sex

when i was little i used to think that sex was kissing wile u were naked and protected sex was with clothes on

Laurie Baczewski

when i was younger bout 3 or 4
i used to hear noises from my parents room and i thought they sleeped talked
till 1 time i cound sleep i charged into the room to
wake them up so they could stop the noise and yeah im not going to carry on!!!!!!!!!!!

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I have two little stories...

1) When I was in second grade and my brother was in fifth grade, we were in the car with Mum. Dad worked for a company where we got free trips every year, and this year we were going to Puerto Rico and my brother was reading the invite. He read "cocktails and ordeurves" and thought it said "cocktails and whores", so he yelled loudly, "Gross, cocktails and whores!" I asked loudly, "What's a whore?" though Mum and my brother decided to ignore me.

Well, the next night at dinner my family was at Outback Steakhouse, and if you've ever been in one you know how crowded it is. I suddenly stood up and yelled at the top of my lungs, "DADDY, WHAT'S A WHOOORE?" The people at the surrounding tables were laughing, and I couldn't figure out why. My parents told me they'd tell me later.

2) When my brother was about two, Mum wanted Dad to teach him the "proper" names, but Dad taught him the word "dick" instead of penis even after Mum kept on telling him to teach him the "proper" name. Well, my grandpa and my brother were at a mechanic shop with a bunch of guys. My brother suddenly grabbed my grandpa's penis and yelled, "I got a big dick!" All the guys in there were laughing really hard at my grandpa, and he went off on Dad. Mum then told Dad, "Well, I told you, proper names."

My brother was a little trouble maker, ~nya? :)

Cait

my boyfriend used to believe that if he rubbed his belly on a girls belly that they were "making out"

bare bellied girlfriend

i thought that girls were supposed to kiss and hug girls and boys were supposed to kiss and hug boys, the same way that cats love other cats and dogs love other dogs. if a girl liked a boy it was the same thing as a dog liking a cat, they just didn't match.

Abberatia

I used to believe "rider" position is when guy lies on his side and woman sits on his opposite side on the level of hip like rider and then starts "riding" him, getting aroused by rubbing her vagina against his body, it was because by then I saw picture of people doing that in this position only once, and I remembered it a bit... differently.

mare lover

I used to think that when I saw people say "Natural juices" on TV they meant like orange juice or apple juice cuz on the carton it said "All natural"

still kinda confused...

This is not my belief but my wee brother used to think that having sex was kissing naked up a tree

Anon

When I was young I thought sex happened on accident. So people could be kissing or talking and then after a while one of them would be like, "oh, I think we just had sex". I thought that because I knew how sex worked I just didn't know why so I asked my mom. She said it just happenes and that really scared me, sex could happen at any time. Boy was I surprised when I flipped through a friend's romance novel.

Sarah

when i was young and waiting for my mom to pick me up from carpool my friend julia said that her sister was playing hide and go seek and said "sex" instead of "six" while counting. I not knowing what it was was enlightened by her being only told that sex was when a man and a woman sat in a bed naked. I wondered that for the longest time.

When I was still little I was playing barbies with my wiser friend katrina, her little sis Ashley, and our friends Sarah and Whitney. While we were playing we found that we were short of tops for our dolls and said that it would be unfair so we made our barbie world a nudist colony. I was playing the dolls brock and britney. katrina knew what sex REALLY was and made her dolls actually be ontop of one another. I not wanting to be a bay did the same also. sarah was still dumbstruck at what "it" was as we referred it to as. katrinas mother opened the door which we had shut earlier (we knew we werent supposed to) and was fusssing at us for shutting it. then she saw our dolls tied ontop of each other and started saying that katrina and ashley were mean and what they did was mean. i frantically triend to dress my barbies and started crying because we were out of beds and so they had to share and that the dolls lived in a nudist colony.

my friend ashley found a condom (open) in her dads drawer and used it as a birdbath for her beenie babies forcing their beaks into the water filled birdbath. it got stuck on one of their noses and asked her mom to take the birdbath off of her birdie's "nose" hahahaha.

my all-knowing friend katrina confused condoms and birthcontrol patches and i called them patches for the longest time. another time when i was playing at her house we played "hospital" and she would go into the bathroom stick a babydoll down her jeans and grunt a little and take it back out. she would then hand the doll to me and say that it was my turn. i didnt know what to do so i held the doll and sat on the toliet waiting for her to come get me. i finally came out and she asked me what took me so long and i said that the baby was asleep (which it was with its eyes closed) and wouldnt come out.

i used to think that if i touched myself or achem fingered myself i would break something and wouldnt be able to have a baby or wear a tampon.

my parents never talked to me about sex or storks so i often wonder how they thought i figured it out.

still often confused

When I was little I was subject to those horrible talk shows that come on in the afternoon (like Maury, Jerry Springer, ect.). I would always hear about people having sex, and it's never a good thing on those shows. Naturally I figured sex was the worste thing in the world and no matter what it was I vowed never to do it. When I was 9, my dad explained to me what sex really is and... I was feeling pretty dumb

Chip

When I was like six, I thought that rape ment that a guy cut a girls breast on the top.

Hoot

Once wen I was about 4 I walkd past my brotha's bedroom n weird ooh aah noises were comin out so I askd wat was goin on n he sed dat he was watchin a vid of peepl havin sex,makin babies.the next day I saw a tenis match n they wer makin da same noises so I figurd they wer havin sex.Then my dad came in and sed look Venus is wining so I thought winning meant dat she had more babiesThen my dad sed look shes winning 40 love n I thought he was callin me love,so I sed wat is she gonna name al her babies then?

Logic...eh?

Moo

when i was about 13 or 14 i youst to belive when a man and a woman had sex the man would put his penis in a womans vagina and if it was big it would come out her butt-hole now that i have gotten older and try it for myself i have found out that i was really stupid

a perfect circle

In 4th grade I believed you had sex with a girl in her butt. I really didn't know there was three holes yet...

Anon

My friend Anthoney always wondered how guys were supposed to get erections when a girl wanted to have sex because he thought that they just came randomly and wondered how he was ever supposed to time it right. (he figured it out later in life)

James

when i was litle i asked my mom how kids are born.she said that they are made when 2 organs unite. i imagined them as some sort of tentacles coming out of the sides of my parents, so i used to sleep between them so that they wouldn't make me a little brother/sister

burtezan

I truly didn't know that men needed erection to have sex until I was 12. I thought they'd just get boners if they thought the girl was pretty, but other than that, they had no use.

ILoveGoodCharlotteHIMTheUsedBrightEyesAndFFTL

I used to think u could get pregnant from masturbation.

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