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when I was 10, a friend of mine explained me that in order to have sex you should introduce the penis in one of the many holes women had.
For many years I thought women had like 20 holes and always asked myself wich hole was the correct one and that you should pee inside her in order to get her pregnant

Anon
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I used to think a wet dream was when you had such a scary dream that you wet the bed.

Anon
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When I was about 9, I had just started learning about sex. One day my neighbor asked "What sex are you?" I replied "Safe." He obviously meant Male or Female.

Anon
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I use to belive that , when i was 7 yrs , in sexual entercourse , penis should put in female ass hole and pee there and after few months a little baby comes out from same hole . but at my age of 12 , my mom explain me how this happens and clear this wrong thinking from my mind .

Anone
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I got my twisted view of sex from watching Back To The Future as a young child. I remembered seeing Biff with his hand up Lorraine's skirt, and her calling for help, so I naturally assumed that sex involved the man's hands and the woman's privates. I believed this until health class in middle school set me straight. I even made my Barbies have "sex" with Ken's hands up the ladies' skirts. (After all, Ken does nothing to promote a correct understanding of the male body.)

Anon
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That being a virgin was equivalent to being a "slut."

Melanie
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My mother always used to tease my brother and I by telling me that I would grow up to be a fine young man, and he would be a fine young woman. We both thought for years that boys grew up to be girls and girls grew up to be boys. We eventually got straightened out in sex ed, but not before my brother started wearing my grandma's curlers and lipstick.

Kaylee
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When someone told me what the word "gay" referred to, i thought that gay guys had sex buy putting their penises together like you would your finger tips....i was 14 when i found out the truth, then i was afraid of getting analy raped....=/

chris
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I didn't understand what being homosexual was. I knew that gay guys wanted to be with guys and lesbians wanted to be with women, So i figured if a guy was gay and a woman was a lesbian they could still hook up.

KG
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When i was little, I believe that parents had to check themselves into the hospital just so they could have sex!

Anon
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I used to beleive that sex was done between the penis and breasts. only.

Anon
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i used to believe that black people had black sperm

Patrick
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When I first learned the definition of the word "lesbian" I could not, for the life of me, figure out how they had sex without even half a penis between them. After a great deal of thought, I decided that the only sexy bit that protruded from a woman is the breast, and that therefore lesbians must have sex by putting one woman's boob into the other woman's vagina.

Mia
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I used to believe that the vagina was in front of the woman's body.

Anon
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When I first found out about sex, my dad didn't specify the location of the vagina. Because of this, I thought it was a dent that appeared in a woman's chest when the woman became aroused. I also thought that at the end of sex, you exploded, but I wasn't completely off. Orgasms are like that.

Dave
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I used to believe both boys and girls had penises so i thought sex was when they tied them together.

Anon
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So I didn't really understand the difference between jacking off and jacking around until the day my junior varsity baseball coach asked me to go tell some of the guys to "quit jacking around over there." I shouted the message over to the guys at the top of my lungs but got it a little jumbled. Lots of laughs at my expense.

Anon
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i used to believe that when people had sex, they didn't get completely naked. since anatomically, they only had to take off their bottoms, they never took off their shirts. I think I got this from a book: it was talking about someone who didn't really know how babies were made, all she knew was it involved getting naked "from the waist down"

NotRlyAretia
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When I was eight, I sort of knew what "gay" meant. However, I could never figure out how two gay men could have sex. After thinking for a while, I concluded that the men would stand naked facing each other with their erect penises, and proceed to slap them together. In my mind's eye it would be a different version of a clapping game and they would sing a sort of rhyme to go along with the act.


I've been exposed to fanfiction and now know better.

a stupid girl
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Not knowing what the word 'laid' meant. I told a joke to my uncle in a checkout line (other kids were laughing at it at school). Your mother is like a brick...flat on both sides and laid by mexicans. The lady behind us was floored. My uncle had a talk with me in the car later.

Anon
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