sex

When I was a little girl(about 5)my friend steph told me that french kissing was when someone spit on your shirt. Boy my mom horrified when I said that me and steph french kissed.

Dolly

When I was about nine, my 5th grade class had a very vague presentation on reproduction. We knew the basics of sex, but we were not told about ejaculation or sperm. Not wanting to ask, my friend and I debated for a while and came to the conclusion that a man pees into a woman to get her pregnant. For quite a while after this, we were scared to use toilets after boys, and decided that we would never have sex because it was so disgusting. A few years later, her older sister cleared things up for us.

Misinformed

When I first learned about sex, I thought that if someone had sex in a swimming pool, bathtub, or other watery place, there would be so much suction that the two people would be stuck together until they went to the doctor and he did a special unsticking procedure.

Leah

I believed that in order for people to have sex, they just had to rub up against eachother...no penis had to enter the vagina...just rubbing

Anon

as a kid,sitting on the bed i asked my parents why they kept jumpers behind their headboard, they told me it was to keep them safe.
years later i caught myself doing a similar thing...
ah.

lizzy

when i was about 9 or 10 my best mate who was the fountain of all knowlege informed me that if you didn't mastabate on a regular basis you would grow an extra ball. i realise this is not the case but just to be on the safe side.......

stav

When I was younger, I used to think that sex involved the guy opening his fly (like when he has to pee) and then he'd put his penis in the girl's vagina, and leave it there for the night.

Anon

I used to believe that sex was secs and that when sum1 was having "secs" they would count upto 50 as fast as they could.

Secs

I remember learning that sex involved the penis entering the vagina but I didn't understand what you do while it was in. I thought you just went to sleep like that.

Anon

i used to think sex was when a women sat ona mans lap and yelled.

sarah&cambob

I had a very interesting idea of sex when I was younger. I thought that a man and a woman would go to sleep in the same bed (hence, 'sleeping together) and then at some point during the night the man's penis would make its way over to the female. I thought it stayed there for the rest of the night, and in the morning you would have to carefully take it out. I also thought that the woman's privates could close and open, and so could the mans. When they wanted to have sex, they would open.This was reinforced by the
Howie Day song, Collide which I thought was about sex.

The dawn is breaking
A light shining through
You're barely waking
And I'm tangled up in you
Yeah

I'm open, you're closed
Where I follow, you'll go
I worry I won't see your face
Light up again

I thought Howie Day was a very dirty man, singing about this. He was saying that after having sex, after many tries he wakes up and is 'tangled up' inside of the woman. And I thought that a lot of the time when he wanted to have sex with this woman, she was closed, but he was open.
What a sicko this Howie Day guy is!!!!
Haha!!

Haha!!!

when i was 6, i asked my mom about sex, because i heard it on tv. she tried to explain it in words i would understand, but made it worse. she said, "when a boy gets excited, a liquid comes out of his peepee", and other main points. after that, everytime i would play outside and get really excited about playing, i would have to pee. i thought that was sex.

eddie

Okay, when I asked my mother where babys came from, she told me that a man and a womans body would come together, and that would create a baby.

Well, by bodies, I thought she meant stomachs, so I thought that if you hugged a guy, that you could get pregnant.

I couldn't imagine why hugging was so acceptable.

C~

So when I was a kind, any time something sexual happened in a movie or tv show they would play that jazzy saxophone music. So my brain just associated the sound of a jazzy saxophone with sex and any time a song got jazzy I would blush and get embarrassed and say the song was nasty and to turn it off because that's how my mom acted when something sexual happened in a movie. Weird right? I still get weirdly uncomfortable when I hear a saxophone getting jazzy.

Anon

Up until very recently, I thought "S&M" stood for "Scully & Mulder".

Anon

when i was young, about 4-5, my friend that was a boy told me that having sex was taking off all your clothes and laying in bed kissing a boy. him and i would actually do that, not knowing any better. well one day, i was playing barbies by myself and making my barbies "have sex" (with them both naked and on top of eachother) and my mom came in and asked what i was doing. i told her that they were "sexing". she asked where i heard that from and i told her that brandon showed me how to.

barbie girl

Whan I was in 4th grade I used to belive that sex means to be staying with the penis in the vagina all night!!!

CBY

when i was a toddler, my mom told me that i wouldn't let them have any privacy. well one night they thought i was asleep, and they decided to do their thing. well, i told my daddy that i wanted to play horsey.

pea-nuttz

I came from a very prudish family that was tight-mouthed about sex and such things. When I got to high school, a sex education class was the first time I'd ever been encouraged to discuss or learn about such things. But I became a joke that I was never able to live down for the rest of high school because I made reference to how "a girl has a different-shaped penis from a boy". I actually knew what I was talking about apart from not knowing then that the word "penis" is not used for everybody's "wee-wee". But rumors never quit circulating around the school that I "thought girls had penises" with that being interpreted to mean I thought their organs that they peed with were just like boys'

George

I used to beleive that sex involved a man and a woman lying in bed naked and the man would pee a little...and I wondered why men would want to do that so much.

I also thought that guys wanted sex so they could have kids...it's exactly the opposite, however.

And I also thought that masturbation was rubbing your hands together

Anon