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I knew that to have sex, the penis had to go into the vagina, but i thought that the mom and dad just hugged and kissed a lot and the penis just eventually ended up in the mom.

completely wrong
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I used to believe that only girls and guys could have sex, and from what i learned it was painful, so i didnt want to be with guys cuz i was afraid that he would want to heve sex, so to this day i am still gay.
but i do know that theyre not the only ones who can do it, and i also know that it doesnt hurt [always].

Kylie G.
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I used to think sex was when a guy stuck his dick in and then you just sit there and fall asleep.

Anon
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I always thought only boys could orgasm.

kg
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When I was younger, I believed that sex was when a guy peed into a girl's private parts. The more they peed, the better it was.

Anon
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When i was little i wanted to come to sleep with my parents because i had a bad dream so when i cam up the door it was already slightly open so i heard my mom screaming and i peeked in and i could see my mom and dad having it (but i didn't know what that was yet) so i thought my dad was hurting my mom(because she was screaming) and i called the police and i ran to my room when the police came they ran into my parents room and then caught my parents naked!!!

My parents or the police didnt decide to tell me what sex is until i was 11 so until then i thought sex was when the man hurt the girl

Sex hurts:)
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i used to believe sex was illegal.

that's why ppl were always so secretive about it on tv shows.

Anon
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I used to think that sex was illegal. When I saw a catalog of random stuff and it had a video on how to practice safe sex I thought safe sex is the legal kind which would not get you arrested.

Dominic
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i used to think Sex was taking of your clotes and making out

Anon
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My parents told me that they only had sex twice...me and my brother.

Sara
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I used to believe that sex was when people licked each others' bottoms! And that a 'tit wank' was when you jiggled your own boobies?!

Anon
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I used to (until the age of thirteen) think that douching was another word for pooping and I was always confused when people douched after sex. xD

Anon
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When I was in 1st or 2nd grade I sometimes watched One Life To Live with my mom when I was home from school. At the time there was a character who had raped a woman and during his trial they were talking about how he ripped her clothes off. Well, I thought that they were saying "raked", not "raped" and so I thought if you "raked" someone it meant that you took a rake and ripped all their clothes off with it. I agreed with the characters on the show that this was a horrible crime!

Anon
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When i was over my friend's house her little sister, who is about 4, and her friend of the same age were watching a tv show. We were on the other side of the room and all we heared was "Yeh, sex is when a mommy and daddy jump on eatchother alot" We couldnt stop laughing.

Jumpy jumpy
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When I was younger, I thought sex was two peolpe pressing their nipples together.

Katz
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When I was little I thought sex was when a boy pee'd in your mouth.

Christina
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a few years ago, i din't know what Viagra was. to be honest, i thought it was a pain pill. soon, i started seeing commercials and i finally asked.

then i got the joke from Austin powers goldmember.

i finally get it!
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I used to think that when I masturbated I was "giving myself an erection." I'm a girl and was 12 at the time. I eventually learned that women don't get erections. I still laugh about that.

Silly Child
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When I was 6 I thought sex was making out with someone. When I was flipping channels in my room in that age and I saw people making out, I sais "Ew! They're having sex!" :B

Courtney
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My mom used to think that if little kids had sex they would die. Her mom told her that

Anon
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