sex

i used to believe if you masturbated too much that your penis would fall off.

Sean

when i was 7 i was so worried about my future sex life because i thought that i'm allowed to have sex only when i get married and only for one time in the first night so i was taking so much time to look for very beautiful girl to have this unique relationship with, i was so stupid.

D-R-U-G-Z

I once thought when a man & a woman had sex they had to pee into each other! Gross huh??

Anon

A boy I was seeing and I were fooling around in the back seat of his car. He wanted more and told me that if he wore a condom I'd still be a virgin. I laughed out loud (I had just gotten 100 on the biology regents)...I still don't know if he really believed that or if that was his line to get laid.

Ann

When I was in 5th grade, a kid got in trouble for calling one of the girls in my class 'gay'. Later at recess, one of my friends asked me if I knew what it meant, and I told her I didn't. She started boasting about how 'gay' meant a 'stupid person', so I went around for a year thinking gay people were just really stupid people.

Malai

Up until I was about 12, I thought that after the guy "put it in" they would just lie there like that until the guy ejaculated. Sounds like some hot sex,huh?

Spoonboy

I truly didn't know that men needed erection to have sex until I was 12. I thought they'd just get boners if they thought the girl was pretty, but other than that, they had no use.

ILoveGoodCharlotteHIMTheUsedBrightEyesAndFFTL

when I was little I believed when a woman would lose her virgintiy, a man would actually put his penis in your pee-hole. i thought this up until I was about 8. before that i swore to myself that i would never have sex. i also thought that if you really did have sex, that pee would just, like fall out insted of drip out.

Anon

In about third grade, my mom was talking to one of ehr friends about the neighbors (Jennifer and Jennifer) and how they were homosexuals. I asked my mom why thier mom would have two kids and name them both Jennifer. I thought homosexuals was home-o-sexuals and I thought that Jen and Jen were sisters. I was so embarrased.

Samantha

My sister was 15 and she told me our parents were too old to have sex. I said yes they did, my bedroom is right next to theirs and they make a lot of noise. She was very shocked.

me

Hot summer night. Hubby and I are going at it loudly. All of a sudden our 4-year-old is standing at the foot of the bed shouting "What's this, a party? I can't sleep with all this noise".

We sent him back to bed, but we weren't done yet. When the bed squeaking resumed, we heard him shout down the hall "Mom, stop it". I said to hubby "Why is this my fault?" Hubby said "Because you are on top. Maybe he thinks you are beating up daddy."

M

when i was 5 or so a found a tube of ky jelly in my parents bedroom i asked my mom what it was for she said it was for my dad's back(he had back problems) this made sense 'cause i would some times hear moanings from their room in the middle of the night.

what the hell was i thinking

My mother never bothered to raise me up with a clear image of sex. Whenever a bedscene on TV she didn't hide it from me.
One day when she was washing her face in the bathroom I walked up to her and asked. 'Does sex hurts?' 'No, she said'. Confused as I was; 'Why are the peoples faces so full off pain when doing it then?' She smiled 'Because they like it so much, it hurts'

hannah

When I was four years old, I used to believe that the previous sister or brother can choose the gender of next child in family.

My mum allaways asks:
"A brother or a sister, which do you prefer? "
My sister said she wants a girl and I borned.
I said I want a boy and my brother borned.

So I used to believe this theory very much.

Dawn

I used to think that the red light district was the part of the city with a lot of red lights and traffic. Now I know better :P

Arianator

Based on information, or lack thereof, from a book that my parents gave me, I used to believe that for a man and a woman to have a baby that they would just have to lie in bed facing each other and that the sperm would come out of the man, SOMEHOW, and wriggle across the sheets and SOMEHOW, get into the woman.

Jama_bcGirl

I used to think that my parents only "did it" to have children and then they didn't do it anymore. It wasn't until I was a teen that I realized that wasn't true.

Sarah

For a short time between ignorance and fuller knowledge (I'd guess about 10 to 12, maybe younger), I knew that girls did not have penises. From there I concluded that boys had sex with girls by putting their penises into girls' asses. The confirmation of this theory was that girls had cute butts.

Eric

I used to believe that the female orgasm didn't exist, or that it was just something that 'dirty' girls in rude films did, not nice ones with proper boyfriends and stuff.

Anon

I knew what sex was, but when my mom told me they had to have it to have babies, I thought that it could just happen by accident...like laying in bed and it just accidently gets the girl pregnant...man how dangerous would that be??

Lindz