, and walked in on them, and thought they were playing a fun game ! The next day i kept asking if i could play next time !!! LOL
When i was about 14(im 17now)My Sex-ed teacher had all these pictures of positions in sex.The doggy stlye Scared me the most though because i thought i would turn into a dog or somthing.My friends Fixed me
When I stole my big sister's sex ed class book, around 1st grade or so, our book described orgasms as "waves of nice feelings washing over couples' bodies during the peak feeling of sexual intercourse" or something along those lines. Well, being the genius kid i was, i thought the only way to have sex was underwater, and the reason people breathed hard during it was because they had to come up for air. If you thought that was weird, heres the kookyest part: there were little "sex crabs" that lived under the sand in the ocean and monitored the couples sex and told the water "They're ready" when the couple was at its peak feeling in sex. Then a huge wave of nice, warm, good feeling water washed over the couple. I was very strange...
anyway i thought when ppl hv sex they are supposed to lie face to face on a bed, and it would take the whole night. and when people say "on top" i thought it was meant literally. so i thought "shouldnt girls be on top because they are lighter?"
I used to think that when you had sex all the penis did is go back and forth and somehow the sperm found their way up lol
last time we girls used to say "its unfair. girls have periods but guys dont!" then someone told us guys have wet dreams. i thought that it was something like they wet their beds (urine) uncontrollably and it happens on a regular basis (just like periods)
when i was young i thought that masturbation was just thinking about sex
Almost as far back as I can remember, I knew what sex was. I'm not even sure how I learned about it, or when. But despite how young I was when this knowledge was imparted upon me, up until my mid teens, I STILL believed that my parents were 'talking' when they locked everyone out of their bedroom. I seriously couldn't understand why my father would get so angry when I distrubed them! I suppose I was in denial, and was refusing to consider the possiblity that my parents of all people would do such a thing. Never mind that they had three children, so they must have done it at some point...
When I was about 9 my I over heard my parents talking about sex and I asked them and they started going through the birds and the bees talk, and for awhile I thought birds and bees had sex together, and always wondered what the babies were going to look like.
I didn't know what masturbation was until 8th grade. I was always a geeky kid and for some reason I thought it was related to chemistry...perhaps some method of mixing chemicals. I discovered how very wrong I was when a boy asked me if I masturbated, and I replied, "No, I haven't learned how to do that yet. Maybe Mr. Blevins will teach us."
By the time I was 5, I had figured out that in order to produce a baby the "daddy parts" somehow had to touch the "mommy parts". I was very confused as to how this occurred though, as I believed that the daddy and the mommy had to lie down on the floor butt to butt, and that this action would trigger the "baby making switch". Furthermore, I thought the "daddy parts" were pointy like a knife, but with a bee stinger at the end...that was how I rationalized the strange noises I sometimes heard from my parents' room at night.
When i was 5 years old, i had a 15 year old brother and he was always trying to teach me innappropriate things. Once he said something about sex, but i got the wrong idea and i thought sex was a food.
One day, my mom asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
I said, "I want sex!"
At about 10 years old, I understood the concept of 'gay' people. I'd heard the word 'homosexual', and knew what it meant. However, I'd never encountered the word 'heterosexual' and thought it was another word for 'lesbian'. In school once, we were told that some of us might be homosexual and others heterosexual. I raised my hand and said: 'So, we'll all like people of the same gender?'
Up until my freshman year of highschool I didn't know sex involved penetration. I just thought the people rubbed really hard back and forth. What was I thinking?
Because my parents would always turn the channel or remove me from the room if a sex scene ever came on T.V., I thought that sex was this awful thing that my parents were trying to keep out of the house. I thought that if you had sex, you would go to hell. Then one day, I accidentally walked in on my parents having sex, and I was so convinced that they were going to hell that I cried for hours. My mom decided to have "the sex talk" with me at somewhat of a young age because of this. I now have a baby of my own, and I plan on taking a different approach.
I used to beleive that sex involved a man and a woman lying in bed naked and the man would pee a little...and I wondered why men would want to do that so much.
I also thought that guys wanted sex so they could have kids...it's exactly the opposite, however.
And I also thought that masturbation was rubbing your hands together
When I was about 6 or 7, I had a toy doctor's kit that included some patient's details forms. I filled one in, + in the section for 'sex' I put 'none'.
When my Mother questioned me about this, I said 'Oh, I thought it was asking if I had a boyfriend.'
She looked a bit taken aback.