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When I was younger I had a friend that would always call people douche bags and since I had no knowledge about it I always thought it was a ball sack because I had seen my younger brother's pork&beans when they were little because I changed their diapers so I always thought that was disgusting and pointless to call someone that why didnt you just call them a ballsack! Then she explained it to me later in English class and I still thought it was gross!!haha
this isnt about me but its pretty funny! My little sister was sleeping in my room one right because there was a "spider" in her room and my bedrrom is right next to my parent's so they started having sex and my mom started to moan and my little sister and I could hear it. So my little sister started freaking out and thinking that my mom was hurt or sick so she tries to run into there room but their door was lock so she sat outside crying and yelling for my mom. I tried to explain to her that mom was just really happy and to try to zone it out while I'm also banging on the wall for them to be quiet. IT WAS A MESS!! :D
Until i was about 12, i thought an "orgasm" was one of those really small creatures you can't see, and i always got confused when my dad would look at me funny when i mentioned micro-orgasms..
Well, this isn't mine but it is my niece's. I was on the couch and I was talking to my cousin. My cousin was getting annoyed and told my nephew to go play with himself. Then my mom came out and she was like "What"? And, after my mom said that we realized that it sounded kinda dirty. Then my niece was like "My mom always tells us to go play with ourselves, I don't see a problem with it. Its more fun by yourself". Everyone bursted out laughing.
i used to thynk that only gays would have anal sex bcuz then the guy could get pregnant. i waznt exactly the brightest bulb on the tree. hahah.
i used to thynk you could get pregnant by giving a blow job. i thought that waz the only type of sex.
I used to think that when you have sex, the guy inserts his penis into your vagina, and he just kept it in there, not moving. Until the guy decided he had 'finished' and got bored
I used to believe that on standardized test where it as "M" for male and "F" for female you were supposed to indicate who you are supposed to have sex with. So, if you're a girl you mark that you have sex with boys and if you're a boy you have sex with girls. This was before I knew about gay sex, which would have been even more confusing.
when i was really young i used to think sex was two paper dolls just rubbing on top of eachother...yea REALLY weird.
Up until a few minutes ago (I'm 18) I thought that a gang bang was when a group of people raped someone, rather than willingly having sex with them. I always thought it was strange for rappers to openly mention in their songs that they were 'into gang banging', as I saw this as them admitting to raping somebody, and thought they risked being arrested!
I knew that to have sex, the penis had to go into the vagina, but i thought that the mom and dad just hugged and kissed a lot and the penis just eventually ended up in the mom.
I used to believe that only girls and guys could have sex, and from what i learned it was painful, so i didnt want to be with guys cuz i was afraid that he would want to heve sex, so to this day i am still gay.
but i do know that theyre not the only ones who can do it, and i also know that it doesnt hurt [always].
I used to think sex was when a guy stuck his dick in and then you just sit there and fall asleep.
I always thought only boys could orgasm.
When I was younger, I believed that sex was when a guy peed into a girl's private parts. The more they peed, the better it was.
When i was little i wanted to come to sleep with my parents because i had a bad dream so when i cam up the door it was already slightly open so i heard my mom screaming and i peeked in and i could see my mom and dad having it (but i didn't know what that was yet) so i thought my dad was hurting my mom(because she was screaming) and i called the police and i ran to my room when the police came they ran into my parents room and then caught my parents naked!!!
My parents or the police didnt decide to tell me what sex is until i was 11 so until then i thought sex was when the man hurt the girl
i used to believe sex was illegal.
that's why ppl were always so secretive about it on tv shows.
I used to think that sex was illegal. When I saw a catalog of random stuff and it had a video on how to practice safe sex I thought safe sex is the legal kind which would not get you arrested.
i used to think Sex was taking of your clotes and making out
My parents told me that they only had sex twice...me and my brother.