sex

When I was little (about 9-10) i used to think that sex was just like rubbing up against something, and this one time, i rubbed up against a "my size Barbie" bc i wanted to see what "sex" was like, and for about 2 weeks after that I thought i was pregnant

Anon

When I was little I used to belive in a sex monster that would hump you at night

Beefy

I was once told by a friend that a dildo actually required pushing a large wooden stick through your rectum,and OUT your genitals!which would either kill you or require surgery.I was so stupid to believe him...i also thought just HOW horny do you have to be to do that...

anon

I used to believe that phone sex meant having sex with a phone!

Tracyca

When I was young I went to a farm and to cows were, ahh, "having fun". A girl about my age told me that they were training for the circus. So every time I went to the zoo and I saw two animals "having fun", I would say "Look, they are training for the circus". This continued until 10 when i found out where babies REALLY came from.

Anon

I used to think that when you have sex, the guy inserts his penis into your vagina, and he just kept it in there, not moving. Until the guy decided he had 'finished' and got bored

Samantha

Well, this isn't mine but it is my niece's. I was on the couch and I was talking to my cousin. My cousin was getting annoyed and told my nephew to go play with himself. Then my mom came out and she was like "What"? And, after my mom said that we realized that it sounded kinda dirty. Then my niece was like "My mom always tells us to go play with ourselves, I don't see a problem with it. Its more fun by yourself". Everyone bursted out laughing.

Jackie

i was at a dinner table with a bunch of my friends when i discovered that a friend of mine believed that 'bisexual' meant that you have both female and male parts. when i said uhm, no.... he went on to question about the rest of his theory, that he thought a bisexual person must therefore get pregnant constantly without having sex... he was dead serious. (i understand if this doesnt make the childhood beliefs list because, well, im talking about 20 year olds!!)

tYgress

When I was little I had a dictionary, which I used to look up any word I did not know. I heard the word 'orgasm' on the television, and when I couldn't find it, I asked my Mum. 'Oh, it's nothing to worry about, it's just like a big sneeze', she said - which I have to say I believed until I had one...

Joe

I once told my mom, "I know why during sex the man has to be on top."
She raised her eyebrows a little and said, "Why is that?"
I said, "So the penis will hang down."
she said, "Yes, that's right."

duh

I used to believe that if someone had sex more then once a night they would break there penis and die

Chris

When I was like 10/11 I thought after reading a immoral article that read:
*lila was having sexual inteercourse with paul* and while the lila and paul were doing that a nother person, micheal was masturabating. I thought masturbating was like conducting their sex moves like in an ochestra! oh my gosh lol, boy I no now.

Master-Orchestra!

When I was like 7 or 8 I caught my parents having sex. For a long time, becauseof that, I thought they called Wednesday "Hump Day" because everone had sex. I figured if they were doing it, everyone else was too.

Anon

I found "Where Do Babies Come From" on our bookshelf when I was little, so naturally I read it because I was a huge bookworm. It said something about people usually having sex somewhere comfortable like a bed, so I thought that meant they had to be asleep to have sex. I believed this until I was 10 and my cousin turned on Cinemax when he was spending the night. I said "Aren't they supposed to be sleeping?" and he just laughed at me.

Nicole

I used to believe that sex was something marilyn monroe invented

Tana

When I was growing up I learned about masturbation from a magazine I found under my fathers bed.. my parents are for some odd reason against masturbation so they told me that if I ever did it again, even while they weren't home, our dog or cat would tell them when they got back and I would be severely punished. I live alone now but still to this day can't masturbate with a pet in the room. I even close my door to make sure they can't come in.

Buddy Lee

my friend used to believe that a dominatrix was a person who dominated or was in charge of Trix cereal, like they got to pick the colors and flavors and shapes that went in every box. she was very perplexed when i disillusioned her.

khaelann

I grew up on a farm, so by a pretty young age, I had seen dogs, cats, horses, and a cow/bull have sex. The problem was the only position I had seen was "doggie style". At about the age of eight, I attended a junior high wrestling match for the first time as a spectator with members of my family. A common starting position for wrestling resembles "doggie style" with one wrestler on all fours and the other positioned behind him. At my young age, and in my bright mind, I announced to everyone in the bleachers the wrestlers were having sex and trying to make a baby. Needless to say, I was removed from the bleachers very quickly by some embarrassed adults. I didn't figure out the "typical" people position until I was almost 16....but that's another story...

farm kid

I used to think that gay men had sex by facing each other standing up and butting the tips of their penises together.

No, don't think I'll put my name on that one.

I used to think a French kiss was where someone kissed you on the cheek.. you know, like French people do? Imagine the parents' surprise when I came home one night and said my friend French kissed me in the playground..

Spook