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When I was very young, I thought being a Lesbian meant the same thing as being Iranian, as in...from another country. So I could not understand the news on tv being so upset about these women coming from the country Lesbia. My girlfriend laughs about the irony.
Adrianne Loves Tonya
When My Brother was 9, (I am ten years older then him) he over heard my uncle telling me a dirty joke he heard the word Orgasim and piped up, "I saw an alien have one of them on T.v" We later found out he thought it was the same as an autopsy, and had told his teacher all about it...
top belief!
When I was in the 6th grade I heard my sister talking about catching some guy watching her and her friend and masturbating in his car to a magazine. I thought that "masturbating" was like comparing with envy, or coveting (the reason I thought it was bad). Several months later I decided to impress my family members with my vocabulary by telling them I felt like I was masturbating over another girl's cello because I was tired of the violin. Needless to say, they corrected me quickly.
anon
When I was younger, I used to think that when a man and a woman had sex, the man had to be on top for it to work. Why? Because I thought that even when the penis was hard, it stayed in the same position and did not stick up, the man just layed on top of the woman and the sperm trickled in to the womans vagina.
Amanda
i thought with sex woman were the only ones who felt pleasure, i was convinced of that. i always wondered why men wanted it so much but then i found out by porn and a cuple questions from my best friends.
samantha
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My parents had one of those "70's 'Joy of Sex' books where the illustrations were black and white drawings of people in every sexual position imaginable. I was about five and madly into colouring when I stumbled across it on their bookshelf. Well, I believed that this was a whacked out colouring book that I hadn't got my hands on yet and proceeded to get my felts and crayons and colour some choice illustrations. Oddly enough I never heard about it, but I'm sure I definitely ruined the mood!
albertine
I used to always believe only guys can masterbate...but now we all know better.
dumb girl
when i was younger (8) we found a dog in our backyard. well i was climbing my slide and the dog came and jumped on my leg. i thought he was hugging me. i was so excited, that it loved me. at dinner that day, i wanted to show my mom. i said come here boy, and i stuck out my leg. the dog came and "hugged" my leg again. my sister was soo>>> jealous of me. then my mom told me what it was REALLY doing... i kicked the dog and would hit it whenever it came close to me!!! Gross... huh?
erikks
When I was about 9, I read somewhere that a good girl won't let herself be touched by a man, otherwise she would get pregnant. That became a big problem for me since I didn't know how to avoid "a man's touch". The day after as I entered school I bumped into a classmate, and gosh I thought I was pregnant. What shall I do now? My immediate problem was to choose a proper name for my child!!!
Alice
i got a job at publix when i was 21, my nephew was about 9 he was looking at my application i was filling out he says to his mom when we got home he is never gonna work at publix she said why, he replies they want to know youre name , address, phone number , if youre married but why do they need to know if youre having sex, i said no they want to know if youre male or female, he said wow i bet youre glad then auntie cause boy you know nana would be mad at you if she found out you were having sex
carrie
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When I was a kid all I had heard about sex was that it hurt, so i thought that the guys penis had a stinger on the end of it, and that he would run around stinging you with it untill you were pregnant... I was very scared of every ever having sex for many years after that.
Tana
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My belief is one simple and wide-spread among youngest children: I believed that after I was born, my parents never had sex again. Oh, no - but unlike other kids, this, I could verify.
From infancy to adolesence, due to a very strong fear of aliens abducting me in my sleep, ghosts killing me, and other such things, I slept in my parents' bed. Obviously, if I was in the bed with them, my parents couldn't do anything, right? End of story. No hanky-panky there.
I blissfully went on believing this until the age of sixteen, when my dad dropped the bombshell: when he and my mom wanted to..."get it on", for lack of a better term, they would slip me NyQuil to make sure that I slept the night in my own proper bed and wouldn't interrupt them!
He told me this when I was behind the wheel of a thousand-pound SUV, too. He was lucky I didn't cause an 18-year pile-up.
A Tylonol Girl From Now On
I'm 14, and I know all about condoms and stuff now , but when I was about 8 or 9 and i hadnt realt talked about it yet, I would read magazines that would always say use protection. Back then I didnt know what sex was, so i thought they meant keep your clothes on. i thought this because i thought kissing was really having sex.
14 year old
One day in middle school I was in science class and the teacher was randomly calling on people to read aloud from a book the class was reading together. He called on me and I began reading. When I came to the word "organism" I accidentally said "orgasm." I was so embarrassed - I just wanted to crawl under a rock and hide!
I don't know why, but when I was 10 years old, and didn't know what sex exactly was, I pictured it as a girl in her underwear and a bra doing a body roll like in a dance. I thought that if a man and a woman did this together at the exact same time, they were having sex. And if they touched torsos, the woman would be pregnant.
Later that year, I learned what it really was. I was close, right?
Pokey the Penguin
When I was young I thought sex was just kissing.When I saw my sister kiss someone I told my mom that my sister had sex.She was so shocked.
TalksTo Much
when I was little I believed when a woman would lose her virgintiy, a man would actually put his penis in your pee-hole. i thought this up until I was about 8. before that i swore to myself that i would never have sex. i also thought that if you really did have sex, that pee would just, like fall out insted of drip out.
Me and a frined when we were younger was discusing sex and she came out with that her mum had a vibrator,and being only 7 we belived that a vibrators shot up the womans vagina and buzzed and shook the womans eggs making her pregnant
thinking back on it what was we thinking?
Staines girl from uk
when my cousin first told me about sex we had no idea what a penis was so she said the guy stuck his underwear up you and it hurt the first time
immature
When I was little I was told that sperm was a bug by my friend (who was rather interested in the subject of sex, she also told me that sex was when u laid in the dark and made funny noises at each other) and so I believed that when a guy jizzed, it meant that a bug crawled out of his penis into a girl...(everybody knew this cause I drew it once). Needless to say I was wrong...I never thought bugs could swim! Lol!
a more educated girl
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