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When i was over my friend's house her little sister, who is about 4, and her friend of the same age were watching a tv show. We were on the other side of the room and all we heared was "Yeh, sex is when a mommy and daddy jump on eatchother alot" We couldnt stop laughing.
When I was younger, I thought sex was two peolpe pressing their nipples together.
When I was little I thought sex was when a boy pee'd in your mouth.
a few years ago, i din't know what Viagra was. to be honest, i thought it was a pain pill. soon, i started seeing commercials and i finally asked.
then i got the joke from Austin powers goldmember.
I used to think that when I masturbated I was "giving myself an erection." I'm a girl and was 12 at the time. I eventually learned that women don't get erections. I still laugh about that.
When I was 6 I thought sex was making out with someone. When I was flipping channels in my room in that age and I saw people making out, I sais "Ew! They're having sex!" :B
My mom used to think that if little kids had sex they would die. Her mom told her that
I used to believe that sex was done when i man sucked a woman's breast! my friend told me that! i also used to think that when u get an erection,u already masturbated
I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.
when i was like in 7th grade, i knew stuff about sex already and there was another girl that knew nothing about it and she just got hooked up with her first bf. then one day @ recess a girl went up to her and asked, hey who knocked you up? then she answered, " oh, she did!" and pointed 2 my bff! we stated laughing bc she thought she ment hooked up!
When I was 3 or 4 my best friend from across the street took me into her bathroom and showed me her privates and I thought that she and I just had sex.
I used to beleive that sex was sitting clothed or unclothed making out.
when i asked my cuzin what gay was he said guy on guy, so i thought gay ment a guy was sittin on another guys head!!!! ROTFL
I used to think that sex was when a boy and girl held hands for too long..... haha thats what my sister had told me!
Until I was 11 years old, I thought people only had sex in the bathroom. Doing it standing up and doggy-style. I have no idea why.
When me and my cousin were little, we believed that kissing someone with tongue is how you got a baby.
Up until I was about 12, I thought an 'Orgy' was when people got together and organized things.
When I was little, I used to watch adult shows with my perants and so I thought sex was just a man and a woman laying naked in a bed makeing-out on top of eachother.. lol
I used to believe that sex was a man putting his penis in a womans side (somehow) and small seeds would come out. Later I learned where the penis really went, but I still thought small seeds would come out of the penis.
Oh, and I thought the baby came out the butt.
I used to believe that if someone masturbated they were raping themselves or having sex with themselves. I don't know how I came to that conclusion but I know I had only just learnt about sex.